Post by TheShadesYG&B on Aug 14, 2014 10:06:51 GMT -6
The scene opens in a public bathroom with three stalls, all of them closed. The sound of a toilet flushing can be heard, and out of the left stall steps a green figure. Another toilet flushes, and a blue figure steps out of the middle stall. The blue figure washes his hands, and motions for the green to do so as well. The green figure still has his gloves on as he washes his hands. The two stand around waiting for a while, before the green figure goes over to the right stall.
Hurry... up...
A third toilet flushes itself as a yellow figure walks out of the stall. The blue figure turns to face the camera.
THE THREE OF US JUST HAD A BOWEL MOVEMENT! LET US HOPE THAT NONE OF US HAD ANY LOOSE STOOL! I WOULD HATE FOR OUR STOOL TO BE LOOSE BECAUSE THAT MIGHT CAUSE US TO LOOSE TO LOOSE TOMMY!
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THAT'S RIGHT, YELLOW SHADE! WE WOULD NEVER LOOSE TO LOOSE TOMMY, FOR WE DO NOT LOOSE TO ANY MORTAL MEN! WE SHALL LET LOOSE A BATTLECRY THAT WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF ALL MORTAL MEN! LET LOOSE TOMMY KNOW THAT THEY WILL LOOSE THIS BATTLE SHOULD THEY EVER DECIDE TO MAKE TRUE ON THEIR CHALLENGE OF THE MEN AMONG GODS AMONG MEN!
We... will... destroy... all... men...
THAT'S RIGHT, GREEN! WE WILL DESTROY ALL MEN WHO STEP IN OUR WAY AND WE WILL FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET! JUST LIKE WE WILL FLUSH LOOSE TOMMY DOWN THE TOILET LIKE I FLUSHED MY LOOSE STOOL DOWN THE TOILER!
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NO, YELLOW, IT WAS A JOKE! A ZEST AS ONE OF THESE FOOLISH MORTALS WOULD MAKE TO MAKE THEIR MORTAL COMPANIONS CRY IN FEAR! TRULY THIS JOKE IS THE MOST DEVIOUS OF WEAPONS IN THE MORTAL ARSENAL! BUT THE SHADES OF DESTRUCTION ARE INCAPABLE OF CRYING! WE WILL NOT CRY NO MATTER HOW MANY JOKES YOU MAKE! WE WILL MAKE YOU CRY AND WHEAT YOUR PANTS SO YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM LIKE WE JUST DID!
Loose... Tommy... prepare... to... meet... your...
The Blue Shade rises his arms in the air.
The lights in the bathroom shut down, completely darkening the room. After a moment, the lights come back on... and the blue, green and yellow figure are still in the room.
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GOOD POINT, YELLOW! WE SHOULD LEAVE THE BATHROOM!
The Shades of Destruction walk out of the bathroom through the door, leaving the camera behind. After a moment, an obese man walks into the bathroom and enters one of the stalls. Tons of farting and poo noises are heard over the next five minutes as the man does his business. The man finally gets out of the stall and leaves without washing his hands. The green figure comes back to the stall, grabs the camera and turns it off.
Hurry... up...
A third toilet flushes itself as a yellow figure walks out of the stall. The blue figure turns to face the camera.
THE THREE OF US JUST HAD A BOWEL MOVEMENT! LET US HOPE THAT NONE OF US HAD ANY LOOSE STOOL! I WOULD HATE FOR OUR STOOL TO BE LOOSE BECAUSE THAT MIGHT CAUSE US TO LOOSE TO LOOSE TOMMY!
...
THAT'S RIGHT, YELLOW SHADE! WE WOULD NEVER LOOSE TO LOOSE TOMMY, FOR WE DO NOT LOOSE TO ANY MORTAL MEN! WE SHALL LET LOOSE A BATTLECRY THAT WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF ALL MORTAL MEN! LET LOOSE TOMMY KNOW THAT THEY WILL LOOSE THIS BATTLE SHOULD THEY EVER DECIDE TO MAKE TRUE ON THEIR CHALLENGE OF THE MEN AMONG GODS AMONG MEN!
We... will... destroy... all... men...
THAT'S RIGHT, GREEN! WE WILL DESTROY ALL MEN WHO STEP IN OUR WAY AND WE WILL FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET! JUST LIKE WE WILL FLUSH LOOSE TOMMY DOWN THE TOILET LIKE I FLUSHED MY LOOSE STOOL DOWN THE TOILER!
...
NO, YELLOW, IT WAS A JOKE! A ZEST AS ONE OF THESE FOOLISH MORTALS WOULD MAKE TO MAKE THEIR MORTAL COMPANIONS CRY IN FEAR! TRULY THIS JOKE IS THE MOST DEVIOUS OF WEAPONS IN THE MORTAL ARSENAL! BUT THE SHADES OF DESTRUCTION ARE INCAPABLE OF CRYING! WE WILL NOT CRY NO MATTER HOW MANY JOKES YOU MAKE! WE WILL MAKE YOU CRY AND WHEAT YOUR PANTS SO YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM LIKE WE JUST DID!
Loose... Tommy... prepare... to... meet... your...
The Blue Shade rises his arms in the air.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The lights in the bathroom shut down, completely darkening the room. After a moment, the lights come back on... and the blue, green and yellow figure are still in the room.
...
GOOD POINT, YELLOW! WE SHOULD LEAVE THE BATHROOM!
The Shades of Destruction walk out of the bathroom through the door, leaving the camera behind. After a moment, an obese man walks into the bathroom and enters one of the stalls. Tons of farting and poo noises are heard over the next five minutes as the man does his business. The man finally gets out of the stall and leaves without washing his hands. The green figure comes back to the stall, grabs the camera and turns it off.
