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Post by Das Admin on Apr 9, 2016 19:08:50 GMT -6
The new title run begins! US21 concluded with The Parakeet as our new Hardcore Champion! He defeated Chris Orton and then flew off! Where did he go? Let's figure it out! The Board is officially open!
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Post by Loose Cannon on Apr 10, 2016 4:36:28 GMT -6
That dang bird done had that title again! LC couldn't believe it. This bird was a regular thorn in his side but this was gonna be LC's time, baby! No parakeet was gettin' away from LC this time. LC was sneakin' around trynna find this dang bird when he done flew off but LC follows the poop path an found this big ol' parakeet perched on a fence. This sucker was like it was some Chicken-Boo type shizz. Look it up. LC was smart, man. He rolled out some strawberries cut up all nice an neat for this bird an when he was eatin' it POW! PIMP SLAP right to tha kisser an LC pins tha big ol' bird.
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Apr 10, 2016 12:19:02 GMT -6
Having been pinned by LC, there was no rest for the wicked as they say so I use my feet to kick him off and then attempt to scurry away with the Hardcore Championship held in my beak.
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Post by Chris Williams on Apr 12, 2016 17:13:55 GMT -6
I have found my most glorious frienemy, the Parakeet. I did not realize that for days, he was perched upon my shoulder. As he takes flight, I grab hold and begin to sing I BELIEVE I CAN FLY at the top of my lungs. I climb aboard again and attempt the aerial pin....
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Post by Das Admin on Apr 12, 2016 22:25:32 GMT -6
An Ariel pin, that was a new one for our referees but nothing they couldn't handle. In a helicopter it comes flying up next to them and there is a referee with goggles on because of the wind so he could see and when Chris looks at the ref he counts in the helicopter as it's going down in the air while the Parakeet falls with Chris on top of him for that pin. Thankfully for freefall the image of them falling doesn't make it seem that fast and thanks to Television magic the ref counts.
One.. Two... Three!
NEW Hardcore champion: Chris Williams (4)
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Post by Scotty Addams on Apr 12, 2016 23:31:11 GMT -6
Williams managed to land safely, looked like he had a parachute or something but when Williams turns around with his championship >CRACK< Scotty Addams appears with a steel chain on his fist and hit Williams right in the head, adding a little serious flavor to the Hardcore title. Williams is down, Scotty pins.
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Post by Chris Williams on Apr 13, 2016 7:40:29 GMT -6
Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Y u do dis Scotty??
*plays dead*
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Post by Lebroc Harris on Apr 16, 2016 21:28:08 GMT -6
Just as Scotty went for the covered; unbeknownst to the man who was playing possum aka Chris Williams, out of nowhere LeBroc comes over and punt kick Scotty into the skull. Breaking the pin momentarily.
LeBroc watches Scotty getting back to his feet, but he quickly realizes that he had to act fast, so fast that whilst he manhandles Mister Addams he should make sure Williams doesn't run and hide somewhere, so he drop kicks Scotty back into the floor and then turns his attention around to Chris Williams who was about to run scarce from the scene, but his attempt failed as LeBroc kicks William into mid section and then grabs him by the arms and pulls him down to the floor, quickly wrapping both his arms over the neck and jaw of Williams. Hoping the Hardcore Champions taps out
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Apr 16, 2016 23:08:46 GMT -6
So it's that time again folks, narrowing my tiny little eyes, I noticed that Harris had decided to try going for the Hardcore Championship but that's something that I could not allow. Coming from out of nowhere, I grabbed Harris by the back of his head and slapped him in the face with my wings, managing to stun him so that I could cover the lifeless body of Christopher Williams, hoping that I would become a four time Hardcore Champion.
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Post by Das Admin on Apr 16, 2016 23:35:23 GMT -6
The referee had to take a moment to sneeze because he's allergic to bird feathers but he pushes through it and counts
One... Two... Three!
The ref hands the Parakeet the title then can't stop sneezing.
New hardcore champion: The Parakeet (4)
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Post by Frank Washington on Apr 19, 2016 16:07:16 GMT -6
The Parakeet screeches, squabbles, and flails, his wing flapping desperately as the referee takes that as the bird equivalent to tapping out.
NEW Hardcore Champion: Lebroc Harris
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Apr 19, 2016 16:26:14 GMT -6
Taking in several bird breaths, I knew this was going to be a hard fought battle but I had to press on, I just had to. Narrowing my small bird eyes, I pulled myself back up to my little bird feet and did some form of matrix like jump kick right to the jaw of Harris which dropped him like a sack of potatoes. Falling on top of him, I hoped and prayed that I would make history and become a five time Hardcore Champion.
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Post by Lebroc Harris on Apr 19, 2016 17:43:10 GMT -6
LH: Not Yet !!!
Harris gains a life, raising his shoulders up and quickly rolling Parakeet over in a old School package, but knowing that he just need to run, he let go of him. Getting on his feet and running away as quickly as possible, with Parakeet on a giant chase after the champ
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Post by ΒΑЯЯЕԼ on Apr 19, 2016 20:52:35 GMT -6
With LeBroc coming around the corner he rubs smack-dab into two individuals-
"Yo."
"What's this now?"
Barrel and Frankie Cocheese stand before LeBroc Harris as Harris is winded from running from The Parakeet. Frankie nudges Barrel as he points down at the Hardcore Championship in his hand.
"How much active titles does MSW have?"
Barrel licked the tip of his finger and marked the air three times in regards to Frankie's question.
"Three? Four? I don't know, I don't pay attention long enough."
Frankie sighed at Barrel's response as he shrugged his shoulders.
"I think right now would be an ideal time for you to drop that line, Barrel."
"Which one?"
"You know."
With a facepalm, Frankie shook his head. Before LeBroc could really do anything of value, Frankie sprung forward and wiped LeBroc out with The Toe-Tagger. LeBroc hit the deck pretty hard as The Parakeet sprinted toward the area- Barrel launched himself forward and like a Mack Truck smacking an on-coming Dove, The Parakeet probably almost died. A ref followed the [now] downed Parakeet as Frankie pointed down at LeBroc.
"It's not personal, just business.. or something."
Barrel shrugged as he put his right foot [accidently] on LeBroc's shoulder as the ref dropped down without knowing Barrel had an unintentional pin..
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Post by Frank Washington on Apr 19, 2016 20:54:37 GMT -6
1! 2! 3!
NEW Hardcore Champion: Barrel
The referee hands the belt to Barrel who was unaware of the pin he had.
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