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Post by Diamond on Apr 26, 2016 3:03:44 GMT -6
Harris roared again: Where is that referee???
glint who was busy chatting to the MSW Hardcore Championship referee about the workplace hazard he has to endure each and every day i.e. his allergy to bird feathers - in particular parakeet feathers was startled when she heard Harris roar at the top of his voice again:
Where is that phreaking referee???
glint laughed out loud and retorted:
Well DUHHH Harris, keep your beard on - he's right here ...
glint then heard the word "Rabies" and went back into "Florence Nightingale" mode and used her iPhone to contact the paramedics to assist Mr Badger ...
glint thought to herself:
Geez I should just keep the paramedics on speed-dial around this place...
glint could see that Harris was distracted with all his bellowing and executed the perfect triple somersault as she whacked Harris's big toe with her skateboard ... BAM!!!
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Post by Chris Williams on Apr 26, 2016 6:59:02 GMT -6
As one of, if not THE longest reigns as MSW Hardcore Champion, I noticed Badgers reign getting a little long in the tooth. I use all of the tomfoolery as subterfuge, and roll up badger for the pin...
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Post by Badgerman on Apr 26, 2016 7:39:52 GMT -6
Being distracted by Glint's involvement once again, Garland was caught off guard by Chris' attempt to take the championship from around his waist. Garland forces himself out of the pinning predicament, getting back to his feet as Chris does as well. Chris seems ready to laugh this situation off, Garland eyeing him with a bit of frustration that the man he attempted to save at MSW's WAR was letting his greed get the best of him. Glint is still beating on Harris in the background, Williams and Garland now at a stand off as Garland asks Chris an important question...
"You're not just gonna let me walk out of here without throwing down are you? Too much history between the two of us that needs to be cleaned up, right?"
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Post by Mother Russia Account Now on Apr 26, 2016 10:12:23 GMT -6
As these idiots all scabble over a hardcore title Frank Debauchee and Olga roll onto the scene. Frank has a chair tucked up beneath his arm and Olga stands there arms folded in an intimidating fashion.
Frank: "Get me that title Olga, I want it but I can't have this face getting damaged!"
Olga nods, taking off at a dead sprint her arm hyper extended all the way out, she clothelines Chris Williams nearly decapitating him.
Frank: "Not that clown, the other one!"
Olga looks back at Frank, her hand now pointing at the recovering Badger.
Frank: " Yeah! That moron! Get him! Kill em!"
Olga walks over to the Badger. He stares her once over before she lunges in and winches Badger into a bear hug. Her biceps wrench down like a vice as Badger tries to wiggle to freedom. Badger takes both arms and begins clapping his hands behind Olgas head. The first few she shrugs off but the consecutive blows begin to tally a toll. In an attempt to maintain control she hoists Badger up onto her shoulder and with one steady motion drops him in a Triple H style spinebuster.
Frank: "Finish him! Hurry! Hurry!"
Frank kicks the chair over to Olga. Olga picks up Badger by the hair and places his head between her legs. Grabbing him by the waist she flips him up, his legs between her head. Positioning the drop, she Jack Knife powerbombs him right ontop of the chair.
Frank: "Gaurd me!"
Frank Debauchee scurries in, hooking Badgers leg for the cover.
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Post by Badgerman on Apr 26, 2016 10:21:25 GMT -6
Badger finds himself out cold for the first time in a long time, this hulk of a woman guarding for Frank as he continues to scream for the referee. Olga manages to hold off the still standing Glint and Williams as he gets back to his feet...
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Post by Badgerman on Apr 26, 2016 11:00:58 GMT -6
Badger finds himself out cold for the first time in a long time, this hulk of a woman guarding for Frank as he continues to scream for the referee. Olga manages to hold off the still standing Glint and Williams as he gets back to his feet... After a half hour of the battle continuing in the parking lot, Frank finally releases Garland and heads off in a rage to find a ref himself. Confident that Olga will continue to hold everyone off as Frank runs inside the building, Garland takes this moment to crawl to his Saturn and sneak inside. Using his better judgement after cooling off under the pin attempt of Frank, Garland pulls away in his vehicle. Williams chuckles at Garland as he passes by his opponents yelling, with a smile on his face, for them all to bring a ref next time! Olga turns to look at Frank's prey making his escape. She looks angered, LeBroc on her back, trying to phase her with punches to the side of the head. The scene ends with Garland heading towards his hotel!
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Post by Chris Williams on Apr 26, 2016 13:23:17 GMT -6
However, his rusty 2002 piece of crap Saturn was going to get him nowhere, as it dies before he can even turn out of the parking lot! Williams finally has an answer to Gar-Blands important question, and that answer is:
"HELL YES WE HAVE ISSUES TO SORT OUT!"
Williams puts his dukes up and waits for Badgerman to exit his now-dead vehicle....
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Post by Badgerman on Apr 26, 2016 13:31:35 GMT -6
Garland lets out a sigh, Olga now turning her full attention to LeBroc and Glint in the background as Frank runs back out into the parking lot. Garland gets out of his car, looking at the scene and spits on the ground, his belt lazily thrown over his shoulder as he looks at Chris Williams. Fine, but not here. Too many assholes, you know?
Chris raises an eyebrow, Garland suggesting they take their battle somewhere else as Williams complies, after grabbing a referee and the two load up in his vehicle. After a few moments of driving, the two find themselves near an abandoned warehouse, Garland telling Chris that this will do nicely as the two of them enter the building with the referee behind them. Garland lights up a cigarette, putting the hardcore title to the side and looking at Williams who is now standing across from him.
"We both know this isn't about that Hardcore Title. We've got a battle that needs to be waged cause of everything's that's gone down these last few years. Hell, I knew this would happen when I saved your ass at WAR, but I didn't think it would happen this soon. However, you want to fight? Fine! We'll tag it up on Unstoppable, but we'll mess each other up right the fuck now! You got anything to say before we begin?"
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Post by Chris Williams on Apr 26, 2016 13:35:57 GMT -6
"I know you came back and saved my ass. Hell, I'm pretty sure we are even on the same side right now. But neither of us can move forward til we bury this, so now is the ONLY time it makes sense. Let's do it."
Williams waits for Garland to set the title aside, and waits for both men's health bars to show up above their head...
3 2 1 FIGHT!
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Post by Badgerman on Apr 26, 2016 13:41:39 GMT -6
"I know you came back and saved my ass. Hell, I'm pretty sure we are even on the same side right now. But neither of us can move forward til we bury this, so now is the ONLY time it makes sense. Let's do it." Williams waits for Garland to set the title aside, and waits for both men's health bars to show up above their head... 3 2 1 FIGHT! Garland comments on the low budget look that the MSW's graphics department put into those health bars, tossing the cigarette and chuckling. Garland walks towards Williams, the referee looking on and waiting to make a pinfall count... Garland swinging in with a wild left hand! Williams takes it on the chin, swinging back with a thunderous right that knocks Garland a bit loopy as Williams follows it up with a knee to Garland's gut before throwing him headfirst into the nearest wall. Garland bounces off hard, holding his head in pain as Williams walks over to lift him back up. Williams asks Garland is that's all he's got already, Garland elbowing Chris across the chin on the way up, forcing him to turn his back to Garland, before grabbing him by the back of the head and throwing him to the ground. Garland looks for a nearby weapon, eyeing a few 2x4's and some pipes, before going for the more humiliating option of dumping the contents of the nearest trashcan all over his fallen opponent. "There's probably some sick shit in here man!" Garland then goes to clock Chris with the can itself...
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Post by Lebroc Harris on Apr 26, 2016 15:11:52 GMT -6
LH : Yeah Garlic Man Keep yourself occupied with Chris.
Harris jumps up from behind, rolling up Garland with a quick roll up pin. SNEAKY yes SNEAKY indeed.
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Post by Badgerman on Apr 26, 2016 15:17:13 GMT -6
LH : Yeah Garlic Man Keep yourself occupied with Chris. Harris jumps up from behind, rolling up Garland with a quick roll up pin. SNEAKY yes SNEAKY indeed. "This guy again!" The ref begins to count, Garland kicking out and is now surprised that this one on one had become a three way dance. Garland is feeling a bit worn down from the entire events of the day so far, to be honest, but he rolls to his feet as LeBroc positions himself in between Chris and Garland, looking to get his championship back.
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Post by Lebroc Harris on Apr 26, 2016 15:34:53 GMT -6
All three men stare at each other, waiting who would strike first and without thinking Harris swings punches straight at the current Champion, letting Williams to follow suit. Giving a two on one disadvantage for the champion, but as it's clear due to personality clash between all three men, Garland was smart enough this situation into his own advantage as the fight ensued between the three men. First Garland knocks Harris down and then he turns his attention back at Williams, fight off him and knocking him down. But Again Harris sneaks up from behind and rolls up for another quick pin
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Post by Badgerman on Apr 26, 2016 15:41:16 GMT -6
Garland again kicks out! Harris looks to be grabbing something off the ground as Garland quickly rises. He gets back to his feet, asking LeBroc if that's the only move he kn~ *CRACK* Harris breaks a 2x4 over Garland's head! Garland immediately falls down, Williams running up behind Harris, spinning him around, and attempting to hit him with THE BOILING POINT!... Harris works to fight him off, Chris forced to let go as the two must now fight for who gets the pinfall...
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Post by Lebroc Harris on Apr 26, 2016 16:29:25 GMT -6
Harris fights off Chris, then knocks him down to a kneeling position. Then hits Garland with a swift kick too who kneels too. With both men now kneeling and him standing in the middle. He lift his right foot and kicks Garland who was kneeling on his left, kicking him on the head then lift his left foot and turn to the right and kick Chris with few kicks. He does this for few minutes, until he hits an impressive shining wizard against both men and knocking them down, leading Harris to cover Garland just in time.
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