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Post by Chris Williams on May 16, 2016 5:10:59 GMT -6
What?!?! Is this a new Alley Cat in the making??? I kick out, and drag badger away to safety.
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Post by Badgerman on May 16, 2016 9:34:25 GMT -6
What?!?! Is this a new Alley Cat in the making??? I kick out, and drag badger away to safety. Garland stumbles to his feet, yelling "Fucking animals" and being unsure if I'm even the current champion or not. In the confusion that Chris and I have cause over who to even pin any more, I point to the nearest Ice Cream truck most likely belonging to the hardcore legend of Bonzo The Clown. Chris jumps in the passenger side, Garland taking time to play the ice cream jingle as Chris looks on with a "really?" expression on his face. Garland shrugs and throws a frozen Popsicle that he grabbed out of the back at his tag team partner as he looks to pull away from the reckless scene behind them. |
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Post by Lebroc Harris on May 16, 2016 13:53:07 GMT -6
Harris gets up as well and leaps of in air to drop kick Badger from behind. Who leaps into William; causing the two lose their balance and hit their face first into the ground. Harris then grabs Dante, by the head and whips him into the wall. Harris then grabs the belt and shouts at all three fallen insecure inbred.
LH : Get a real ref to take this away from me.
Then kneels down at all three men.
LH : The AlleyCats rules.
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Post by Chris Williams on May 16, 2016 15:24:47 GMT -6
"Hey! That's not yours anymore!"
Somehow LeBroc drop-kicked us out of a moving vehicle, and managed to grab the title that was STILL in the moving vehicle. A smooth criminal, that LeBroc. However, I am quite the sure-handed sly dog myself when it comes to the Hardcore division. And this sly dog refuses to be bested by Pussycats. I rip the title from Harris' grasp, and toss it back to Badger, the rightful champion.
"With the refs on strike, it's the Wild West out here! Anyone can count pins, and it's all as official as a Bob E. Bautch count! You got pinned, Badger is champ!"
Badger and I run off, chasing the vehicle we were drop-kicked from....
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Post by Matt Ward on May 16, 2016 21:10:04 GMT -6
Badger and Chris Williams stole the hardcore title while they are running towards the moving car while matt noticed a bowling ball then he picks it up then bowls it towards chris and Badger.
Matt Ward: Yada Doo Bitches
Chris and Badger fall on top of each other in the 69 position. Matt laughs while he runs toward both men as he does a running seton on top of both men as Bob e bauch comes while matt makes the pin.
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Post by Chris Williams on May 16, 2016 21:45:41 GMT -6
I do believe it's physically impossible for the both of us to be running and somehow end up nearly 69ing, but nonetheless I have a faceful of Badger's junk. I see Bobby Bautch come slide in, and a know that I have a good 30 seconds to kick out before he gets to 3, so I count it along slowly in my head...
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Kickout!
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Post by Dante Claude Carlington on May 16, 2016 22:02:53 GMT -6
Dante comes out of nowhere, attacking Matt Ward. Even though Williams kicked out, but Dante wanted the belt. Only to show Barrel that he too can fight. He's here for one championship ; IMPURE15. He wants it, he needs it, and he would do anything to GET IT ! Dante saw LeBroc and Orton coming after him. He double clothesline line them down, then turning his attention towards Williams, he draws few punches at him, then goes for a DDT, only to be saved by Robert Garland. The duo double teams on Dante for a bit, to soften his good side.
The double beating continues until, Dante grasp his breath back - then he starts fighting again. He drops Garland to the floor then hip toss Chris Williams, later to be received by his version of the Rock Bottom, with that being said he goes for the cover.
Making the count for himself ...1 ....2 ... and
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Post by Scotty Addams on May 17, 2016 0:03:04 GMT -6
This is when Scotty comes flying into the scene out of nowhere with a big splash knocking Dante off of the pin. Dante isn't sure what's going on and finds himself on the receiving end of a dropkick right to the head. Chris is still in a daze but getting up after Bautch's botched count but before Williams can do much when he's brushing himself off but Scotty lifts him from behind with a reverse Fireman's carry and drops Williams on his head with the Platinum Landing. Scotty realizes that Chris isn't the champion though. These bastards confusing him. So Scotty sees Badger getting up. A full head of steam and Scotty runs up to him and jumps up to catch him with a DDT on the ground and covers Badger, hoping somebody would come make this pin.
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Post by Drew Stevenson on May 17, 2016 0:30:42 GMT -6
As I was just walking around, enjoying what this beautiful day had to offer – I noticed that my good friend, Scotty was lying on top of Badger so I took it upon myself to run over there and make the three count which crowns my good friend as the new Hardcore Champion.
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Post by Scotty Addams on May 17, 2016 0:35:14 GMT -6
Scotty held the title and laughed but knew they wouldnt be down for long. So he took the title and with help of his friend the parakeet, he got away for now.
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Post by Diamond on May 17, 2016 1:13:52 GMT -6
... the sharp tap, tap, tap of the most fantabulous Manager in MSW could be heard running after Scotty full pelt ...
D!amond shooed the pesky parakeet out of the way and then without batting an eyelash expertly tripped Scotty over as he scurried past her holding the Hardcore Championship title tightly in his hands ...
D!amond ripped the belt out of Scotty's hand then tossed it in the direction of her client glint - the sooper dooper star of the recently resuscitated MSW's Women's Division... and yelled in her broad Aussie accent...
MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
glint's bright blue eyes lit up as she grabbed the coveted Hardcore Championship Title belt, threw her skateboard to the ground and skated off into the sunset as fast as her long sun-bronzed legs allowed her to ...
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Post by Badgerman on May 17, 2016 9:14:46 GMT -6
Run right into a clothesline from Robert Garland! Garland, having lost the belt he's not sure he won in the first place, has knocked Glint out cold. Garland then notices his apparent referee in Chris Williams is still knocked out, Garland throwing him over Glint and ripping off Chris' referee shirt. Garland than wears it haphazardly across his neck as a scarf yelling as he counts the pin...
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Robert Garland - "And your new Hardcore Champion - Chris Williams!"
Garland pulls Chris to his feet and raises his hand in victory yelling about "True Teamwork" and cursing about Frank Washington, spitting on the ground in a mocking fashion as he tries to get Chris back to reality so the two could once again try and make their escape.
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Post by Dante Claude Carlington on May 17, 2016 14:07:37 GMT -6
Dante out of now where pops out, in his own referee shirt. This may not be count official but since every other wrestler is doing it. Why should he not do it ? So he did -- He saw Garland helping Williams, only for both men to be double speared by Carlington, and then going for the cover. Counting the pin for himself.
1,2,3
" And here is you're new Hardcore Champion; The most sexiest man alive Danteeeeeeeeeee Claude CarlingtoooooooooooooooN !!! "
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Post by Mother Russia Account Now on May 17, 2016 16:40:41 GMT -6
Frank Debauchee comes strolling in with Olga in tow.
"Well, you can tell by the way I walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk."
Dante stands up all yippy skippy that he won the hardcore title unofficially. The celebration is cut short by Olga with a clothesline from hell. Dante flips into oblivion before resting on the concrete below.
"Pick him up!" Frank Exclaimed.
Olga hoists up the lifeless body as Frank grabs him by the neck, twisting him backwards as his neck rests on Frank's shoulder. Debauchee rolls his hips in a circular motion before plummeting down on his ass, bring Dantes neck to a sudden stop on his shoulder.
Frank grabs Glint by her wrist and drags her corpse on top of Dante.
Olga drops down for the pin.
один два три!
Winner and new champion, GLIIIIINT!
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Post by jeffvincent on May 18, 2016 8:23:42 GMT -6
While Glint was newly crowned Hardcore Champion, some little man comes running towards glint jumps midair to connect with a senton then he goes for the pin.
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