The Killing JOKE [RP#2]*U24*
May 26, 2016 3:40:42 GMT -6
Kaiser, Dante Claude Carlington, and 1 more like this
Post by Silas Romero on May 26, 2016 3:40:42 GMT -6
" You were dropped on your head as a child, weren't you? "
The scene opened with Silas simply shaking his head back and forth. He quickly followed that up with rolling his eyes, before ultimately leaning back in his comfy black leather chair, which sat behind his rather large office desk.
SILASROMERO: " I sincerely ask that question, not out of jest, but curiosity. The more I hear you speak, the more I seriously think something must be wrong with you. That or you're just completely dense. I mean, just going straight down the list of things that you misinterpreted or just got plan wrong is staggering. See, never once did I actually compare you to Batman. I may have said that I was going to break you, much like Bane did to the Bats, but I don't recall actually COMPARING you to Batman. I may have said that it looked like you just took Bruce Wayne's origin story verbatim and tried to pass it off as your own. So, right off the bat, you got that completely fucking wrong. Then I heard you say that Superman is the favorite of a lot of the teenagers around the wrong, and while that may be somewhat true.. I wouldn't generalize the entire public and say the he's who everyone says is their favorite. I know a lot of people that say the character is far to OP and overrated. The Batman on the other hand? The dude has saved not only Gotham on several occasions, but he's saved the entire fucking multiverse.. And he's just a regular guy! That's another reason as to why you could NEVER be compared to the Batman. He didn't waste his money on junk; he spent his money on things that help him save people on a daily basis. I know I come across as a man that is a total bad ass, but I know my shit when it comes to comics, good sir. As a wise man once said, you think just 'cause a guy reads comics, he can't start some shit? Also, you never really made me think differently on the fact that you got duped into wasting your families fortune on wrestling school and gear. I mean, if your family had as much money as the Wayne's.. You wouldn't need to funnel all of it into your wrestling gear. And, if it made you more money in the long run. So, that proves my theory that you didn't have much to begin with.. Also, if it made you richer and super successful, then why have I just now started hearing about you? "
A smug smirk crept across the chiseled face of the Hipster Hercules, much like a snake slithering through the grass.
SILASROMERO: " I honestly don't mean to undersell you, but that seems like a legitimate question, right? Granted, I made it a point to say that it doesn't matter what you did before you got to this place and time.. But, seriously -- Please enlighten me on how you're such a successful dude. Because you said a lot of things, but none of it made me look at you like a legitimate threat. You came across to me as nothing more than a generic bad guy. If this was a comic book, you would be the villain of the week. You'd get one issue and then you'd be gone. You will never be anyone's main arch nemesis. You'd never be the Joker to my Batman. You'd never be the Reverse Flash to my Flash. You're never going to be the cosmic threat that requires the entire Justice League to assemble to take you down. "
Silas started to look around the room at all the various framed comic books and posters that lined his walls.
SILASROMERO: " See, all of the books and posters feature some of the greatest villains to ever grace a comic book. You? You're just the run-of-the-mill C-List villain that thinks he's FAR greater than they actually are. You also seem very stuck on the fact that I'm in the process of getting a divorce. The only thing you got right was, yeah.. I put the information out there for everyone to do with what they please. Though, it seems like that's all you have to use against me. I've got a long, long track record of dirty deeds that I've done in this business you could use against me. Yet, you seem to stick to my personal life like some gossip columnist. You're also super stuck on the idea of saying that you had a night or many nights with my soon to be ex-wife. And if you did? "
He shrugged his shoulders and continued on.
SILASROMERO: " And what's your point? "
The smirk came back to his face.
SILASROMERO: " Is that supposed to hurt me? 'Cause, I've already pointed out that if you DID in fact have a thing with Alyx, then it would have been long before her and I were even an item. So, if you're trying to get in my head with talking about her.. Then, you're failing miserably. Because truly couldn't give a single fuck about any of that. Do you not know the meaning of divorce? Alyx and myself are not together anymore. So, why would I care if you banged her out before I even met her and why would I care if you bang her out now? Honestly. Do you even think through the things that you say before you say them? Wait. Don't answer that. 'Cause I'm pretty sure that I know the answer -- You don't. Obviously, had you actually thought things through, you would have just simply kept your stupid mouth shut and took the ass beating you're about to receive like a man, and not tried to get me all fired up. Again, it didn't work.. But, you tried nonetheless. So, on principle alone, I have to pretty much decimate you just to keep more of you little fuckers from coming in here and trying to make a name for themselves at my expense. Keep runnin' that mouth, though. Because it's only going to make things much harder for you, Dante. At the end of the day, there are only three things that are certain in Missouri State Wrestling: Death, taxes, and getting knocked the fuck out by the Knockout Supreme. You're about to find that out the hard way. Enjoy your debut, kid. "
END.
