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Post by The Rival ™ on Jun 24, 2016 13:16:27 GMT -6
Finally some weird ass looking chick picked up the title and walked away. Yes, Glint is once again parading as the Hardcore Champion after a very long time. The belt kept on rotating between The MSW's Originals; The Street dogs, Alley Cats and Capital Crew's T.V but not anymore. Glint is the champ, she and her girlfriend are now protecting the belt. But how long would they keep that belt away from the man who is hungry to get on the card. Who for weeks wants to get in the ring with Luke Jackson, but that ain't happening. The idea might be scrapped but the man known as The Rival ™ isn't done with MSW. He's now having more ideas, more ways to keep this place relevant and one way to do so, is to go after the hardcore title.
" Bitch, Thank you !! But I will take that ", out of no where Glint and Diamond both are hit by modified version of The Rival™'s spear. Knocking both of them down, but he waited for Glint to get up as he set up for a modified running superman punch and knocks her down perfectly to the ground.
" I am not going to let anyone, and I mean anyone get in the way between me and the Hardcore Championship ", he then goes for the cover and making sure GLINT doesn't kick out in time.
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Post by Diamond on Jun 24, 2016 20:27:10 GMT -6
glint glared at Rival and yelled:
OUCH! Watch my pretty face man!
Now who the heck do you think you are you calling me a Biatch? I have a good mind to wash your mouth out with soap yanno...
Seriously Rival ...? After everything I have done ... making your hair look all pretty with the seashells & beads & bits of ribbon ...?
Man, you didn't even give me a chance to take a selfie holding up the coveted Hardcore Championship belt for my fans to enjoy ...
Next thing out of the blue, D!amond who was as *issed off as a cut snake about being knocked down to the ground by Rival of all people, took her lethal weapon of mass destruction stiletto heels off and whammied Rival on the side of the head and knocked him out cold.
D!amond exclaimed:
There! That's what you get when you take something that's not yours ... and when you mess with us Aussies ...
D!amond grabbed the Hardcore Belt out of Rival's tight grip and handed it back to her deserving client glint and said:
You take that selfie now ... I'll keep an eye on Rival and make sure that he does not interfere again ...
glint shrieked with laughter as she snapped loads of selfies of this very auspicious occasion ... and said to D!amond:
You go girl ...
glint still holding onto the prestigious championship belt then bodyslams Rival and immediately goes for the cover making sure RIVAL does not kick out in time ...
D!amond holding up a bag full of plastic spoons she had "borrowed" from MSW cafeteria yelled out to MSW's most avid plastic spoon collector:
Bob E. Bautch look what I've got for you ... they are yours ... after the count though ...
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Post by The Rival ™ on Jun 26, 2016 12:15:04 GMT -6
Is this Champ dumb ? Well she seems to be having blonde moments after all. Once Glint power slam, down to the floor for the cover again. We could see the blood was already spilling on the floor, thanks to those high heels glint, slammed The Rival™ head with. Yet, tho he countered it and reverse it into his own PIN.
" This BELT is coming with me. BITCH BITCH BITCH ! ", He screamed at her and wait for Bob. E Bautch to make the count.
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Post by Das Admin on Jun 26, 2016 22:54:44 GMT -6
Bob E Bautch had such sensitive ears and Rivals vulgarity hurt them. Bob E Bautch decided since Diamond already gave him his plastic spoons he was going to take the night off to put his spoons up in his display case.
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Post by Diamond on Jun 26, 2016 23:20:15 GMT -6
glint is seen impatiently looking through her bursting at the seams backpack, her bright blue eyes light up when she finds exactly what she needs and grabs a super-sized bar of her Grandma's special recipe home-made soap (the no-nonsense type of soap with double the normal amount of lye and coconut oil) and yells at Rival:
Ya think I'm having a blonde moment Rival?
Ya think I thumped you with those lethal stiletto heels ...?
Well DUHHH! That was my fantabulous Manager ... maybe it's time you went to see an Optometrist yanno ...
Now, this is what ya get for cussing at sweet, innocent me ... and upsetting Bob E Bautch's sensitive ears with your vulgarity ... are ya ready?
glint then takes several steps backward and then goes running full pelt towards Rival with her signature running, jumping roundhouse kick to the side of Rival's face, throws him down to the ground and proceeds to wash his mouth out with the industrial strength soap...
glint's fantabulous Manager Diamond winks at Bob E Bautch as she says:
Enjoy your new acquisition ... they will make an awesome addition to your plastic spoons display case ...
Suddenly the Supervisor of MSW's Cafeteria with legs the size of tree trunks comes lumbering onto the scene with two burly, stern looking MSW security guards pointing towards D!amond screaming:
There's the culprit, she's the one who nicked off with all of MSW's plastic spoons ... what does she think my customers are going to stir their cups of coffee with? Their car keys?
D!amond pretending to look shocked, points towards Bob E Bautch, who thought it was Christmas and was standing there distracted by all the smooth, white, plastic spoons:
I never did such a thing ...
Obviously Bob's the culprit - not me ... as you can see...
he's the one with the plastic spoons ...
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Post by Dante Claude Carlington on Jun 27, 2016 21:07:07 GMT -6
After all the dilemma between Glint and The Rival. Dante Claude Carlington shows up, instead of attacking Glint. He decided to flirt his way.
" You know that Hardcore belt, makes you look hot and sexy. Oh where are my manners ? I am Dante Claude Carlington ", he kneels and kisses the palm of her hand. " You know there are other ways to get HARDCORE too. Especially in bed.". He winks at her, smilingly then with his seductive eye stare. He looks at her from head to toe." So Miss Champion ? Shall I take you for a cup of tea some day ". He looks at her waiting for her to respond. Before, she could respond Dante pulled her closer. The body makes contact, she felt bit uncomfortable as Dante throws an air kiss at her and then quickly rolls up her into a cradle, whispering her before Bob E batuch could come back and do the count." We can still flirt and fight. Cmon, it will be fun "
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Post by Diamond on Jun 28, 2016 21:59:04 GMT -6
glint, an extremely skilful contortionist (she learnt all her awesome skills on YouTube yanno) wriggles her way right out of the vice-like grip of Dante Claude Carlington's 252 lbs of muscle (double glint's weight), whilst screaming blue murder:
Seriously Dante? You could be my grandpa ...
... as yanno I am the current reigning MSW Hardcore Champion ... and I am proud of my accomplishment... and guess what? I got there via my awesome Wrestling skills ... my dedication and focus ... my 8 hours a day of working out in the gym - hours upon hours of skateboarding and surfing which keeps me super fit and so on ... 365 days a year without fail...
... not from any "cups of tea" ... got it?
Meanwhile, glint's Manager D!amond grabbed the bag of plastic spoons out of Bobby's hands and threw them at Dante who caught unawares instinctively caught the bag and stood there looking confused ... well more confused than usual ...
D!amond addressed the irate MSW Cafeteria supervisor and said as she pointed towards Dante:
There's your culprit Mrs Coffee Lady ... Dante ... he's the one who stole all of your lovely plastic spoons ... yes, I saw him with my own eyes ... trust me ...
The Cafeteria supervisor who was enraged, flared her nostrils as she strode over to Dante, whilst being flanked by the two burly, stern looking MSW security guards and immediately starting beating sleazy Dante with her wooden spoon demanding that he hand over her precious plastic spoons ...
glint a great believer of Karma, enjoyed watching the Dante drama unfold and him getting his comeuppance for his inappropriate behaviour.
glint roared with laughter as she victoriously held up the coveted and much sought after MSW Hardcore Championship belt and grinned mischievously as she snapped more selfies to upload onto her awesome glint fansite ...
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Post by Dante Claude Carlington on Jun 28, 2016 22:56:52 GMT -6
" Alright, Tea is NO !!! May I offer you Rum, Whiskey, any tequila ", he speaks with clear voice, as he fights through the Coffee lady at the cafeteria. He then shouts, " Relax, they are just plastic spoon. Old Lady ", the cafeteria lady and Dante continue to scuffle. Where as Hardcore Champion takes another selfie, but just as she could, Dante photobombed, as he popped at the back. Grinning his white teeth straight out at the camera. Right before, he knocks the coffee lady through the cafeteria table with his version of modified rock bottom; move dubbed as London Bridge Falling down. After that he turns his attention at Glint who was re-taking her selfie. Right after Dante's grin ruined it with his interruption.
He slaps her ass, SMACK. He then put his hands around Glint's shoulder and speaks," Cmon beautiful. Give this English man, a CHANCE ? I thought girls like British accent. Maybe not anymore. What a load of bullock ? or you just like to play hard to get. You know in this world there is only one thing that gets Hard, but I will talk about that later. " He hits a Russian legs sweep. Knocking her down to the floor, then covering her up with one hand draped over her breast unintentionally. " Pardon me, I just need to make a cover. Now get here Master Bautch "
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Post by Das Admin on Jun 28, 2016 23:06:56 GMT -6
Bob E Bautch is confused because he botches his own thought process but sees Dante on the pin and he slides in.
Bautch: One... MISSISSIPPI... SIXTEEN... MONTANA.... HULK HOGAN... THREE! NEW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP GUY... THIS TALKING FUNNY GUY!
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Post by Diamond on Jun 30, 2016 22:16:57 GMT -6
Yep it felt just like groundhog day ...
glint, the super extremely skilful contortionist wriggles her way right out of the vice-like grip of Dante Claude Carlington's 252 lbs of muscle yet again all the while screaming blue murder ...
Seriously Dante? You could be my grandpa ...
No cups of tea ... no liquor ... no nothing ... got it?
glint bodyslams Dante and immediately goes for the cover making sure Dante does not kick out in time ...
D!amond yells out to Bobby:
Come on man ... do the job you are paid for!
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Post by Dante Claude Carlington on Jul 1, 2016 8:34:03 GMT -6
Kick out...
" well then I ain't giving you belt. Till you say yes on our little date, beautiful "
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Post by Dante Claude Carlington on Jul 1, 2016 16:46:25 GMT -6
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