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Post by Salman Van Dam on Mar 1, 2014 15:43:14 GMT -6
What happens when you get drunk ? What happens when you drink almost every poison possible in one night ? Let us tell you what happens -- SVD happens, yes its another word synonymous to shit. Last week at Unstoppable SVD took Mr Wannabee Bryce Manning to the limits. He was this close to get the guy down to the mat but what happened ? well like we said earlier SHIT happened. Bryce got a way with a chairshot right at Sal's spine.
Nice going Bryce but since you will be in the tournament so will the Hardcore Icon Salman Van Dam. Our scene elevates at the bar where we see Salman Van Dam trying to get back to his knees. He grabbed the bar table as the bartender stood behind the table, watch Sal get back to his feet. He wanted to take another one of his addicted liquor to go inside his throat. The Bartender lends him his end and helps him get back to his feet. SVD sat down on to that round chair.
Bartender," Man I say you had drink to much. I advise you to go back home and give it a rest "
Salman Van Dam," Gibe eit a rust. I current rust.. I met Ian Windermar in throu peaks". He wasn't making any sense at all but what he was trying to say that he has Ian to get in the ring with, the two are competing in the tournament qualifier round for MSW championship.The match is happening soon but for SVD it's not just winning the tournament and become world champion but also to get some payback from Bryce Manning.
Bartender," Look man you won't able to be standing if you do not clean your act "
Salman Van Dam," green my act.. yebs yebs erm actor.. OSCAR mine Bryce Manning mine"... Now here what he actually meant to say is that Bryce Manning is his main target. He want Manning inside that ring.
Bartender, " Listen man you and Bryce. Your 1 and OH, you already beat him of course he was disqualified and I get that If I were you I would be mad as hell about it but I wouldn't be pissing in an alley and get drunk for weeks.You should sober yourself. Look I heard here in Missouri people are paying a lot of money to get their hands on the front row seat to watch their favorite superstars compete most of them want to see Ian Windermear and you in action. Look you can redeem yourself by pinning Ian down and go ahead in the tournament, become the first Pakistani guy to hold on to MSW World Heavyweight champion, don't get yourself obsessed over a disqualification win over a guy who believes that he is better than thou -- I tell you man... I watched wrestling a lot of wrestlers came in and went out but when they step inside that squared circle -- they don't leave the same, they all change and they all leave with something big "
Salman Van Dam," PIG!! YEBS Yo a PIG Bryce a Pig", quickly Sal stumbles down to the floor and pass out as people helps him and carry him to a nearest motel as the scene fades into black.
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Post by HEEL on Mar 1, 2014 16:29:58 GMT -6
[ In rapid fire reaction- here we are again. Only- the scene isn't picking up where SVD's promo ended, we're somewhere else.. From the look of things, the same place as the last Bryce Manning promo. Standing in the same spot as the last time- this time rocking a pair of a black, age washed jeans- a black hoodie and a pair of black Nike's, we see The Architect once again, his face animated with a look of utter enjoyment. As he laughed a few times- he nodded as he puckered his lips, all as he let his attention fall to the ground for a second. Despite being from the same 'circuit' these two never crossed each other in the past, but SVD seemed to have it out for Manning which was fine- Bryce didn't discriminate when he obliterated people's careers. ]
"This is what I'm talk'n 'bout.. It's things like this on why I decided to come here. Good going Danny, you proved my god damned point and all it took was that moron to open his mouth for five minutes! Your talent evaluation.. SUCKS. Salman.. Van.. Dam? Are you FUCK'N serious?! Maybe drop the "a" in your first name, replace it with an "o" and make like one- do me a favor and hold your breath as long as possible underwater.. Only, don't attempt to get up. Stay there, do me the favor of offing yourself before I'm forced to face 25 to Life for murdering your god damn career. While you're off humiliating yourself and this company, having that reject of a bartender fluff your fuck'n pillows- just know, I let you win at Unstoppable. I couldn't careless if it was a disqualification lost for me, the fact of the matter is- you're not in my class. You're not in my league- we aren't even in the same fuck'n universe! You go around call'n yourself "The Hardcore Icon" yet you couldn't even take a chair to the back without cry'n like a little bitch.. Yeah, Hardcore, right? Maybe in the bedroom- when you've got a sausage plug'n your poopshoot. There's NOT'N 'hardcore' about you, you're a fuck'n poser- YOU'RE the wannabe. There's a reason why I let you skate by at Unstoppable, you just.. aren't.. relevant. But if you keep bring'n my name out, if you keep force'n my hand- best believe, Sally, I'll take it one step further- I won't make you famous, but I'll make you miserable. I was sell'n out the hottest venue in Manhattan- what were you doing? Charm'n cobras? Drive'n a taxi?"
[ Finding more amusement in his words- Bryce let off a hearty, yet mocking laugh. ]
"Seriously though, you don't want me in the ring Sally, you don't want that. I can't stress that you belong at the bottom- no one in their right mind pays to see you do.. anything. You're worthless, you're a chump. Cling onto that DQ win, it's the only way you're get'n one over me. If I wanted to.. If I felt the need to 'redeem' myself.. It'd be like that.. [ Snapping his fingers, he continued. ] And I'd be have you stand'n across from me- I'd have Fatman Stevenson make'n the match. But you know what? I don't want that, not 'cause I'm scared.. 'cause face it.. Who's afraid of you? You intimidate no one, hell you can't even form a god damn sentence with your broken fuck'n English! You should be ring'n me up for a Slurpee at 7-11- NOT be humiliate'n yourself by attempt' to get on MY level."
[ Ah, the shame. All he could do as he stood before the camera was shake his head and sigh.. Sigh at the fact that this was a reflection over what he didn't want the MSW to become. On too many occasions, a lax and loose show of authority by promoters had this happen- people thought they were worth more than they actually were- they would stain the promotion with the stink of mediocrity. This is what's happening with Missouri State Wrestling- there's no established pecking order. A guy like Salman Van Dam belonged absolutely no where near Bryce Manning, unless there was a parallel parking contest- but even in that sense, Bryce would still win. It was an embarrassment for the promotion- and especially for Manning who said he'd take the reigns and be the driving force behind the company's ascension. There's none of that though, not when the pecking order was out of whack.. ]
"Let me make this clear.. as clear as humanly possible, so even your stupid self can understand it. In Missouri State Wrestling- Bryce Manning.. Me? I'm GOD. I am the Alpha- the Omega.. the be-all, end-all. You? You're not'n- you're like bacteria. You exist because people don't care about you enough to want to put you out of existence. Salman Van Dam on the marquee wouldn't draw a fuck'n stick figure, let alone put enough asses in the seats to cover Stevenson's spending. Be smart- do the right thing and sit your ass down, shut up and watch how I do things. Nobody believes in you- I sure as hell won't allow some god damn immigrant- some Dhalsim from Street Fighter sound'n motherfucker to humiliate MY company. Even if I have to sew your god damn mouth shut and shove you in a janitor's closet to get it done.. I will. You'll understand that in this promotion? In this industry? In MY industry? You're irrelevant, I don't care how big you think you are. You aren't an icon, Sally- you aren't a big name.. All that you are.. Is a delusional little prick- No.. No.. You know what you are? You're a god damn MARK. You aren't smart, so that crosses your name off of that list- you're a mark. You believe that you're good, you think you're the real deal.. and you're a fuck'n joke."
[ One of the ultimate insults.. a professional wrestling being labelled a mark.. That must of stung. When one is named a 'mark' it's because he or she believes that they belong at the top of the mountain, that they believe.. they're 'real'. The difference between a Bryce Manning and a Salman Van Dam is that Bryce has proven on multiple occasions.. he has the ability to not just carry a promotion, but to do so with no hesitation. He's carried important titles, he's a known name. Salman Van Dam? He's a punchline, he's.. garbage. ]
"I'm not try'n to do this to be a dick.." [ Pausing- Bryce chuckled and shrugged his shoulders. ] .. "Yeah, that's a lie. I know I'm a dick, but this isn't be'n done out of spite. Instead, this is done 'cause I don't think anyone in your life has ever told you the truth- you've been led to believe you're something you're not. A guy like Sally Van Dam doesn't belong lace'n my boots, let alone call'n me out. This is alllllllllllll because Danny Stevenson doesn't have the balls to run this place correctly and keep his little Toy Soldiers in check- so I guess that's just another job for me. He's too busy stuff'n his face with Pork Grinds and Chocolate Milk to see the very fuck'n foundation of MSW is eroding.. but I'll fuck'n stop it. I'll do whatever I need to do to make sure it stays in place.. Not 'cause I have to, but 'cause I know at the end of the god damn rainbow, there's a pot of gold.. and I wouldn't be an Irishman if I didn't love gold. You know your place now, Sally- don't overstep your boundary again as next time- you're not get'n a verbal lash'n.. Instead, you're gonna get my Size 12 placed so far up your ass- my knee will quench your fuck'n thirst!"
[ Stepping off of the scene, the camera followed Bryce for a brief second before it cut off to a round of static.. before fading to black. ] |
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Post by Salman Van Dam on Mar 5, 2014 22:21:48 GMT -6
Obsession ? Addiction ? Or some sort of compulsive disorder.Neither !! Quite frankly The Architect or the Anti Christ is just dealing with a superiority complex, it's funny on one hand there is this huge tournament match between Salman Van Dam and Ian Windermaar and on the other hand we have Bryce Manning who showed his superiority. It's time Salman to open up his mouth, since it's been past few days since he hasn't been seen or heard. Last time we saw SVD was soaking up and drinking a cold beer at a bar. Right now that very same Hardcore Icon who is quite vocal when he's sober is ready to talk and give his part of the piece for the world to hear and see.
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Salman Van Dam," Wrestling.. That's what I love to do ? But if a man can sometime fall in love with two different species like two different woman at the same time. I found my new and second love in drinking my favorite kind of GIN ".
A smile on the face our beloved Hardcore Icon just rushes down on his entire lips.
Salman Van Dam, " Let me get this straight. I am not relevant, for years years people told me that. You are not the first one to say it" chuckles, " Hey I understand why they feel it that way because just like them you are dealing with a same superiority GOD complex. I want a rematch with you YES fucksake I do and why do I want a NO DISQUALIFICATION match.. Well I will tell you why ? You Bryce is nothing special here at all. You called me a wannabee, dude the only reason I am upset how this match went down is not about how I took that chairshot. You fuckin little idiot I am bitching about the fact that I couldn't pin you down on that mat for three seconds "
" And you question my ability. You judge me, listen up you egotistical maniacal with a ounce of a brain that is left inside you're head. The only reason I request a NO DQ match is so that when you draw a chair right my back... The match doesn't stop and you don't get to run away from that ring. Actually you can't run away from anywhere else. You think I am not relevant well I guess it time to straighten those facts up.. Mister GOD ALMIGHTY ", the last four words in this sentence were completely sarcastic. You people should know Sal would never call another mere human a GOD.
Salman Van Dam ," I am not relevant, yeah right .. you are not even fit to be the Devil like you claim yourself to be, Mister Ant- I Christ. But before I get my match and speaking about relevant, it's funny our friend Ian think it otherwise.He clearly stated in his promo that he and I are going to tear the roof. He is damn right we will and you know why ? Bryce let me tell you why because Ian and I will not try to get disqualified we will end the match on a very high note, even though Ian is thinking that he might have to get a cheap win over me. I can't blame him, the guy misread my intention. I am not distracted, I am focused about winning this tournament. You see Bryce you're in the tournament and in order to get you and myself in a NO DQ tournament match. I must best each and every obstacle and sadly that first obstacle in my way is Ian"
Salman Van Dam," Ian is right about a lot of things. He and I both want to win the tournament, he and I both want to become champions-- Bryce you're not the only who thinks that should be the champion you are not the only one is suppose to be on top of the ladder. Bryce you should start to learn that sharing is caring. I am man of heart, man of wits and wills. I am man of passion and I am not some Hardcore wannabee like you call me. I have done a lot of stuff to prove to be what I am here tonight ? But I guess those prove isn't enough. I get it you want me to prove you and the rest of MS Dubya Nation.. FINE !! Well then consider this PROVEN when I win the tournament and become MSW First Pakistani wrestling to ever hold on to that HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP and no one will able to stop me NO ONE .. Not even the DEVIL wannabee like yourself Bryce"
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