Post by Pornstar Ron on Mar 10, 2014 21:28:15 GMT -6
The sound of a running shower can be heard as the scene opens up in a bathroom. The bathroom had a modern feel if luxurious as the presence of marble was abundant from the floors to the countertops to even the bathtub itself which the top half was covered by a red shower curtain with Playboy pinup models outlined on the curtain. Slowly the curtain draws open just slightly as Pornstar Ron pokes his head out through the opening grinning like a Cheshire cat as he runs his hands over his hairy chest in a provocative manner.
Pornstar Ron
Ladies and gentlemen of Missouri State Wrestling I’d like to personally welcome you to my home in Las Vegas, Nevada. Consider this an honor as you are the very first in the world to catch a sneak peak at the set of my latest film “Hot and Steamy Babes 15, starring Pornstar Ron”! /Ron slicks his hair back with his hands as he leans against the wall as he runs his free hand over his chest again as if he was presenting himself like a box of premium desserts/ You see I’m a man who enjoys all that is good in life; beautiful exotic women, five star restaurants and resorts, and of course the very beautiful and classy Moonlight Bunny Ranch. See the reason why I love Nevada is despite all the prudes in the rest of the country who frown down upon such a natural expression of human nature, the Sin City and the state of Nevada embrace their inner nature and celebrate it.
/Ron chuckles and laughs as he leans in towards the camera as steam began to accumulate within the room./
Now tell me you wouldn’t want a life like mine? I not only get to have steamy hot sex with some of the hottest babes in the world but I get paid like royalty to do it. Simply put I get to live a life that many men and women dream of as they come home from their crummy and monotonous 9-5 jobs because when you look down at the nitty gritty hard facts? I have the courage and the balls to do what so many people are afraid to do, and trust me ladies I do have a very healthy pair of balls /Ron winks at the camera as his grin amazingly gets even wider./ and let me tell you that fortune oh so favors the bold.
/Ron exhales a soft sigh as he looks fondly into the camera as he reaches back into the shower and begins to oil up his hairy chest in a very sleazy manner./
Trust me I understand how many people deep down are envious and jealous of the life I get to live every single day but it’s not easy being sleazy. You need to be in tip top shape and at the peak of cardiovascular conditioning to be the stallion that keeps the ladies howlin’, those jugs don’t jiggle themselves after all. /Ron chuckles again as he looks right into the camera oozing confidence/ After all you gotta give them what they like and there’s never a dissatisfied customer after getting their daily dose of Vitamin Ron.
/Ron then pauses as he looks back as a woman’s voice can be heard from behind the curtain./
Woman
Ron baby we got a film to shoot, and I think I need my daily dose of /the woman moans and says in a seductive voice/ Vitamin Ron.
Pornstar Ron
Whoa, hold on a minute sweetcheeks /Ron’s face lights up as he glances back into the shower/ save it for the film. This is the sneak peak we’re not giving the show away for free now honey! Don’t worry I got a healthy dose of the “good stuff” ready to go. /Ron pauses and runs his thumb across his tongue several times as he looks back at the camera./ I’m coming Missouri to show exactly what it’s like to be in the presence of a top notch physical specimen; soon you’ll learn what it means to have a night with the 88 Minute Man.
/Ron reaches to grab a towel off the towel rack and tosses it at the camera as the scene abruptly fades to black with the last sounds audible to the camera being…/
Woman
/moaning/ OH, RON!
Pornstar Ron
Ladies and gentlemen of Missouri State Wrestling I’d like to personally welcome you to my home in Las Vegas, Nevada. Consider this an honor as you are the very first in the world to catch a sneak peak at the set of my latest film “Hot and Steamy Babes 15, starring Pornstar Ron”! /Ron slicks his hair back with his hands as he leans against the wall as he runs his free hand over his chest again as if he was presenting himself like a box of premium desserts/ You see I’m a man who enjoys all that is good in life; beautiful exotic women, five star restaurants and resorts, and of course the very beautiful and classy Moonlight Bunny Ranch. See the reason why I love Nevada is despite all the prudes in the rest of the country who frown down upon such a natural expression of human nature, the Sin City and the state of Nevada embrace their inner nature and celebrate it.
/Ron chuckles and laughs as he leans in towards the camera as steam began to accumulate within the room./
Now tell me you wouldn’t want a life like mine? I not only get to have steamy hot sex with some of the hottest babes in the world but I get paid like royalty to do it. Simply put I get to live a life that many men and women dream of as they come home from their crummy and monotonous 9-5 jobs because when you look down at the nitty gritty hard facts? I have the courage and the balls to do what so many people are afraid to do, and trust me ladies I do have a very healthy pair of balls /Ron winks at the camera as his grin amazingly gets even wider./ and let me tell you that fortune oh so favors the bold.
/Ron exhales a soft sigh as he looks fondly into the camera as he reaches back into the shower and begins to oil up his hairy chest in a very sleazy manner./
Trust me I understand how many people deep down are envious and jealous of the life I get to live every single day but it’s not easy being sleazy. You need to be in tip top shape and at the peak of cardiovascular conditioning to be the stallion that keeps the ladies howlin’, those jugs don’t jiggle themselves after all. /Ron chuckles again as he looks right into the camera oozing confidence/ After all you gotta give them what they like and there’s never a dissatisfied customer after getting their daily dose of Vitamin Ron.
/Ron then pauses as he looks back as a woman’s voice can be heard from behind the curtain./
Woman
Ron baby we got a film to shoot, and I think I need my daily dose of /the woman moans and says in a seductive voice/ Vitamin Ron.
Pornstar Ron
Whoa, hold on a minute sweetcheeks /Ron’s face lights up as he glances back into the shower/ save it for the film. This is the sneak peak we’re not giving the show away for free now honey! Don’t worry I got a healthy dose of the “good stuff” ready to go. /Ron pauses and runs his thumb across his tongue several times as he looks back at the camera./ I’m coming Missouri to show exactly what it’s like to be in the presence of a top notch physical specimen; soon you’ll learn what it means to have a night with the 88 Minute Man.
/Ron reaches to grab a towel off the towel rack and tosses it at the camera as the scene abruptly fades to black with the last sounds audible to the camera being…/
Woman
/moaning/ OH, RON!