Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2014 17:03:06 GMT -6
The video feed kicks on and we see an empty chair with a bottle of water sitting on the table in front of it. For a moment, there is silence, followed by shouting in the distance. “Hey, do you know if MSW will let me do my own show of some kind? Like a Youtube show, or a podcast? I’m a likable guy.”
“Yeah, but your beard isn’t near as epic enough.” The voice of reason was family friend, Kenny. He’s been around providing sometimes, not so, sage like advice since Jackal was a kid. “All great villains have really epic beards. You really want to go places, grow your beard more.”
Jackal seemed rather confused by that argument. “But, I’m a good guy. The people like me. Name a good guy with an epic beard. I bet you can’t.”
Without missing a beat, Kenny responded. “Them goofs from Duck Dynasty. Everybody loves them.”
Jackal shrugged. “Okay, how about in parts of the world that matter, like music or, movies.” Jackal said as he walked into the bedroom that was streaming their conversation in the next room.
“ZZ Top.”
“Alright, I’ll give you that.” Jackal paused for a moment and noticed that the webcam was recording. “Hey, have you been in my room?” Kenny entered the doorway, shaking his head. “Cause I could have sworn there was nothing on when I left, earlier.” Jackal walked over and sat down, spotting the sticky note at the base of his monitor. Record thoughts for MSW. “Oh, okay. I remember what’s goin on, here. I’m supposed to open up to the world and let you see what’s going on inside my head. Well, for whoever is watching this feed, you can ask me anything you can think of and I will answer it. For those wondering, yes, this is my actual house. When I’m not on the road with MSW, or in the gym, I’m here. So, let’s get this party started, shall we?”
“Star date: -308810.73059360735. If you’re awesome, you understood that. What’s up, world? I’m Jackal, host of this live-ish Q&A session. Reason I’m iffy on the live part is because I’m not sure if there is anybody watching. I guess until I get a question from an audience member, I’ll talk about my time in MSW. See, a long time ago, when I was just getting started, I was working for some shady cats out in San Francisco. When they shut their doors, my friend Frankie Cocheese said mentioned a few guys, Drew being one of them. I took some time off to gather my thoughts, made a phone call and Drew gave me a shot. So, here I am now, days away from the start of the MSW Best of the Best tournament, and I’m stepping into the ring with Johnny Hardcore.” Jackal pauses for a moment to take a quick drink from the bottle of water. “See, last week I made my debut in a losing effort to Davis Wiley. Wiley beat me cause I underestimated him. Johnny Boy, I’m not going to underestimate you. I have to ask this one question, if you manage to stumble upon this video. Do you even live up to your name? I know I can, like here.
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“You see that? Off the top of a steel cage, through barbwire, and a table to the concrete below. I was out of action for six weeks with a dislocated knee. When I came back, I was as good as new. I’m willing to go the extra mile…and it looks like I’ve finally got a question. ‘What made you want to be a wrestler?’ - @warriormsw Oh, this is from a colleague, Matt Ward. Well, Matt, I wanted to be a wrestler ever since I was a kid. I grew up watching Drew’s uncle, Danny, along with many others and I remembered saying to myself that that was what I wanted to do.” Jackal paused for a moment to take another sip from his bottle of water. “I mean, I grew up during a time when the thing that everybody was doing was growing up to be a wrestler, and I was the only person in my neighborhood that wanted it and I’m looking forward to setting foot in the MSW ring and taking the chance to turn my one loss into a winning streak and go on to win this Best of the Best Tournament. Oh, got a couple more questions from Twitter. ‘Who do I want to wrestle in a dream match?’ That’s a bit of a tough one, cause so many great people. But I don’t want anybody great. I want either that loud mouth, arrogant son of a bitch Brett Starr or anybody from ‘The Grand Clan’ just to prove to Hunter that I’m not a ‘no talent ginger’ that he claims to think I am. How about either one of you come to Missouri State Wrestling and put your money where your mouth is. I know Grand has more money than sense.” Jackal takes another sip from his water, before spotting one final question. “’Do you have any girl drama you wish to post on twitter? #BeAStarr’ You trying to be cute? Either way, if you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.” On that note, the video feed went out and Jackal disappeared.
“Yeah, but your beard isn’t near as epic enough.” The voice of reason was family friend, Kenny. He’s been around providing sometimes, not so, sage like advice since Jackal was a kid. “All great villains have really epic beards. You really want to go places, grow your beard more.”
Jackal seemed rather confused by that argument. “But, I’m a good guy. The people like me. Name a good guy with an epic beard. I bet you can’t.”
Without missing a beat, Kenny responded. “Them goofs from Duck Dynasty. Everybody loves them.”
Jackal shrugged. “Okay, how about in parts of the world that matter, like music or, movies.” Jackal said as he walked into the bedroom that was streaming their conversation in the next room.
“ZZ Top.”
“Alright, I’ll give you that.” Jackal paused for a moment and noticed that the webcam was recording. “Hey, have you been in my room?” Kenny entered the doorway, shaking his head. “Cause I could have sworn there was nothing on when I left, earlier.” Jackal walked over and sat down, spotting the sticky note at the base of his monitor. Record thoughts for MSW. “Oh, okay. I remember what’s goin on, here. I’m supposed to open up to the world and let you see what’s going on inside my head. Well, for whoever is watching this feed, you can ask me anything you can think of and I will answer it. For those wondering, yes, this is my actual house. When I’m not on the road with MSW, or in the gym, I’m here. So, let’s get this party started, shall we?”
“Star date: -308810.73059360735. If you’re awesome, you understood that. What’s up, world? I’m Jackal, host of this live-ish Q&A session. Reason I’m iffy on the live part is because I’m not sure if there is anybody watching. I guess until I get a question from an audience member, I’ll talk about my time in MSW. See, a long time ago, when I was just getting started, I was working for some shady cats out in San Francisco. When they shut their doors, my friend Frankie Cocheese said mentioned a few guys, Drew being one of them. I took some time off to gather my thoughts, made a phone call and Drew gave me a shot. So, here I am now, days away from the start of the MSW Best of the Best tournament, and I’m stepping into the ring with Johnny Hardcore.” Jackal pauses for a moment to take a quick drink from the bottle of water. “See, last week I made my debut in a losing effort to Davis Wiley. Wiley beat me cause I underestimated him. Johnny Boy, I’m not going to underestimate you. I have to ask this one question, if you manage to stumble upon this video. Do you even live up to your name? I know I can, like here.
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