Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2014 19:44:28 GMT -6
(The scene opens up to an arena just outside of Springfield, Missouri filled almost to capacity. Fans are there to see a MSW house show. Local yocal Tiny Tim Shady just defeated fellow nobody Grime. Shady celebrates his ‘big win’ in the ring, the fans cheer him on, nobody really paying too much attention until the opening chords of “Needle and the Spoon” controls the PA system. The fans look to the ramp, wondering what possibly could be happening, others scramble with their programs looking to see who it could be. All of a sudden, Chad Vargas stands atop the ramp. The crowd reacts with boos. Vargas looks sharp as always, even in casual attire, rocking a pair of torn jeans, a black sleeveless ‘REBEL YELL’ t-shirt, and brown work boots. Blonde hair gelled to perfection with his purple tinted ray ban sunglasses cover his eyes. In his left hand, Vargas clutches his trusty companion, his acoustic guitar. He struts slowly to the ring, mouthing obscenities to the fans as he pass them. Meanwhile in the ring, Tiny Tim stands confident waiting for Vargas to enter. Vargas climbs up the steal steps and under the middle rope, into the ring. Tiny Tim starts trash talking, but before he can utter his third word, Vargas wipes him out with the acoustic equalizer, bringing him to the mat within seconds. Vargas shakes his head and kicks him out of the ring. He summons a microphone, raises it to his lips and begins to speak.)
Vargas: Ahhh, the Midwest. Boy do I love it. (cheap pop) I’d love to get a bulldozer and flatten this shithole of a place you call a town and plant a goddamn super Walmart ontop of it! (Crowd boos) Oh shut the hell up! Do you think I give a good goddamn what you trailer trash think of me? (Crowd picks up a YOU SUCK! chant.) Its funny, everywhere I go all across the world, I’m loved to be hated, but I tell you what – nine times out of ten I’m the reason why people watch wrestling. Not keep your mouths shut and let me get down to business.
I’ve traveled the world wrestling and made a good career in doing so. Most people don’t like me because I spit the truth. I’m not gonna kiss anybodys ass, nor am I gonna conform to any rules. I do what I want, when I want. I’ve been in plenty of multi million dollar promotions over the course of my career, and I chose to bring my services to MSW because it’s a well oiled ‘back to basics’ machine. Trust me, as you can see, (looks around) I didn’t come here for the money – no offense, playas. A lot of promotions out there today forgot about what it takes to be a ‘Wrestling federation’. MSW reminds me of when I first started out, a young buck barely 18 years old ready to take the world by the ball sack.
I’ve been out of the spotlight for a few years now, managing my twin boys MMA career. Wrestling is one of those things you never know you miss it until it’s gone. I’m here in MSW to do one thing and one thing only: Deliver downhome country ass whippin’s to the entire roster. I don’t need to stand here and give my resume because anybody who is relevant knows just what the fuck I’ve done and what I’m capable of. I get a kick out of some of these young guys, entering a federation – thinking their somethin’ special out here sayin’ this and sayin’ that. While they have so much to learn. I’ve worked my ass off my entire life, and I’ll start at the bottom rung of the MSW ladder and in no time, I’ll be up atop flipping all you little cocksuckers the bird. Ain’t any one guy in the back gonna stop me, either. I’ve taken a look around, and all I see is a bunch of bitch ass divas and brown nosers. If the MSW brass is anything like yours truly, they don’t like a little ass sucker either! I ain’t gonna stand here and talk in circles, because quite frankly – you poor schmucks don’t deserve to hear me. So with that, I’ll end with a Fuck you, and see you around. MSW management – this is my arrival, now put me in a match and let me take the fuckin’ life out of someone.
(Vargas drops the mic to the mat, climbs out of the ring and heads to the back as the scene fades to black.)
Vargas: Ahhh, the Midwest. Boy do I love it. (cheap pop) I’d love to get a bulldozer and flatten this shithole of a place you call a town and plant a goddamn super Walmart ontop of it! (Crowd boos) Oh shut the hell up! Do you think I give a good goddamn what you trailer trash think of me? (Crowd picks up a YOU SUCK! chant.) Its funny, everywhere I go all across the world, I’m loved to be hated, but I tell you what – nine times out of ten I’m the reason why people watch wrestling. Not keep your mouths shut and let me get down to business.
I’ve traveled the world wrestling and made a good career in doing so. Most people don’t like me because I spit the truth. I’m not gonna kiss anybodys ass, nor am I gonna conform to any rules. I do what I want, when I want. I’ve been in plenty of multi million dollar promotions over the course of my career, and I chose to bring my services to MSW because it’s a well oiled ‘back to basics’ machine. Trust me, as you can see, (looks around) I didn’t come here for the money – no offense, playas. A lot of promotions out there today forgot about what it takes to be a ‘Wrestling federation’. MSW reminds me of when I first started out, a young buck barely 18 years old ready to take the world by the ball sack.
I’ve been out of the spotlight for a few years now, managing my twin boys MMA career. Wrestling is one of those things you never know you miss it until it’s gone. I’m here in MSW to do one thing and one thing only: Deliver downhome country ass whippin’s to the entire roster. I don’t need to stand here and give my resume because anybody who is relevant knows just what the fuck I’ve done and what I’m capable of. I get a kick out of some of these young guys, entering a federation – thinking their somethin’ special out here sayin’ this and sayin’ that. While they have so much to learn. I’ve worked my ass off my entire life, and I’ll start at the bottom rung of the MSW ladder and in no time, I’ll be up atop flipping all you little cocksuckers the bird. Ain’t any one guy in the back gonna stop me, either. I’ve taken a look around, and all I see is a bunch of bitch ass divas and brown nosers. If the MSW brass is anything like yours truly, they don’t like a little ass sucker either! I ain’t gonna stand here and talk in circles, because quite frankly – you poor schmucks don’t deserve to hear me. So with that, I’ll end with a Fuck you, and see you around. MSW management – this is my arrival, now put me in a match and let me take the fuckin’ life out of someone.
(Vargas drops the mic to the mat, climbs out of the ring and heads to the back as the scene fades to black.)