Post by Salman Van Dam on Mar 21, 2014 2:13:26 GMT -6
It's THAT time of the year when many people go visit Panama Beach. They party hard and get wasted. Some people backstage thought that SVD's exit strategy where he made an excuse of getting himself heal, could be an excuse get to a nice awesome beach in Florida state -- but truth should be told. The Hardcore Icon is nowhere near Florida. To be honest, he is not even in the United States at the moment. He is back in south east Asia; Pakistan. He is enjoying the brief moment with his family and friends.But, it wasn't too long when Salman Van Dam sent a recorded tape to the MSW premises.
Yes, it was him, our favorite MSW resident -- who loves nothing more but to entertain his audience; his loyal fans. Despite taking a break from healing himself up. Salman was topless and was in his hawaii swimming shorts. He was resting on a rockin chair, with a glass of pepsi -- since he doesn't want to drink alcohol in front of the little kids that were present in the house at that time. He took a sip of his drink and then place next to the side table. He looks straight at the camera, with his arms comes across his waist and he tilt his head with a smile.
Salman Van Dam," Hi EM ES DUBYA... Are you people missing me ? I am sure you are. Anyway I have paid great amount of deal to MSW camera man, so that they can fly here and visit my HOME country. I am proud to say the camera man enjoyed my homeland, well of course because I am not from that stink CUNTRY our friend Bryce Manning is from ".
Salman smiled and then re-elaborate his statement, " Don't worry my humble American fans. I am not talking about your country..Neither am I slandering its good name. I am talking about cuntry , a cuntry that gave birth to this filthy rat hole called Bryce Manning. You see Manning as much I am trying to relax and heal myself at offshore. I want to let you know that the business you and I share is now going to get personal. Actually it is already made personal when you decided to weasel your way out of our match by taking short cuts. I do not allow people to take short cuts over me. Does it make me feel jealous ? Maybe a little, but then again despite people asking me to be the bigger man and let it go... I say GO FUCK YOURSELF you morons. The only way I am going to be standing as the bigger man is when I get what I want ? and I want you Manning. The only reason I want us to fight in a NO DQ it's not because I wanted to get myself hurt. Why'd I want myself to get hurt ? It's totally pointless for me to that ? RIGHT " . He chuckled.
Salman Van Dam, " But I have method to my madness. You see I don't want you to take short cuts, I want you to beat me REALLY BEAT ME in a match where the rules in our favours. Its quite balanced if you ask me. Bryce, you called yourself the Anti- Christ ; The Devil of wrestling.. well then I am metaphorically calling myself the Christ of Wrestling; the saviour; the prodigy entertainer. I will do anything and I mean anything to get rid of you from MS DUBYA.. No I am not trying to say that I want to end your career -- that would be the most shameful thought to come across my mind. All I want to do is to beat you to bloody pulp. I want you to feel how it feels when you leave people battered and bruised. I want you to be on the receiving and who can be the best choice to pull that down ? None other than your's truly Salman Van Dam. Bryce, when I come back from my little break and I know I will... I am coming for you ". He then leans closer towards the camera and gives tense stare at it as he then said his final words before the tape goes static, " Oh by the way you are going to have an exodus from the tournament soon ", smiles at the end of this tape as we come to end this tape by a static feed in the end.
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Yes, it was him, our favorite MSW resident -- who loves nothing more but to entertain his audience; his loyal fans. Despite taking a break from healing himself up. Salman was topless and was in his hawaii swimming shorts. He was resting on a rockin chair, with a glass of pepsi -- since he doesn't want to drink alcohol in front of the little kids that were present in the house at that time. He took a sip of his drink and then place next to the side table. He looks straight at the camera, with his arms comes across his waist and he tilt his head with a smile.
Salman Van Dam," Hi EM ES DUBYA... Are you people missing me ? I am sure you are. Anyway I have paid great amount of deal to MSW camera man, so that they can fly here and visit my HOME country. I am proud to say the camera man enjoyed my homeland, well of course because I am not from that stink CUNTRY our friend Bryce Manning is from ".
Salman smiled and then re-elaborate his statement, " Don't worry my humble American fans. I am not talking about your country..Neither am I slandering its good name. I am talking about cuntry , a cuntry that gave birth to this filthy rat hole called Bryce Manning. You see Manning as much I am trying to relax and heal myself at offshore. I want to let you know that the business you and I share is now going to get personal. Actually it is already made personal when you decided to weasel your way out of our match by taking short cuts. I do not allow people to take short cuts over me. Does it make me feel jealous ? Maybe a little, but then again despite people asking me to be the bigger man and let it go... I say GO FUCK YOURSELF you morons. The only way I am going to be standing as the bigger man is when I get what I want ? and I want you Manning. The only reason I want us to fight in a NO DQ it's not because I wanted to get myself hurt. Why'd I want myself to get hurt ? It's totally pointless for me to that ? RIGHT " . He chuckled.
Salman Van Dam, " But I have method to my madness. You see I don't want you to take short cuts, I want you to beat me REALLY BEAT ME in a match where the rules in our favours. Its quite balanced if you ask me. Bryce, you called yourself the Anti- Christ ; The Devil of wrestling.. well then I am metaphorically calling myself the Christ of Wrestling; the saviour; the prodigy entertainer. I will do anything and I mean anything to get rid of you from MS DUBYA.. No I am not trying to say that I want to end your career -- that would be the most shameful thought to come across my mind. All I want to do is to beat you to bloody pulp. I want you to feel how it feels when you leave people battered and bruised. I want you to be on the receiving and who can be the best choice to pull that down ? None other than your's truly Salman Van Dam. Bryce, when I come back from my little break and I know I will... I am coming for you ". He then leans closer towards the camera and gives tense stare at it as he then said his final words before the tape goes static, " Oh by the way you are going to have an exodus from the tournament soon ", smiles at the end of this tape as we come to end this tape by a static feed in the end.
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