Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 2:21:15 GMT -6
(The camera comes on and it is shooting at a very blurry grey object directly in front of it. A voice is heard saying "damn" before the camera begins moving. As it jostles around a small motel looking room can be seen before the video focuses in on a man with long black hair. He moves the camera again showing a dark highway in from what appears to be a windshield. The camera flips around again as it appears to be set on the dash of whatever vehicle the video is being filmed in. The camera is filming directly above the steering wheel as Daryl Bingham comes into focus as he drives down the lonely road. He looks at the camera for a second winking at it then goes back to looking out the windshield.)
Dartl Bingham- "So I was told I needed to get this shit out to the viewing public. I assume no one will give a shit about it, but here it is. My name is Daryl Bingham. I'm a truck driver. You expected me to say wrestler didn't you. Well guess what, that shit isn't me right now. It used to be, but it's not any longer. I'm a truck driver. I drive people's shit across the United States as they live the American dream. Well I'm living a damn nightmare. I watch lines fly by day and night repeatedly. It's like groundhog day, everyday."
(Daryl rolls down his window and spits out of it.)
Daryl Bingham- "About the only real time I am socializing is at truck stops. You ever been to a damn truck stop? Holy shit, it's like Sodom or Gomorrah. I know I get lonely on the road but damn. 18 wheelers rocking back and forth with 600 pounds of human flesh doing the movements. It's sickening sometimes. My love of the human race has wandered from what I've seen. Holy crap, the last girl I was with doubled me in size, and she was one of the hot ones. Then you get to your destination meeting your moving 'coworkers' and all you get is shit from the people whose stuff you moved. Why did you scratch my dresser? Bitch, I just drove 72 hours straight to get your shit here. I didnt' jump out of my truck and take a xacto knife to your shit. I was kind of busy. No one has any respect for us drivers. I get ZERO tolerance, everything that happens is my fault. It's obnoxious, I'm just driving and getting paid. But for it, I take WAY too much shit."
(As Daryl continues to talk his cat Milo jumps into his lap. Milo purrs as he rubs against Daryl's stomach.)
Daryl Bingham- "This here is Milo. He's about the only sane bastard I ever talk to. He keeps me sane. Ain't that right?"
(Daryl reaches down and pets his cat on the head as Milo purrs in satisfaction.)
Daryl Bingham- "That changes now. I've taken jobs that I know will take me through Missouri. Why? Because I once was a promising wrestler but I did what I had to to get out of a shitty situation. Well I went to a shitty situaiton and I'm looking to get out of it. I need money to stop trucking. Wrestling offers me that. MSW offers me that. I'll be there at every show... whether I'm wresting or not. I plan on being THAT guy. I'm the guy that nobody likes because he's constantly showing them up. I will do whatever I need to to succeed. That's just Daryl. So, I just wanted to let you all know that I was coming. When you see the United Van Lines truck parked in the parking lot, you'll know. Daryl Bingham has come to cause havoc. Daryl Bingham has come to wrestle. Daryl Bingham has come to be the best. That's it. You'll see soon enough."
(Daryl reaches up as Milo jumps from his lap. He hits the record button on the camera and the feed fades out.)
Dartl Bingham- "So I was told I needed to get this shit out to the viewing public. I assume no one will give a shit about it, but here it is. My name is Daryl Bingham. I'm a truck driver. You expected me to say wrestler didn't you. Well guess what, that shit isn't me right now. It used to be, but it's not any longer. I'm a truck driver. I drive people's shit across the United States as they live the American dream. Well I'm living a damn nightmare. I watch lines fly by day and night repeatedly. It's like groundhog day, everyday."
(Daryl rolls down his window and spits out of it.)
Daryl Bingham- "About the only real time I am socializing is at truck stops. You ever been to a damn truck stop? Holy shit, it's like Sodom or Gomorrah. I know I get lonely on the road but damn. 18 wheelers rocking back and forth with 600 pounds of human flesh doing the movements. It's sickening sometimes. My love of the human race has wandered from what I've seen. Holy crap, the last girl I was with doubled me in size, and she was one of the hot ones. Then you get to your destination meeting your moving 'coworkers' and all you get is shit from the people whose stuff you moved. Why did you scratch my dresser? Bitch, I just drove 72 hours straight to get your shit here. I didnt' jump out of my truck and take a xacto knife to your shit. I was kind of busy. No one has any respect for us drivers. I get ZERO tolerance, everything that happens is my fault. It's obnoxious, I'm just driving and getting paid. But for it, I take WAY too much shit."
(As Daryl continues to talk his cat Milo jumps into his lap. Milo purrs as he rubs against Daryl's stomach.)
Daryl Bingham- "This here is Milo. He's about the only sane bastard I ever talk to. He keeps me sane. Ain't that right?"
(Daryl reaches down and pets his cat on the head as Milo purrs in satisfaction.)
Daryl Bingham- "That changes now. I've taken jobs that I know will take me through Missouri. Why? Because I once was a promising wrestler but I did what I had to to get out of a shitty situation. Well I went to a shitty situaiton and I'm looking to get out of it. I need money to stop trucking. Wrestling offers me that. MSW offers me that. I'll be there at every show... whether I'm wresting or not. I plan on being THAT guy. I'm the guy that nobody likes because he's constantly showing them up. I will do whatever I need to to succeed. That's just Daryl. So, I just wanted to let you all know that I was coming. When you see the United Van Lines truck parked in the parking lot, you'll know. Daryl Bingham has come to cause havoc. Daryl Bingham has come to wrestle. Daryl Bingham has come to be the best. That's it. You'll see soon enough."
(Daryl reaches up as Milo jumps from his lap. He hits the record button on the camera and the feed fades out.)