Post by leobanks on Apr 12, 2014 1:45:56 GMT -6
The scene opens up with Leo standing outside of Danny's office. He is dressed semi formally which is considered casual for the "Self Proclaimed Main Event Superstar". Seeing as how he is recording himself the camera is a bit shaky and unsteady. He removes his sunglasses and gives the camera his patented billion dollar smirk as he prepares to cut his promotional video.
"Ladies and poor men..... Errr...... I mean gentlemen. I proudly bring to you the very first installment of totally loaded. This is the first electronic video blog of many to come. For those of you Missouri natives ill dumb it down for you. Talkie. Picture. Make. Sound. About. Fight. Now see I've just received some interesting news from the 'boss in overalls' and I've got to say I like what I heard. See because my arrival was quote on quote "problematic" I have received an automatic by in the tournament. Now before you, how do you southerners say it?,"
Leo heavily emphasizes his stereotypical southern accent.
"Getch Yer Knickers ina bunch,"
His voice returns his original dialect.
"I'll let you know that my scheduled opponent from earlier tonight also moves on. So once again Ill dumb it down for you. That means next week on unstoppable,
I have the pleasure of kicking not one but two guys asses."
Leo licks his lips and furrow his brow to show his disapproval of this but continues to cover it up with his speech.
"Now I'm sure all you poor uncivilized redneck hillbillies would expect me to complain and bitch about how it's not fair. See you're absolutely right it's not fair. It's not fair that this match isn't the main event. I have two opponents. And when I win that's all that you're going to be talking about is how Leo Banks was the Main Event on the middle card. Seriously Danny boy get your shit straight. Now lets take the time to talk about my opponents for this match. Let me start with the second city demon himself Mr.Matt Ward. Now ill give you SOME respect. I like guys like you. Guys like you don't give a damn what other people say. You maliciously get a rise out of people just to piss them off. But here's the thing eventually you come along and meet someone who's an even bigger asshole than you. I am that asshole, and a damn sexy one at that. Speaking of assholes lets look at out other partner in this dance for the title shot. The dumbass Daniel Smart. Your entrance music is 'Get lucky'. Funny because that's what you're going to have to do to win this week. You're also from The big Chi town USA, but yet you're the complete opposite of Ward. How is it that one of you turns out to be a prick and the other turns out to be a pussy."
Leo outs his hand on his cheek and whispers as if he is telling a secret.
"You're the pussy."
He continues to speak but in his regular voice.
"It doesn't really matter though. Because at the end of unstoppable you two WILL have something in common. A sacred similarity that you can hold onto forever. Come That night you two will personally have your asses handed to you by the 'Self Proclaimed Main Event Superstar.'
And when you do you'll both be knocked out of the tournament and be forced to watch me win while you warm up your spots on the sideline. Well I've got a hot date with this sexy rich hotel heiress. I'm out bitches."
And with that Leo smirks yet again and cuts off his phone ending the video and the scene fades to black.
"Ladies and poor men..... Errr...... I mean gentlemen. I proudly bring to you the very first installment of totally loaded. This is the first electronic video blog of many to come. For those of you Missouri natives ill dumb it down for you. Talkie. Picture. Make. Sound. About. Fight. Now see I've just received some interesting news from the 'boss in overalls' and I've got to say I like what I heard. See because my arrival was quote on quote "problematic" I have received an automatic by in the tournament. Now before you, how do you southerners say it?,"
Leo heavily emphasizes his stereotypical southern accent.
"Getch Yer Knickers ina bunch,"
His voice returns his original dialect.
"I'll let you know that my scheduled opponent from earlier tonight also moves on. So once again Ill dumb it down for you. That means next week on unstoppable,
I have the pleasure of kicking not one but two guys asses."
Leo licks his lips and furrow his brow to show his disapproval of this but continues to cover it up with his speech.
"Now I'm sure all you poor uncivilized redneck hillbillies would expect me to complain and bitch about how it's not fair. See you're absolutely right it's not fair. It's not fair that this match isn't the main event. I have two opponents. And when I win that's all that you're going to be talking about is how Leo Banks was the Main Event on the middle card. Seriously Danny boy get your shit straight. Now lets take the time to talk about my opponents for this match. Let me start with the second city demon himself Mr.Matt Ward. Now ill give you SOME respect. I like guys like you. Guys like you don't give a damn what other people say. You maliciously get a rise out of people just to piss them off. But here's the thing eventually you come along and meet someone who's an even bigger asshole than you. I am that asshole, and a damn sexy one at that. Speaking of assholes lets look at out other partner in this dance for the title shot. The dumbass Daniel Smart. Your entrance music is 'Get lucky'. Funny because that's what you're going to have to do to win this week. You're also from The big Chi town USA, but yet you're the complete opposite of Ward. How is it that one of you turns out to be a prick and the other turns out to be a pussy."
Leo outs his hand on his cheek and whispers as if he is telling a secret.
"You're the pussy."
He continues to speak but in his regular voice.
"It doesn't really matter though. Because at the end of unstoppable you two WILL have something in common. A sacred similarity that you can hold onto forever. Come That night you two will personally have your asses handed to you by the 'Self Proclaimed Main Event Superstar.'
And when you do you'll both be knocked out of the tournament and be forced to watch me win while you warm up your spots on the sideline. Well I've got a hot date with this sexy rich hotel heiress. I'm out bitches."
And with that Leo smirks yet again and cuts off his phone ending the video and the scene fades to black.
