Post by I <3 Ravens on Apr 18, 2014 0:39:54 GMT -6
Opening up on the not so happy face of co-head of talent relations, Drew Stevenson, he is sitting behind a wooden desk with his hands clasped together and positioned on the desk right in front of him.
Drew, “Are you finished York? Good! Now you decided to break kayfabe as it is called and you decided to drop a “pipe bomb” as you called it and no offense to Bryce but what you dropped York wasn’t even a Red Devil, it was more like those little snappers that parents buy their toddlers so they feel like one of the big kids who are playing with bottle rockets. But I’ll tell you what man; you want to open up cans of worms simply because you were notified to drop the weed gimmick? Okay, let’s peel away those lids and get to eating some worms, shall we?”
Pausing, he looks rather annoyed.
Drew, “You see York, you were asked to drop that gimmick because we here at Missouri State Wrestling do not want that kind of association. As far as your little letter that you received goes? Well, I can assure you that it did NOT read as such because every single tiny little thing that gets sent out goes through me and I can guarantee you that a letter of such atrocity most certainly did not get sent out. Now excuse my language because I am really trying to remain professional here but your blatant attempt at giving us the middle finger and telling us to f*ck off will not be tolerated. So here’s the deal York, Bryce and Giant already tore you a new one so here’s what *I* am going to do – from here on out York? Every single person on our roster will arrive to Unstoppable an hour early, every single person in this company WILL be drug tested each and every week and we will have security watching to make sure that it’s YOUR urine in the cup. Should any of you refuse to comply with our rules and regulations? We have all rights to terminate your contract and we WILL do so if need be. So in other words; clean up your act or say hello to the blacklist.”
Smirk, and fade.
Drew, “Are you finished York? Good! Now you decided to break kayfabe as it is called and you decided to drop a “pipe bomb” as you called it and no offense to Bryce but what you dropped York wasn’t even a Red Devil, it was more like those little snappers that parents buy their toddlers so they feel like one of the big kids who are playing with bottle rockets. But I’ll tell you what man; you want to open up cans of worms simply because you were notified to drop the weed gimmick? Okay, let’s peel away those lids and get to eating some worms, shall we?”
Pausing, he looks rather annoyed.
Drew, “You see York, you were asked to drop that gimmick because we here at Missouri State Wrestling do not want that kind of association. As far as your little letter that you received goes? Well, I can assure you that it did NOT read as such because every single tiny little thing that gets sent out goes through me and I can guarantee you that a letter of such atrocity most certainly did not get sent out. Now excuse my language because I am really trying to remain professional here but your blatant attempt at giving us the middle finger and telling us to f*ck off will not be tolerated. So here’s the deal York, Bryce and Giant already tore you a new one so here’s what *I* am going to do – from here on out York? Every single person on our roster will arrive to Unstoppable an hour early, every single person in this company WILL be drug tested each and every week and we will have security watching to make sure that it’s YOUR urine in the cup. Should any of you refuse to comply with our rules and regulations? We have all rights to terminate your contract and we WILL do so if need be. So in other words; clean up your act or say hello to the blacklist.”
Smirk, and fade.
