Post by Kaiser on Apr 20, 2014 19:03:18 GMT -6
"Boo, hiss, boo, hiiiiiiiiiissssss. Roar. Roar. I am a dragon."
“Wow, a Rorschach reference?”
Peyton turned to the side after the end of his promo, only to see another camera focused on him. A young female sat down in a steel chair, one leg crossed over the other. She clapped her hands slowly and mockingly. Peyton’s eyebrow furrowed. A snicker escaped from the female before him. It took him a minute to realize who was chuckling at him. He just sighed.
Peyton: “Arty, what are you—“
Artemis: “Artemis, brother. We’re not at home.”
Peyton: “Okay. Artemis, what are you doing here?”
Artemis: “Guess who got a little contract recently?”
Her words came out in musical rhythm. Peyton poked tiredly at his sister who beamed back at him.
Artemis: “Guess who is going to win the MSW’s Women Championship soon?”
Peyton paused before answering.
Peyton: “Marie Porter?”
Artemis’ face scrunched up in disgust and she got out of her seat. With quick bolts of aggression, she kicked it away. The camera operator shuffled out of the way of the now projectile chair. She stomped over to her brother, who dwarfed her by nine inches. She nailed him in the gut with a sudden punch; Peyton fell to his knees. He murmured something explicit under his tongue while Artemis placed a fine boot on his shoulder. She promptly kicked him over and rested her foot on top of him. She motioned for the camera operator to get closer. He did nervously.
Artemis: “Hello, MSW community, I am Artemis Kaiser! I am the older sister of this piece of lovable, heroic trash, Peyton! I am not going to bore you with long, drawn-out speeches on how I am going to rout out the villainy of this place. No, I cannot do that because I am the villain here! Well, at least, to the girls back there. All of you “women of tradition” invited to a party hosted by moi. This party is where I parade around the lovely MSW Women’s Championship.”
Peyton groaned, leading to Artemis stomping on him.
Artemis: “Quiet, you!”
She turned back to the camera with a smile.
Artemis: “So, Marie Porter, Davina Dawson, Shawna Martinez, Kimmy Pain, Kitty Kat, and Tamara Rose, you all are on notice or whatever people say when they threaten others.”
She stepped closer to the camera operator and leaned into the camera, as if she was whispering to someone.
Artemis: “Also, call a good dentist. I’m going to kick those Barbie smiles out of your skulls.”
She looked back at her brother who was getting up after she had stepped off him. She walked up to him and tilted her head. With a playful giggle, she kicked him in the ribs again and skipped off. Peyton rolled about in pain.
Peyton: “Ah, son of a—“