Post by leobanks on Apr 28, 2014 22:42:37 GMT -6
The scene opens up with a lot of shaking as the camera is being positioned. After a few seconds pass by the camera comes to a stop to display the image of Mr.CashBags himself Leo Banks. He is on a train heading to the venue for Best of the Best. His is setting the camera up inside of the bathroom of one of the train carts.
"Ladies and poor men. Welcome once again to another instalment of My Video blogs. We are proud to say that we are streaming this video live. That's right! Live! I'd like to start out my saying fuck the management of this company. Do you know who I am. I am Leo Fucking Banks. The poster child of Greatness and yet you don't put me in a singles match were I can have my time to shine. You put me in a tag team match at the very first supershow. A tucking tag match. You do realise what this means right?"
Leo pauses as if waiting for an answer. He shakes his head and then continues to speak.
"This means that when I win at Best of the Best I will be forced to share the spotlight with that talentless son of a bitch Vargas. See I'm not good at sharing. From my money to my camera time I've never been one to share. So how do you think I honestly feel about this match? I think that it's a bunch of bull crap. This match means about as much to me as this sick shit floating in this toilet bowl right now. So I'm going to do my best to make this match living hell for everyone including my son of a bitch partner."
Leo shakes his head yet again.
"Secondly. Since we're taking about pieces of shit, let me say this. Peyton. I'm coming for you. You want a match? You've got a match."
Leo begins motioning wildly wih his arms as he speaks moving and shaking the camera violently with every word.
"See I am the wrestler of greatest value in this company and its about damn time people started noticing it. If they don't then this company and everyone In it will continue to be pieces of sh.."
At that moment the phone flies out of Leo's hand and falls into the toilet.
"Are you freaking kidding me!?!?"
Says Leo as the scene fades to black.
"Ladies and poor men. Welcome once again to another instalment of My Video blogs. We are proud to say that we are streaming this video live. That's right! Live! I'd like to start out my saying fuck the management of this company. Do you know who I am. I am Leo Fucking Banks. The poster child of Greatness and yet you don't put me in a singles match were I can have my time to shine. You put me in a tag team match at the very first supershow. A tucking tag match. You do realise what this means right?"
Leo pauses as if waiting for an answer. He shakes his head and then continues to speak.
"This means that when I win at Best of the Best I will be forced to share the spotlight with that talentless son of a bitch Vargas. See I'm not good at sharing. From my money to my camera time I've never been one to share. So how do you think I honestly feel about this match? I think that it's a bunch of bull crap. This match means about as much to me as this sick shit floating in this toilet bowl right now. So I'm going to do my best to make this match living hell for everyone including my son of a bitch partner."
Leo shakes his head yet again.
"Secondly. Since we're taking about pieces of shit, let me say this. Peyton. I'm coming for you. You want a match? You've got a match."
Leo begins motioning wildly wih his arms as he speaks moving and shaking the camera violently with every word.
"See I am the wrestler of greatest value in this company and its about damn time people started noticing it. If they don't then this company and everyone In it will continue to be pieces of sh.."
At that moment the phone flies out of Leo's hand and falls into the toilet.
"Are you freaking kidding me!?!?"
Says Leo as the scene fades to black.
