Post by Kaiser on May 14, 2014 23:26:14 GMT -6
Best Western Hotel Room - Columbia, Missouri
May 1st, 2014
Inside of the hotel room sat one Artemis Kaiser (real name: Artemis von Licht), her eyes glued to a small tablet screen. Behind her, Kaya Lovelace (real name: Kaya Sanders) her best friend in the whole, wide world searched through clothing. She pulled out a pair of Artemis' wrestling trunks. She turned to her friend, knowing that she was not paying attention. She held them up, stretching them lightly (you do not want to mess with that elastic too much). She glanced over Artemis' shoulder, seeing that she was looking at the MSW news page. A bitter expression reflected off the screen.
Kaya: "Blue, gold, or pink?"
No response from Artemis. It kinda hurt Kaya's feelings. She pursed her lips and took a step closer, nudging Artemis with her own ring garb.
Artemis: "Pink."
Kaya's feelings were not hurt; Artemis was listening. Kaya made some kind of cute noise and waltzed over to Artemis' bag and placed them in there. Kaya and her need to organize stuff was an odd quirk of hers. Artemis did not mind too much; she did not have to do it now. Kaya came back over after sorting the wrestling attire and laid her head on Artemis' shoulder. She cooed and said in her most childlike voice.
Kaya: "Whatcha lookin' at?"
Artemis: "Newsfeed! I am booked for some 'Breakout Night'. It sounds like a school event."
Kaya: "I agree."
Artemis: "And look at the ugly picture they got of me!"
Kaya held back a giggle. Artemis' eyes looked up; Kaya could feel them burning into her skull.
Kaya: "You look...cute."
"Snicker, snicker." went the taller female. Artemis groaned.
Artemis: "It was a joke picture! They wanted me to try to look sexy! I suck at looking sexy! I am strong. I am a DRAGON!"
Kaya: "Calm down, Dany."
Artemis moved, making Kaya have to catch herself. Her chin almost met hard wood. That could resulted in something horrible...a chipped tooth! Kaya pouted; it had no effect on Artemis.
Artemis: "I look so off next to that beautiful angel right there. Is she even real?!"
Kaya began to look concerned.
Artemis: "Ugh, I am not off to a good start."
MSW Backstage - Interview Area
May 13th, 2014
Artemis stood with no Robert Fields next to her. She held a microphone in her hand, casually spinning it around in her hand. She took a moment to let the crowd try to speculate what she is thinking about. She brought the microphone close to her mouth, but brought it back down. She eyed the ground before bringing it back up once more. She took a deep, long breath.
Artemis: "You got me facing Herr Doctor and a wild child? Ha! HA! HAAAAAAAA!"
Her "ha"s were solitary and over-dramatized.
Artemis: "Okay, cool. And I have to team up with Jessica Rabbit over here to beat them? I think I can beat both of them by myself, blindfolded, arm tied behind my back, and while listening to horrible musicals. Yeah, the usual kind of stuff. But I think Mr. Stevenson wants to test my mental capacity for stupidity! Well, if that is all you wanted to see, you can see that I have...hardly any. Okay, I will walk into this match, bust a Falcon Punch into each of them, pin one of them, and RUB IT IN SHAWNA MARTINEZ'S FACE! HA!"
Artemis: "Yeah, you thought that I was not going to go through all of this without mentioning our new MSW Women's championship?! HA! Shawna, Shawna, the belt looks lovely on you, but I am coming to take it. Let us air out what is obvious. I wanted to the champion to be Marie Porter, but she came up a little short. I helped clean up my brother's tears after he saw you pin Kat. He is such a Porter or whatever odd name she calls her fans. I am an anti-Porter."
She paused.
Artemis: "Well, I am kinda of an anti-everything."
An awkward silence came over the interview area.
Artemis: "ANYWAYS! Let us see here...I see this Doctor as a major issue. She is my least favorite kind of doctor. She is a psychologist. She's like Doctor Phil! And that dude always seem so damn condescending! So, I have this natural stigma towards them. I do not need no one to tell me what I am thinking! This means that is a smart cookie."
Someone had been to catering it seemed. Artemis held up a cookie in her hand, glorious chocolate chip.
Artemis: "BUT I CRUSH THEM!"
With an "evil" laugh, she then crushed them in her hand, bits of it fell to the ground. She swore she heard someone gasp off-screen. She glared off in that direction, giving whatever or whoever made a sound an "evil" smirk. She turned back to the camera dramatically.
Artemis: "Felix, all you have to do is to look pretty. And dance. Perhaps you can mesmerize them with that which will make my job far easier. Now, Kayley, you might be hurt that I left you out of most of this. But it is because you're an actress. And that is about it. You might have some potential here, but it is going to be far too late for you to let it come out. I think the combo of you and Herr Doctor might be good enough for...any other match, but I got something to prove. As stated earlier, I think Danny Stevenson is testing me. He's going to have Shawna Martinez, monitoring. Hell, if she stays around for too long, she might catch a Falcon Punch too."
She winked at the camera.
Artemis: "I got to go wash my hands now. So, I will leave you this thought. First, this tag match. Next, I think I'll take out Marie Porter...and make my brother cry. After that, I am going to take out that Tamara Rose chick or Catherine Williamson...since they are high profile competition. Finally, I will defeat Bella Mafia and become the MSW's Women Champion...FOR LIFE!"
She grinned at the camera and walked past the camera operator, knocking into him. He looked over at her, watching her walk away. She was wiping her hands of the cookie that she crushed. Faint sounds of grief could be heard. It was a perfectly good cookie.
Fade to black.
