Post by leobanks on May 26, 2014 5:43:52 GMT -6
The scene opens up inside of Leo Banks' private jet. He is on his way back from visiting a friend in Nashville. Movement of the camera can be seen as he is setting up his webcam that is connected to his laptop. Once it is set up, he gives us the patented Banks smile and begins to speak.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the poor population, I come to you today from my private jet with the newest installment of Banks Video Blog. Today I'd like to talk about a number of things. Number one. The biggest news that everyone is talking about. I have what I guess you can call a qualifying match against Peyton Von Lich. If you've been keeping up with My Fansite or that lame-o MSW site you would know that this match came to be because of a few comments that were said on twitter. But then Nefarious and the Apocalypse started to cause havoc in the MSW subsequently stealing my spotlight. Now because of that I wanted to do something about it. So when i found out that Peyton was set to take on Nefarious and the apocalypse with a team I knew I had to be on it. I needed to be back in the spotlight. So he decided I the company said that if I beat Him then I get to be on the team. Well why would he say that. He's basically saying that ill be on the team because. Well there's no way I can lose. Unless I get disqualified. Peyton here's the thing. I've said this before. I don't like you and you dot like me. But I do like to be in the spotlight. So if you think you're gonna stop me from being in the spotlight you've got another thing com..."
At that moment his personal assistant Xavier walks in view of the camera and tries to hand Leo a glass filled some sort of liquid.
Xavier: Your wine sir.
Leo reaches out towards the glass and smacks it out of Xavier's hand. He stands out of his seat and gets face to face with the personal assistant.
"ARE YOU FREAKING STUPID OR SOMETHING?!? CANT YOU SEE THAT IM CUTTING MY DAMN PROMO? GOD IT COULDN'T HAVE WAITED THREE MINUTES? NOW HO GET ME ANOTHER GLASS AND THIS TIME WAIT UNTIL IM DONE!"
Xavier walks off shaking his head. And you can very faintly hear him say,
Xavier: I don't get paid enough for this.
Leo faces his camera and continues speaking about unstoppable.
"Sorry about that is so hard to find good help nowadays. Anyways not only am I opening the show but I'm closing the show too. I think those head office hicks finally realized how much of an asset I am. They finally realized that I am going to be face of this company. So after I beat.... Don't you keep walking just set the glass on the table near the door and leave."
He says to someone we can't see but we assume that he is talking to Xavier.
"So after I beat Peyton I will go on to beat twenty four other talentless individuals in this company. Then Ill be the number one contender. And that's when I finally start stepping back into the spotlight."
He reaches forward to cut off the camera and the scene cuts to black.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the poor population, I come to you today from my private jet with the newest installment of Banks Video Blog. Today I'd like to talk about a number of things. Number one. The biggest news that everyone is talking about. I have what I guess you can call a qualifying match against Peyton Von Lich. If you've been keeping up with My Fansite or that lame-o MSW site you would know that this match came to be because of a few comments that were said on twitter. But then Nefarious and the Apocalypse started to cause havoc in the MSW subsequently stealing my spotlight. Now because of that I wanted to do something about it. So when i found out that Peyton was set to take on Nefarious and the apocalypse with a team I knew I had to be on it. I needed to be back in the spotlight. So he decided I the company said that if I beat Him then I get to be on the team. Well why would he say that. He's basically saying that ill be on the team because. Well there's no way I can lose. Unless I get disqualified. Peyton here's the thing. I've said this before. I don't like you and you dot like me. But I do like to be in the spotlight. So if you think you're gonna stop me from being in the spotlight you've got another thing com..."
At that moment his personal assistant Xavier walks in view of the camera and tries to hand Leo a glass filled some sort of liquid.
Xavier: Your wine sir.
Leo reaches out towards the glass and smacks it out of Xavier's hand. He stands out of his seat and gets face to face with the personal assistant.
"ARE YOU FREAKING STUPID OR SOMETHING?!? CANT YOU SEE THAT IM CUTTING MY DAMN PROMO? GOD IT COULDN'T HAVE WAITED THREE MINUTES? NOW HO GET ME ANOTHER GLASS AND THIS TIME WAIT UNTIL IM DONE!"
Xavier walks off shaking his head. And you can very faintly hear him say,
Xavier: I don't get paid enough for this.
Leo faces his camera and continues speaking about unstoppable.
"Sorry about that is so hard to find good help nowadays. Anyways not only am I opening the show but I'm closing the show too. I think those head office hicks finally realized how much of an asset I am. They finally realized that I am going to be face of this company. So after I beat.... Don't you keep walking just set the glass on the table near the door and leave."
He says to someone we can't see but we assume that he is talking to Xavier.
"So after I beat Peyton I will go on to beat twenty four other talentless individuals in this company. Then Ill be the number one contender. And that's when I finally start stepping back into the spotlight."
He reaches forward to cut off the camera and the scene cuts to black.
