Post by Loose Cannon on May 30, 2014 15:26:46 GMT -6
LC: Awww shizz, LC is back up in this bizznatch!
Now it was the narrators turn. He spoke with one a them real proper voices.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, Loose Cannon, officially dubbed as "Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha" was getting his hands on a chance at contendership coming up against 24 other men but if one thing was certain about The LC he would dance his way to victory.
LC: Shizz, I took a helluva beatin' from them Apocalypse fellas two weeks ago, an I tell ya what I had ta recover but when they told me I was gettin' my chance at gettin' ta Bryce Manning? Oh you bet your sweet batooty nigga that I wasn't gonna be passin' this up, not for nothin'! I'mma go on out there ta that ring an I tell ya what, I'mma do a little dancin' an I'mma knock all them foo's outta that ring and get my hands on that Bryce Manning, awww yeaaaa. I mean c'mon, when ya hear Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha is in tha ring, how can ya not expect him ta win? Well... there was that time with Garland... an that time with The Apocalypse... BUT THAT DON'T MATTA! What matta's is The LC is comin' babay, an LC is comin' ta kick the shizz outta some folks, ya dig? I'mma get in that ring an it's gonna be like an old batman comic! I'mma smack the shizz outta some folks so hard they're gonna see speech bubbles makin' tha sound effects. WHAM! BANG! BOOM! POP! Ya dig? It's black saber, babay, an ya already know ya boy LC is gonna knock all them otha foo's outta tha ring! An that's the skinney. All these otha guys be thinkin' they gonna win but that's just bogue, but when I win? That's gonna be far out. Hang on, I gotta call my momma!
*Ring Ring*
Momma LC: Hello?
LC: Hey momma, it's me!
Momma LC: LC, is that you, honey?
LC: It sure is momma, and guess what?!
Momma LC: What is it, LC?
LC: I got me a shot to win a title shot, momma!
Momma LC: That's great, honey! Against who?
LC: Against like, 24 other guys, momma, I get ta knock 'em over tha top an win me a title shot!
Momma LC: That's great, honey, I'll make sure to watch. Kick some butt.
LC: Oh you know it, Momma! It's black saber!
*Click*
LC: Y'all ready for this?! LC's goin' ta that ring and we're goin' to tha max! You're gonna be so stunned, nigga. I'mma go find me a bunny. Catch ya on tha flip side!