Post by Pornstar Ron on Jun 1, 2014 18:38:31 GMT -6
The scene opens up inside a Las Vegas casino during the evening. Casino patrons can be seen everywhere as the environment was full of life and excitement. You had people playing slot machines hoping to score a jackpot, guys trying to get lucky with women who may or may not be prostitutes inside the bar (hey it’s Las Vegas!) and friends dining on overpriced, hyper inflated food while listening to a band who was big back in the 1980s. At the poker table we see Pornstar Ron dressed in a fine white tuxedo wearing a pink shirt underneath with two stunning women standing next to him on each arm, the kind of knockout women you’d see in porn. One was a beautiful blonde while the other was a knockout brunette wearing designer dresses and very well endowed to boot. As the cards are dealt at the table each person chips in for the pot, the jackpot by now reaching ridiculous levels at the high rollers table. As Ron picks up his cards his eyes widen underneath his aviator sunglasses seeing King, Queen, Jack and a 10 of hearts along with a 3 of clubs. He tosses the 3 back facedown on the table and takes another card hoping to get one more heart for a flush as the other people at the table throw their respective cards back, folded, or stayed put with the hand they were dealt. As Ron picks up his new card, to his absolute delight it was the Ace of Hearts! Ron goes all in and pushes all off his chips to the center. Several more at the table instantly fold but two brave menl actually decide to call his bluff and go all in. The two bodacious women rub Ron’s chest for good luck as he grinned, outside of a fluke he was about to become a very rich man. Everything was going perfectly until…
Tuck
OOOOOH! Look at all the hearts!
Pornstar Ron
/Gritting this teeth/ Shut up Tuck…
Tuck
/Wide eyed/ You got an Ace, a King, a Queen, a Jack and a 10 too? You’re so lucky Uncle Ron! Oooh can we got get some ice cream after this?
/One of the men at the poker table slams his cards down on the table and takes the cigar out of his mouth./
Gambler
Well I’ll be DAMNED! I knew this guy was too good to be true!
/Another gambler takes off his cowboy hat and slams it on the ground in frustration as Ron looks around nervously./
Gambler 2
This son of a bitch is counting cards!
Gambler
You idiot! That only counts in Blackjack!
Gambler 2
He’s still cheating, I just know it!
/The ladies quickly split as the men get up from the poker table staring down Ron and Tuck. Several moments later we see Ron and Tuck tossed out of the casino Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style landing roughly on the pavement./
Tuck
Uncle Ron, Uncle Ron are you ok?
Pornstar Ron
Do you have any idea of the fortune you just cost me?!
Tuck
Silly Uncle Ron, we’re not on 4 chan. I went on 4 chan once and I was absolutely horrified at what I saw.
Pornstar Ron
/He raises his eyebrows out of bewilderment, completely lost how he came to 4 chan of all things./ Not 4 chan, fortune. You know buckeroos, salad, the thing that makes the world go round. /Tuck stares at him with a naïve smile as he rolls his eyes./ Money?
Tuck
No thanks, I already ate a salad earlier. But I want some ice cream Uncle Ron!
Pornstar Ron
Listen kid, /he pats Tuck on the head/ you got a lot of talent but we need to get on the same page if we want to beat the circus act of Johnny B. and Yugo Phailous. We haven’t exactly been reading from the same library lately and it’s caused you to go off track a bit.
Tuck
/He goes wide eyed like a kid in a candy store grinning/ We’re going to have story time too!? Can you read me the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears? My parents used to read that story to me as a kid.
Pornstar Ron
We’re so screwed…
To Be Continued
OOOOOH! Look at all the hearts!
Pornstar Ron
/Gritting this teeth/ Shut up Tuck…
Tuck
/Wide eyed/ You got an Ace, a King, a Queen, a Jack and a 10 too? You’re so lucky Uncle Ron! Oooh can we got get some ice cream after this?
/One of the men at the poker table slams his cards down on the table and takes the cigar out of his mouth./
Gambler
Well I’ll be DAMNED! I knew this guy was too good to be true!
/Another gambler takes off his cowboy hat and slams it on the ground in frustration as Ron looks around nervously./
Gambler 2
This son of a bitch is counting cards!
Gambler
You idiot! That only counts in Blackjack!
Gambler 2
He’s still cheating, I just know it!
/The ladies quickly split as the men get up from the poker table staring down Ron and Tuck. Several moments later we see Ron and Tuck tossed out of the casino Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style landing roughly on the pavement./
Tuck
Uncle Ron, Uncle Ron are you ok?
Pornstar Ron
Do you have any idea of the fortune you just cost me?!
Tuck
Silly Uncle Ron, we’re not on 4 chan. I went on 4 chan once and I was absolutely horrified at what I saw.
Pornstar Ron
/He raises his eyebrows out of bewilderment, completely lost how he came to 4 chan of all things./ Not 4 chan, fortune. You know buckeroos, salad, the thing that makes the world go round. /Tuck stares at him with a naïve smile as he rolls his eyes./ Money?
Tuck
No thanks, I already ate a salad earlier. But I want some ice cream Uncle Ron!
Pornstar Ron
Listen kid, /he pats Tuck on the head/ you got a lot of talent but we need to get on the same page if we want to beat the circus act of Johnny B. and Yugo Phailous. We haven’t exactly been reading from the same library lately and it’s caused you to go off track a bit.
Tuck
/He goes wide eyed like a kid in a candy store grinning/ We’re going to have story time too!? Can you read me the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears? My parents used to read that story to me as a kid.
Pornstar Ron
We’re so screwed…
To Be Continued