SHU-GAH

The scene opens up inside of a modified MSW ring. It has been "Xenafied" so to speak. The turnbuckles have been painted pink with sparkles. And the canvas is white with Xenas initials, XN, painted in pink. There are flowers surrounding the ring at all four sides and Xenas theme music is playing. At the top of the ramp you can see Leslie walking down and rolling out a pink carpet. Once Leslie reaches the ring, Xena comes out giving her pageant girl wave all the way to the ring. She. Slide in careful not to ruffle her skirt. She paces around the stool that is in the center of the ring. She is handed a mic, that is not on but she doesn't seem to care anyway, and sits down in the stool while smiling.

"I am a serious actress. A real actress such as myself would never stoop so low as to perform comedy. So I don't see anything funny about the situation that you are in. Do you Leslie?"

She looks at her personal assistant who shakes her head to her employer.

"You know it's fitting that you talked about the I.D.C. And your past accolades and wrestling history at the same time because that's exactly how I feel. No one care about ancient history such as yourself. They only care about he future of show business and wrestling entertainment. Ms.Moviestar herself!!! Moi. That's right I'm going to be big news. I'm going to be on tv. I'm going to be a star. You? You're just a washed up has been who's in way Over Her head. You've had your time now you've got to make room for a real star."

She stops for a moment and sticks her hand out towards Leslie. Leslie gives her some pink lipstick which she quickly applies and tosses back to Leslie.

"You say that I'm a part time wrestler and things like that. But they are so untrue. I've been a star for the longest and decided to try something new. That's why I came to work here. Full-time. So before you go accusing me of not knowing how to wrestle, how about you actually wrestle me first. Who knows you might be surprised when I win Ashley. See I'm a great performer no matter what I do so don't sleep on me in our match.

She stands up and leans on the ropes.

"And don't take it personally but I think you need a psychiatrist. You say your whole career has been a crusade against models and movie stars. I honestly think it goes way deeper than that. I think that growing up you were rejected by the boys and girl because you weren't pretty. You weren't cute enough. So years go bye and that suppressed anger built up until you had to do something about it. Take it out on us gorgeous ones. Like myself and Liz who you seem to keep bringing up."

She shakes her head as if sorry for Ash.

"I'd really appreciate it if you didn't bring her up. I was beer really a fan of her. She though I was trying to steal her boyfriend who was just my stablemate."

She looks over at Leslie smiling and jumping.

"Leslie I used a wrestling word! I used a wrestling word! Haha!"

She turns back to face the camera.

"Speaking of which. You really should be honored Ashley. You get the esteemed honor of stepping into the ring with the first female member of the the elite High Society. An up and coming faction who will run the MSW at one point or another. You're my vey first opponent since I joined. The good people, oh I'm sorry don wanna leave your kind out, and the ehhh slightly below decent people back at home in Toronto would be proud babe. Well proud of me. Leslie."

She motions for Leslie to take the floor and leaves the view of the camera."

"Xena is now ready to perform her second act. "

A few seconds pass by and Xena comes back in view of the camera with a red wig on and the same clothes that Ash wore in her promo.

"Hi Ash, nice to meet you. I hear you're an athlete, warrior, and a pro wrester. That's cool. Me? Oh, I'm that girl that's just like. I.D.C. y'know, that thing that you always say. Listen, I hope you've gotten all of your movesets up to date, and I hope you've cleared your wrestling schedule for at least a couple weeks after our match, because I promise you SHU-GAH, you will NOT be able to do ANYTHING after I'm done with you. You're very existance in this Sport ENTERTAINMENT Company, the very fact that talentless losers like you are given contracts and allowed to take away from the entertainment aspect of this business, well, it's an insult to me and to every true Fan of the Arts. And when I'm feeling insulted, ASHLEY? That's when I get particularly mean. Don't believe me? Then wait until Unstoppable SHU-GAH. See you soon, Ashley."

The scene fades to the High Society Logo.

 And then to black.