Post by HEEL on Jun 23, 2014 23:36:49 GMT -6
|| So if you're not really too keen on Social Media, I decided to do something I was TOTALLY against and joined Twitter. Once on there, I've never seen more melodramatic pricks and bitches in my life. I need to invest in a filter that'd remove them from messaging me and pretty much engulfing me with requests to retweet them for their sister's cousin's dog's uncle's birthday. I don't care people-- I don't, not a single bit. While on Twitter, I also managed to notice that there's a lot of people with overblown egos-- I would say my opponent James Peterson falls into this category but we all know that he isn't going to try very hard because he knows that his fate is sealed and I'll break his back over my knee-- much like anyone else that's tried to throw stones at the throne.
I could sit here and come up with hundreds- no thousands of reasons why I don't like James Peterson, but it'd be for nothing. He's not even an American so I doubt he'd understand anything I throw in his direction aside if I randomly offered him a cup of tea and some Christmas Cookies. ||
[ It'd been quite some time since Bryce was offered a true challenge in Missouri State Wrestling, last week at Unstoppable his friend Tommy Angel proved to be no competition for the MSW Champion and Bryce disposed of him rather quickly. Instead of keeping his cool and firing forward, he decided to put hands on a fan and almost got sued in the process- had the fan NOT enjoyed the beating he took, MSW would be in deep water at the moment. Sitting behind a make-shift desk with a scribbled piece of paper across the front, we open up on the sight of Bryce Manning with the MSW Championship off to his right. Wearing a cheap looking suit, no tie and a pair of dollar store reading glasses to enhance his image, Bryce picked up a stack of papers and pounded them on the table a few times to make some noise.. partially because he was an obnoxious son of a gun. Some papers went flying to the side, all as the yellow and black checkered suit stood out like a sore thumb. Spinning a few times in the black office chair provided, Manning leaned back and placed both hands on the table-- all as he was OVERLY MOCKING newscasters that had 'routines' which amused him. ]
"The name is Swanson.. Jack Swanson and tonight's edition of 'Don't Care Central' centers around a BOOM-- BOOM-- BOOMING professional wrestling company situated in Oklahoma City, Missouri-- ran by Charles S. Stevenson-Dickens, the law firm. Stevenson-Dickens URGED me not to televise this because of the fear that it'd blow-back on him, but sadly-- before any cease and desist orders could be sent out, the fat man choked on a peanut-butter cupcake."
[ Once again in a totally mocking fashion, Bryce-- or well, Jack Swanson as he introduced himself as jumped up to his feet and dropped down to a knee-- emulating Tim Tebow's pose that caught national attention when he was relevant. Moving back to his seat, Bryce-- no, Swanson spun a few times again all as he put the sudden halt on theatrics and looked towards the camera. ]
"This is a very special edition of 'Don't Care Central' simply because I-- your host Jack Pennington-"
".. Swanson.."
[ Pointing off-camera, the man with the mistaken identity pointed out- ]
"Don't correct me, dick. My name is Jack Pennington SWANSON-- YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH! C'MON TOMMY, I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL!?"
[ Moving from beyond the camera and stepping on stage-- we see Missouri State Wrestling talent-- Tommy Angel decked out in ALL green attire, a green bandanna and green tinted shades. ]
"Look bro, as much as I appreciate this.. You said it yourself-- No one talks down to Tommy Angel."
[ With a blank stare followed by a few blinks, Bryce- Swanson-- WHATEVER HE CALLED HIMSELF AT THE MOMENT-- drew an imaginary circle around his face with his pointer finger and shrugged. ]
"Look at this face and ask me how much I care. Tommy Angel is Tommy Angel because I gave that company life. It not for me you'd be co-starring in Bang Bus episodes with fat, ugly girls from Missouri. Don't forget who Big Papa Manning is around here-- now sit down, play Flappy Bird and wait until I'm finished or else-- so God help me I'll break your limited edition Dragonzord Morpher."
[ Angel's eyes went wide-- he knew that it wasn't a joke. Moving off of the set as quickly as possible, Bryce looked back at the camera.. ]
"Now before the share of technical difficulties, as I was saying.. On this edition of 'Don't Care Central' we'll be sharing our opinions on matters that we really don't care about. Like for example? The main event at Unstoppable-- it features the stunningly handsome Bryce Manning who just happens to be the MSW Champion-- a title that looks sorta like this.."
[ Reaching out, he grabbed hold of the MSW Championship-- patted it across the center plate and threw it over his shoulder. ]
".. BUT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT IT! Just like the opposition in the main-event, James Peterson. It'd be safe to say that some expect Peterson to 'upset' the champion in the heat of battle, but that won't happen because 'Don't Care Central' has pivotal information regarding the champion's strategy to combat a possible upset! We've learned that Bryce Manning plans to.. not care about James Peterson or a upset attempt! We've ALSO learned that Bryce Manning ALSO doesn't care about the opinion of the masses, he would rather masturbate with rubbing alcohol and barbed wire than pay them any mind! Can you say.. Ouch? I know that's a painful example to use, but it furthers the point that Manning gives not-two-cares regarding James Peterson and what he's trying to accomplish. Bryce doesn't care, because he doesn't have to-- and more than likely, Peterson is going to get into the ring-- try to be a hero and will have his spine shanked, just as fellow MSW Hero-- Peyton Von Licht has experienced!"
[ The whole point behind Bryce acting like a newscaster? Unknown, but did it really matter? He was showing how seriously he was taking his opponent at Unstoppable, he'd rather goof around with Tommy Angel and become his alter-ego; Jack Pennington Swanson than care about the potential fall-out of losing to Peterson which would totally derail his momentum heading towards Back to Basics to defend the MSW Championship he blatantly disrespected. ]
"Although the time slot for our show is 10 minutes-- we're just five minutes in and guess what? 'Don't Care Central' has concluded-- because well.. guess what?! WE DON'T CARE!"
[ Ripping off the glasses, tossing them forward and then doing the same to the ugly suit top, Bryce balled it up and threw it in the direction of the camera, all as he sat down on the edge of the table, all whilst flashing the camera that cocky smirk of his. ]
"See James, that's how seriously I take this whole ordeal. You're a nobody-- a total nobody. You think you're going to walk into the promotion that I made and beat me on a show that I put on the map!? HA! Fat chance, munchkin. You'd be better off LARPing in a city park with a big foam sword, casting level 14 lightning-- you aren't going to beat me and I'm not going to even give you the satisfaction of paying any mind to anything you say. To prove my point on how good I am compared to you, I'll cut a promo shaving a polar bear which'll get more hits than ANYTHING you'd be able to produce. Just your name alone sounds like a scrub-- and no-- well yeah, I'm not going to step in the ring with the intent of looking good and helping you look like a million bucks. I think you suck and I'll do everything in my power to degrade you so your career is as worthless and should be in a thrift shop. You don't deserve to be in the ring with me-- this is all Danny Stevenson trying to make me look like a jackass, but we'll see who the jackass is when you're out cold and staring up at the stars."
[ That familiar scowl was across Bryce's face-- the thought alone of Danny Stevenson made him sick. ]
"Despite passing the reigns to his nephew, I don't buy it, not for a solitary second. I know The Michellon Man is lurking in the shadows, plotting his next move to ensure that the MSW Championship leaves my side-- but if his plan is to put shoddy obstacles like James Peterson in front of me-- he obviously hasn't learned a thing since I arrived. You can fool the masses, Danny- you can have them believing that you're giving it all up to Drew for some nonsense 'connection' he has with the people- but I see through it. This match? It reeks of your odor, and because of you-- not only do I have to put down James Peterson, but I've gotta make a STATEMENT doing so."
[ Running his hand down his face, Bryce's frustration with Danny was reaching an all-time high now, simply because Bryce didn't feel as if Danny wanted Bryce to be the dominate champion that Manning himself knew he could be. He didn't have title defenses-- his reign was under fire by numerous sides, all because Danny was attempting to sabotage Bryce and make him out to be nothing-- as irrelevant as any Johnny Come Lately. As his face went red with anger and irritation, Bryce pushed himself up and pointed into the camera again. ]
"If you think I'm going to let you wreck my career, you're wrong fat man. You can hide behind Drew all you want, make him out to be the bad guy but I know better. You can try and throw these MSW rookies in my way, guys with elated sense of being, but I don't really care-- as fast as you line them up, I'll knock them down because there is absolutely NO denying who the best Missouri State Wrestling has to offer-- I'll give you a hint.."
[ Sticking his right thumb out, Bryce pointed down at himself- ]
".. like you even had to think about that one. Go on James Peterson, cut your promo- tell the audience why I'm mistaken- why I should take you seriously nad how you're going to prove a point at my expense by beating me in the ring once that bell hits. While you're busy with that same song and dance that I've heard over.. and over.. again, I'll be busy on Twitter, harassing emo kids and making fun of people with cats and dogs as their avatars. Knock yourself out, big guy-- I'm sure I'll care the same amount I do now. Cut the cameras."
[ With a swipe of his throat-- the camera did cut to black.. Bryce's mounting frustration with how his image as champion was coming across was beginning to spill over and the usual cocky but cool Bryce Manning was beginning to shift into an entirely different beast-- the kind that's raw, uncut and dangerous with a live microphone or camera at his disposal. James Peterson was going to get a VERY annoyed Bryce Manning at Unstoppable-- God Bless his soul. ]