Post by Loose Cannon on Feb 12, 2014 23:38:32 GMT -6
LC: Aww shizz, LC's back in tha house, baybay! What y'all are about ta experience is nothin' like ya eva seen before! Y'all are about ta step inta some kinda.. like.. polar vortex or some shizz 'cause there ain't nobody else like Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha, ya dig?! So this cat Danny Stevenson hit's up LC and he's like 'Hey, LC!" An I'm all like "Yo! Which nigga's callin' mah name?!" and he's all like "I am!" so I'm all like "What's up brother-man?" and he says "LC I want you for Missouri State Wrestlin'" and how could I turn it down? LC gettin' back in that ring, dancing, and pimp smackin' bitches til they face is like Daffy Duck and that's the skinney. So Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha get's his shot back on takin' on Matt Ward and Luke Jackson and I couldn't be any more excited! But ya know what's funny? These cats thinkin' they gonna beat ol' LC. Ya see LC's steppin' in that ring and he's gonna be all WHAM BAM SHAZAM, IN YO FACE! OW!
LC gives a Michael Jackson kick and spins around.
LC: Awww yea, I still got the moves, nigga. But them bunny's got LC's attention, ya feel me? Kat Jones - name reminds me of that nigga Sid Jones. But boy oh boy is she fab-city! Shawna Martinez, Juliet Brooks too? Y'all makin' old LC's heart beat faster! I got tha power 'cause I'm Ace, ya feel me? Matt Ward might be big an bad but I'm Tha Baddest Mutha Brotha! He's just anotha air-head tyrnna take away LC's spotlight but ain't gonna happen, nigga! What'chu got, foo? LC gets in that ring and there ain't none better! I be bangin'! Bring your monster ass an see what happen when I smack the taste out yo mouth and leave ya seein' stars! LC's comin' ta MSW Blazin! LC's comin ta MSW ta take that belt! LC's comin ta MSW ta be on tha boob-tube an ya know LC on ya TV sets is gonna be bomb! Somebody call my momma! Hold up.
*Ring ring*
"Hello?"
LC: Hey Momma, it's LC!
Momma LC: Hey baby!
LC: Momma I'mma be on TV again!
Momma LC: That's great, baby! Who you facin'?
LC: Some nigga's Matt Ward and Luke Jackson. Big beary nigga an a little man that flippity flops, ya feel me?
Momma LC: I feel ya, LC. I feel ya. You gonna beat them, right LC?
LC: You know it, momma! It's black saber!
Momma LC: Great, baby. Show them nigga's why Momma LC's baby boy is tha best.
LC: You gotta it momma!
*Click*
LC: Black saber, baybay! BLACK - SABER! OOOOWW!
LC grabs his crotch and spins around, disco dancin' with some music playin'.