Post by Salman Van Dam on Feb 13, 2014 3:09:10 GMT -6
Back on AIMOO Salman Van Dam suffered nothing but injustice. UWR Owner suspended him because SVD kept on begging for a title shot. Where as on UWL he was unable to get his hands on Alan Christopher -- all because Alan continue to refuse to get in the ring with him but now the day when it was announced that the hardcore icon has signed with MSW rumours were already escalating about him and Matt Ward sharing the same ring. It's quite funny though that recently the two wrestled at IWS where it is noted that SVD break the fourth wall which he normally does nowadays.
Whatever fed SVD goes to? His first match is against Matt Ward. How typical of all the owners in the wrestling promotions ? But then again their match generate profit for themselves so what a hungry load of corporate lunatics? Yeah stock your pockets by using names like Salman Van Dam and Matt Ward.It's the only reason you guys have them fight over each other as much as SVD is bored to fight Matt into another match. The hardcore icon is finally here at MSW. Our camera opens up with SVD smiling.
Whatever fed SVD goes to? His first match is against Matt Ward. How typical of all the owners in the wrestling promotions ? But then again their match generate profit for themselves so what a hungry load of corporate lunatics? Yeah stock your pockets by using names like Salman Van Dam and Matt Ward.It's the only reason you guys have them fight over each other as much as SVD is bored to fight Matt into another match. The hardcore icon is finally here at MSW. Our camera opens up with SVD smiling.
He grins at the camera with his abs being visible to the screen.
Salman Van Dam," Hi jerk faces at EM ES Dubya this is Salman Van Dam you're favorite Salman Van Dam. Now now all you ladies in the back can stop rubbing yourself at pornography because the ladies man is standing right here before you" He chuckles as he continue. He had that nice frown on his face that just glimpse nothing but billion dollar smiles," So A new company and new place for me to start kicking the same old ass faces... Hmm why call it a new company? All i see is the same people but with different promotion and a different place. It doesn't get new and never gets old either"
He then flips finger at the camera and twirl it around," But one thing.. One thing that circles around my mind. One thing that stands out from the rest about this place. I feel the word favoritism in this place does not and DO NOT FUCKIN EXIST"
" Even though it's impossible for a place to exist without favoritism. Favoritism is actually the new capitalism, its an industry that profit all the parties that are involved. Now I can't say that I am not anybody's favorite and hell even if I am -- they would never tell me would they. But they would tell me and gloat me promise. Their smile is enough for me to tell that they are fuckin playing me but hey this is not the first time I been played by a corporate jackass...and if there is nothing less I like about them, its when I get my rebel ass and go anti authority on their little butts.. NOW NOW EM ES DUBYA...It's time you see me do things my way"
Salman Van Dam," Hi jerk faces at EM ES Dubya this is Salman Van Dam you're favorite Salman Van Dam. Now now all you ladies in the back can stop rubbing yourself at pornography because the ladies man is standing right here before you" He chuckles as he continue. He had that nice frown on his face that just glimpse nothing but billion dollar smiles," So A new company and new place for me to start kicking the same old ass faces... Hmm why call it a new company? All i see is the same people but with different promotion and a different place. It doesn't get new and never gets old either"
He then flips finger at the camera and twirl it around," But one thing.. One thing that circles around my mind. One thing that stands out from the rest about this place. I feel the word favoritism in this place does not and DO NOT FUCKIN EXIST"
" Even though it's impossible for a place to exist without favoritism. Favoritism is actually the new capitalism, its an industry that profit all the parties that are involved. Now I can't say that I am not anybody's favorite and hell even if I am -- they would never tell me would they. But they would tell me and gloat me promise. Their smile is enough for me to tell that they are fuckin playing me but hey this is not the first time I been played by a corporate jackass...and if there is nothing less I like about them, its when I get my rebel ass and go anti authority on their little butts.. NOW NOW EM ES DUBYA...It's time you see me do things my way"