Post by Salman Van Dam on Feb 15, 2014 23:15:00 GMT -6
It's not really common for wrestler to drink whilst at a live show and beside Christopher Daniels I haven't seen anyone drinking on live camera or I just simply pay too less attention anywho boo-hoo it's time we get on to the very next chapter of Salman Van Dam's inclusion to the roster of MSW. The self proclaimed Hardcore Icon made his debut three nights ago and all he did talk about back then was about favoritism in our business which I concur but the Hardcore Icon could've upset the people in higher-up so he better watch his tongue. Our camera were rolling and the scene slowly begins to shine up as SVD was strolling back and forth in the lobby of a very sophisticated arena. The camera caught up to SVD and the Hardcore icon flashes a wink at the lens, now he starts to talk to the camera like he's talking to some chick at a cheap bar.
Salman Van Dam," Hey sweetheart would you like to have a drink.. I am just feeling like a bad boy right now what do you say we drink some and then lose some at your place"..by now who ever is watching him must be having a laugh at his cheap comments but hey did Sal come to work drunk.. quite honestly yes, so much for being Straight edge. He has really turned around for this time.
Salman Van Dam," Now Now .. don't be like that. The night is young and hey I am all about fun. You want to get kinky .. well I can get kinky and fetish both"... ok I agree this sound so gay coming from him, someone please snap him out of this or else there would be great mockery of jokes coming right straight at him.
Salman Van Dam then leans upto to the lens in a very awkward way -- even the camera dude was feeling uncomfortable, his chest slides over the lens and then seconds later Sal stumbles down to the floor." Ouch my butt just got fucked my the floor", followed by a disgusting hiccup.
Salman Van Dam," Damn I don't even remember how many drinks I took but I took a lot of it. I feel tipsy now.. and are there any gypsy ladies around.I will love to get into their pants... YUMMY!!!"
Okay that is it Sal you've embarrassed yourself much now go and get your shit straight. Sal then stood up and starts singing awfully.
Salman Van Dam," I wanna GEEEEEEEET laid tonight tah night. I wanna get LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID tonight", yes people you can either laugh at him or smack your head on to the table, but this guy is already keeping me facepalming during this entire drunk segment and that is why folks you don't come to work drunk...
And this Segment was brought you by the unholy ceremonious of PRIMO DONNA lol wait I am now drunk too lol.
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[ I was bored so don't dare judge me ]
Salman Van Dam," Hey sweetheart would you like to have a drink.. I am just feeling like a bad boy right now what do you say we drink some and then lose some at your place"..by now who ever is watching him must be having a laugh at his cheap comments but hey did Sal come to work drunk.. quite honestly yes, so much for being Straight edge. He has really turned around for this time.
Salman Van Dam," Now Now .. don't be like that. The night is young and hey I am all about fun. You want to get kinky .. well I can get kinky and fetish both"... ok I agree this sound so gay coming from him, someone please snap him out of this or else there would be great mockery of jokes coming right straight at him.
Salman Van Dam then leans upto to the lens in a very awkward way -- even the camera dude was feeling uncomfortable, his chest slides over the lens and then seconds later Sal stumbles down to the floor." Ouch my butt just got fucked my the floor", followed by a disgusting hiccup.
Salman Van Dam," Damn I don't even remember how many drinks I took but I took a lot of it. I feel tipsy now.. and are there any gypsy ladies around.I will love to get into their pants... YUMMY!!!"
Okay that is it Sal you've embarrassed yourself much now go and get your shit straight. Sal then stood up and starts singing awfully.
Salman Van Dam," I wanna GEEEEEEEET laid tonight tah night. I wanna get LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID tonight", yes people you can either laugh at him or smack your head on to the table, but this guy is already keeping me facepalming during this entire drunk segment and that is why folks you don't come to work drunk...
And this Segment was brought you by the unholy ceremonious of PRIMO DONNA lol wait I am now drunk too lol.
END OF THREAD
[ I was bored so don't dare judge me ]
