Post by Fun Times, Inc. on Mar 1, 2016 23:40:00 GMT -6
-, "LADIES & GENTLEMEN... BOYS & GIRLS... CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!"
HONK HONK
-, "ON BEHALF OF FUN TIMES INCORPORATED, I, YOUR RINGMASTER LARRY LESTRANGE!"
HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "OFFER A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!"
HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE ONE AND ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE CLOWN CLAN FROM A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY!"
HONK HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "COMING SOON TO MISSOURI STATE WRESTLING FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY!"
HONK HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "BoNzO THE CLOWN!"
The honks heard through the duration of Larry Lestrange's dialogue was from in fact that said clown. if you didn't know he was the best clown ever. With a white face, blue friendly but jagged squares over the eye portion and blue upside down triangles beneath them to portray possibly the happy tears of a clown we get a glimpse at BoNzO The Clown! Around his mouth was an equally as jagged corned grin which was exaggerated in size, but done to leave the children comfortable with a happy painted stranger... but what stood out the most was the neon green hair from behind his head, he was an idol to many.
Larry Lestrange, "BONZO WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO ENTERTAIN YOU! TO SHOCK YOU! TO LEAVE YOU IN AWE WITH HIS ASSORTMENT OF MAGIC TRICKS! LIKE THIS ONE FOR EXAMPLE!"
The solitary spotlight that shined down on Ringmaster Larry Lestrange suddenly expanded to show a huge warehouse like setting that was pretty much empty, but the interior decorating was a bit... odd. Paint was splattered over the walls, on the ceiling and even across the floor in multiple colors, it could very well be compared to the plastic mat of the 90's game 'Twister.' What really caught attention though was a furry browed man that sat dead center in the room, tied to a brown wooden chair with thick black rope. Over his head was a burlap sack, all as BoNzO paraded over towards the man and skipped around him while honking the bicycle horn in his hand.
Larry Lestrange, "DO NOT BE LIKE NEGATIVE NIGEL HERE!"
BoNzO stopped his skipping and slowly removed the burlap sack from over the man's head. In the man's mouth was a red, clown nose that kept him from making much noise. The man's eyes were wide, his pupils were dilated from fear.
Larry Lestrange, "ALL WE WANTED TO DO WAS SHOW NIGEL A TRICK! NIGEL COULDN'T KEEP TO HIMSELF, HE HAD TO INSULT POOR BoNzO!"
The man tried to wiggle free from captivity as but was unable to, the ropes held him in check. BoNzO sold Lestrange's words and placed both hands under his chin and frowned as best he could despite the painted on grin.
Larry Lestrange, "BoNzO AND I DECIDED THAT THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO TO MAKE SURE NIGEL ENJOYED THE SHOW!"
Reaching beneath his red undersized coat, BoNzO moved his hand around and grabbed something near his waist. The captive had no idea what was going on and begun to kick his legs in protest for what was about to happen as he was in the right to think the worst.
Larry Lestrange, "PROVIDE NIGEL WITH HIS OWN PERSONAL MAGIC TRICK!"
Nigel's eyes went from Larry to BoNzO, back to Larry as BoNzO yanked out a deck of oversized playing cards! BoNzO turned his head to the side and closed his eyes as in a quiet fashion was requesting Nigel to pick a card for the trick!
Larry Lestrange," SILLY BoNzO, NIGEL IS A BIT... TIED UP AT THE MOMENT!"
BA DUM TSS
BoNzO held his stomach and let off a silent laugh while throwing his head backwards. Unable to pick his own card, Nigel tried to word something through the clown nose in his mouth but still struggled to. BoNzO once again turned his head away and closed his eyes verrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy tight before picking a random card and laying it on Nigel's lap.
Larry Lestrange, "NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR CARD NIGEL, PLEASE DO NOT TELL THE AUDIENCE WHAT IT IS!"
Larry put a finger across his mouth for the "shh" motion as BoNzO mimicked the gesture.
Larry Lestrange, "NOW ARE YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN, NIGEL?!"
HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "ON THREE EVERYONE SHOUT, PEEDY POODY PUMPADOODLE! READY!? ONE... TWO... THREE... PEEDY POODY PUMPADOODLE!
BoNzO moved closer towards Nigel and squirted him in the face with water from the center of a colorful, rubber flower attached to the left side of his chest. Nigel jumped backwards, causing all of his weight to move back and seen him fall pretty hard, conking his head against the paint splattered floor.
Larry Lestrange, "OH... WHAT A DOOZY!"
BA DUM TSS
The super-duper funny trick BoNzO played on Nigel left behind probably a lump across the back of Nigel's head as he did not understand why this was happening. Larry Lestrange could see that Nigel was not enjoying his time as a a captive and let off a visual sigh, one that made BoNzO frown again.
Larry Lestrange, "TOUGH CROWD! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A CLOWN SHOW IS?!
BoNzO cupped his hand around his ear to listen to the happy audience members from behind their computer screens, smartphones and televisions who of course knew the answer to Larry's question, everyone knew what the single most important part of a clown show was!
Larry Lestrange, "LEAVING A SMILE ON HIS FACE!"
BoNzO leaped forward and stood over Nigel, reaching into his right side chest pocket he pulled put a huge red Sharpie and begun to press down pretty hard against Nigel's face a smile to make sure his hard work wouldn't come off easily after Nigel would take a shower. Nigel's usual pink colored lips had turned bright red and BoNzO made sure to curve the edges up towards Nigel's eyes to make sure he had a huge smile that would showcase the total enjoyment of the show! Nigel had probably knocked himself out from excitement when he jumped backwards but when he awoke, he would be thrilled to see he had the same expression as BoNzO.
Larry Lestrange, "BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU MISSOURI... BoNzO'S INTENT IS TO ALWAYS LEAVE SMILES ON FACES!"
After finishing his masterpiece, BoNzO stepped aside and let the camera catch a shot of Nigel's new found look which was incredible! Whenever he would wake up from his nap after that sugar-rush he had, Nigel would maybe even apply to be BoNzO's assistant with how good he looked! The camera couldn't stay off the last remaining Clown Clan member from Clownsville though and moved up to show BoNzO's reflection in a hand held mirror, the face of dreams and love.
HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "OFFER A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!"
HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE ONE AND ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE CLOWN CLAN FROM A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY!"
HONK HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "COMING SOON TO MISSOURI STATE WRESTLING FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY!"
HONK HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "BoNzO THE CLOWN!"
The honks heard through the duration of Larry Lestrange's dialogue was from in fact that said clown. if you didn't know he was the best clown ever. With a white face, blue friendly but jagged squares over the eye portion and blue upside down triangles beneath them to portray possibly the happy tears of a clown we get a glimpse at BoNzO The Clown! Around his mouth was an equally as jagged corned grin which was exaggerated in size, but done to leave the children comfortable with a happy painted stranger... but what stood out the most was the neon green hair from behind his head, he was an idol to many.
Larry Lestrange, "BONZO WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO ENTERTAIN YOU! TO SHOCK YOU! TO LEAVE YOU IN AWE WITH HIS ASSORTMENT OF MAGIC TRICKS! LIKE THIS ONE FOR EXAMPLE!"
The solitary spotlight that shined down on Ringmaster Larry Lestrange suddenly expanded to show a huge warehouse like setting that was pretty much empty, but the interior decorating was a bit... odd. Paint was splattered over the walls, on the ceiling and even across the floor in multiple colors, it could very well be compared to the plastic mat of the 90's game 'Twister.' What really caught attention though was a furry browed man that sat dead center in the room, tied to a brown wooden chair with thick black rope. Over his head was a burlap sack, all as BoNzO paraded over towards the man and skipped around him while honking the bicycle horn in his hand.
Larry Lestrange, "DO NOT BE LIKE NEGATIVE NIGEL HERE!"
BoNzO stopped his skipping and slowly removed the burlap sack from over the man's head. In the man's mouth was a red, clown nose that kept him from making much noise. The man's eyes were wide, his pupils were dilated from fear.
Larry Lestrange, "ALL WE WANTED TO DO WAS SHOW NIGEL A TRICK! NIGEL COULDN'T KEEP TO HIMSELF, HE HAD TO INSULT POOR BoNzO!"
The man tried to wiggle free from captivity as but was unable to, the ropes held him in check. BoNzO sold Lestrange's words and placed both hands under his chin and frowned as best he could despite the painted on grin.
Larry Lestrange, "BoNzO AND I DECIDED THAT THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO TO MAKE SURE NIGEL ENJOYED THE SHOW!"
Reaching beneath his red undersized coat, BoNzO moved his hand around and grabbed something near his waist. The captive had no idea what was going on and begun to kick his legs in protest for what was about to happen as he was in the right to think the worst.
Larry Lestrange, "PROVIDE NIGEL WITH HIS OWN PERSONAL MAGIC TRICK!"
Nigel's eyes went from Larry to BoNzO, back to Larry as BoNzO yanked out a deck of oversized playing cards! BoNzO turned his head to the side and closed his eyes as in a quiet fashion was requesting Nigel to pick a card for the trick!
Larry Lestrange," SILLY BoNzO, NIGEL IS A BIT... TIED UP AT THE MOMENT!"
BA DUM TSS
BoNzO held his stomach and let off a silent laugh while throwing his head backwards. Unable to pick his own card, Nigel tried to word something through the clown nose in his mouth but still struggled to. BoNzO once again turned his head away and closed his eyes verrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy tight before picking a random card and laying it on Nigel's lap.
Larry Lestrange, "NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR CARD NIGEL, PLEASE DO NOT TELL THE AUDIENCE WHAT IT IS!"
Larry put a finger across his mouth for the "shh" motion as BoNzO mimicked the gesture.
Larry Lestrange, "NOW ARE YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN, NIGEL?!"
HONK HONK
Larry Lestrange, "ON THREE EVERYONE SHOUT, PEEDY POODY PUMPADOODLE! READY!? ONE... TWO... THREE... PEEDY POODY PUMPADOODLE!
BoNzO moved closer towards Nigel and squirted him in the face with water from the center of a colorful, rubber flower attached to the left side of his chest. Nigel jumped backwards, causing all of his weight to move back and seen him fall pretty hard, conking his head against the paint splattered floor.
Larry Lestrange, "OH... WHAT A DOOZY!"
BA DUM TSS
The super-duper funny trick BoNzO played on Nigel left behind probably a lump across the back of Nigel's head as he did not understand why this was happening. Larry Lestrange could see that Nigel was not enjoying his time as a a captive and let off a visual sigh, one that made BoNzO frown again.
Larry Lestrange, "TOUGH CROWD! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A CLOWN SHOW IS?!
BoNzO cupped his hand around his ear to listen to the happy audience members from behind their computer screens, smartphones and televisions who of course knew the answer to Larry's question, everyone knew what the single most important part of a clown show was!
Larry Lestrange, "LEAVING A SMILE ON HIS FACE!"
BoNzO leaped forward and stood over Nigel, reaching into his right side chest pocket he pulled put a huge red Sharpie and begun to press down pretty hard against Nigel's face a smile to make sure his hard work wouldn't come off easily after Nigel would take a shower. Nigel's usual pink colored lips had turned bright red and BoNzO made sure to curve the edges up towards Nigel's eyes to make sure he had a huge smile that would showcase the total enjoyment of the show! Nigel had probably knocked himself out from excitement when he jumped backwards but when he awoke, he would be thrilled to see he had the same expression as BoNzO.
Larry Lestrange, "BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU MISSOURI... BoNzO'S INTENT IS TO ALWAYS LEAVE SMILES ON FACES!"
After finishing his masterpiece, BoNzO stepped aside and let the camera catch a shot of Nigel's new found look which was incredible! Whenever he would wake up from his nap after that sugar-rush he had, Nigel would maybe even apply to be BoNzO's assistant with how good he looked! The camera couldn't stay off the last remaining Clown Clan member from Clownsville though and moved up to show BoNzO's reflection in a hand held mirror, the face of dreams and love.