Post by Salman Van Dam on Apr 23, 2016 16:52:12 GMT -6
Somewhere back in Pakistan on not so good broadband internet. Certain someone had his eyes set at the current pay per view of Missouri State Wrestling. Yes this certain someone is none other than Salman Van Dam. Watching the whole show from the beginning to the end skipping Dark Matches, since those are only for pry eyes of those in the live audience. Not the ones watching at home. Salman Van Dam was jumping on his feet, every match was orchestrated WELL. Despite taking retirement earlier this year -- Salman Van Dam deep down wished to come back and do it again. Only thing he's missing is getting a call from those who would sign him up. But why would they ? He's not much of a market value to anyone meaning NOT Profitable at all. Anyway he did what he could so he set up a random youtube account and post his reviews on it. This is how he actually felt for the show.
Hey he is a MARK FAN so he can judge like a mark RIGHT !!!
"Wow people, I had one amazing weekend. With Booze, pizzas and Wrestling Payperview - The day couldn't get any better. So I sat down for at least Four to Five hours of an event hosted back at Golden Gate Arena. Man I bet California is sleep. If you look at the differences of time zones right"
Laughs a bit off.
"Anyway -- let's talk about this event back in Golden Gate shall we. Packed house for EM ESS DUBYA 'S War. Damn it was ruckus out there. Man I missed being there. Though !! I didn't get to do much. Yeah so the Hardcore Championship was breaking barriers, the title division that was forgotten since two thousand and two. EM ESS DUBYA did a good job with it, and now keeping a mystery man behind that strap. I say that is something intriguing. Oh and people you probably be thinking thatmystery man is none other than -- Well Don't it's not me. It's impossible, Cmon I am not the Flash who can just pop up there for few seconds. No No I was here in Pakistan. Even I do not know the identity of this champion. I wish I do, and if I was brought back. Let me be the first to take that champ on "
But Sal would go down through the identity of this mystery man.
" I think though that the hardcore champion is none other than our current Pure15 Champion Barrell. Let me tell you why ? There was a rumor that The Pure 15 Championship and Hardcore title would be unified to give birth to a new title division. I am COOL with that so my money is on BARREL, but I am not just going to sit down and be biased about what happened with the Hardcore title. The Championship is a mystery so I think I be watching the next UNSTOPPABLE very closely "
" But that's not the only thing new. We saw Scott, Drew, Washington; The Joker's Wild making cameos right -- along with Drew's uncle and one hell of a BUSINESS man in Danny Stevenson. Damn I hope his elbow didn't break that other dude's nose "
He leaned closer to the camera and whispers.
"Even though that guy deserves more than BROKEN nose. Also we also have Frankie Cocheese as our World Champion and we witness the return of the Badger !! Exciting isn't it. Well As I fan I will definitely tune into to watch UNSTOPPABLE. This is SVD signing off. Until later; Buh-Bye"
Static
Hey he is a MARK FAN so he can judge like a mark RIGHT !!!
"Wow people, I had one amazing weekend. With Booze, pizzas and Wrestling Payperview - The day couldn't get any better. So I sat down for at least Four to Five hours of an event hosted back at Golden Gate Arena. Man I bet California is sleep. If you look at the differences of time zones right"
Laughs a bit off.
"Anyway -- let's talk about this event back in Golden Gate shall we. Packed house for EM ESS DUBYA 'S War. Damn it was ruckus out there. Man I missed being there. Though !! I didn't get to do much. Yeah so the Hardcore Championship was breaking barriers, the title division that was forgotten since two thousand and two. EM ESS DUBYA did a good job with it, and now keeping a mystery man behind that strap. I say that is something intriguing. Oh and people you probably be thinking that
But Sal would go down through the identity of this mystery man.
" I think though that the hardcore champion is none other than our current Pure15 Champion Barrell. Let me tell you why ? There was a rumor that The Pure 15 Championship and Hardcore title would be unified to give birth to a new title division. I am COOL with that so my money is on BARREL, but I am not just going to sit down and be biased about what happened with the Hardcore title. The Championship is a mystery so I think I be watching the next UNSTOPPABLE very closely "
" But that's not the only thing new. We saw Scott, Drew, Washington; The Joker's Wild making cameos right -- along with Drew's uncle and one hell of a BUSINESS man in Danny Stevenson. Damn I hope his elbow didn't break that other dude's nose "
He leaned closer to the camera and whispers.
"Even though that guy deserves more than BROKEN nose. Also we also have Frankie Cocheese as our World Champion and we witness the return of the Badger !! Exciting isn't it. Well As I fan I will definitely tune into to watch UNSTOPPABLE. This is SVD signing off. Until later; Buh-Bye"
Static
