Post by devilssaint on May 14, 2016 6:07:58 GMT -6
The screen comes to life as the Capital Crew graphic comes up with a turd painted over top of it. "C-C-C-Capital Poo... It's all just shit."
The graphic fades away and here we are with Nikki Venom and the two embodiment's of his mind behind him. The monochrome girl has on a nice white gown and a Toronto Blue Jays straight-brimmed hat turned sideways. The vividly coloured woman in the afghan attire has a black Capital Poo muscle shirt with the sides cut off. Nikki in the middle has on a clean tailored suit and a bowler hat. His hands rest on a cane in front of him. His head is low to begin with, but shortly after the camera comes to life he raises his head. Under his left eye he had eyeliner eyelashes drawn on. 'Appy polly loggies, Oh my brothers, for taking so long to come back to talk again. I went a bit bezoomny last time and had to reset.' From behind Nikki comes a laugh from the two ladies. 'Now let's talk, oh my brothers, about why it is I will be standing up against you at Unstoppable. I feel like I have mentioned this a few times, but let's discuss it again. Let's go back to when you first came into this company. You mention a contract that no one except you and IC3 know about. Then you dangle it over everyone's head as if they fans really need to give a crap about your legal paperwork. Oh, but you don't care about the fans. Why, because they didn't follow you down to Mexico? Because you blame the fans that live in Missouri for not following you in Mexico? What a fucking baby you are, Frankie Cocheese. Then in order to get what you wanted you kidnapped and ransomed off a girl that Tommy Montana was getting busy with. Do you feel no remorse?'
'None, boss,' the monochrome girl chimes in.
'While he would endeavour into the ultra-violent, Alex Delarge at least had some redeemable qualities. He had tolchock- oh yeah, spoiler alert. He tolchocked his droog hard enough to call forth his blood all because his droog had interrupted the singing of some Russian devotchka. At least Alex Delarge, in all of his ultra-violent, ultra-rape "glory", would defend a woman as opposed to kidnapping and ransoming her off. But for you, it's all about the ends and the means will justify themselves.' Nikki tosses the cane off camera. He takes a few steps forward, takes off his bowler and tosses it off camera too. 'No more references to A Clockwork Orange. I don't know if you read classics in your off time or not, and I'd hate to bore you if you've never read it.' He pulls out a handkerchief and wipes away the eyeliner under his right eye. 'I think I understand why you care about that MSW Championship enough to kidnap a girl though. The price of gold is over-inflated, and I know how much Frankie Cochedda likes shiny things.'
'Yeah, I've seen him shopping on Etsy before.'
Nikki turns back to the vividly coloured lady. 'Was that supposed to be insulting? You do know they have men's jewelry as well, right?' He turns back around. 'You saw how I reacted when you won the MSW Championship, I specifically took aim at you Frankie Cocheese. I went out of my way to specifically insult your honour so that I could get my shot at the MSW Championship... or at least those are the lies I am expecting to hear from the mouth of one of your little bitch boys. Will it be Theo Vega-' he uses the French pronunciation of Tay-oo. 'Will it be the Fuck Boys, who knows which one of your bitches will spout that bullshit off.' Nikki snickers and shakes his head. 'Or will it be Frankie Cochedda that spouts that bullshit off? After all, he is the one who is aiming sexual comments toward a child. It doesn't matter that she isn't real; he didn't know that at the time. So who here is the sexual predator, because it isn't me.' Nikki turns back toward the ladies. 'I think everyone gets how stupid Cocheese's hypemen look. You can go now.' He turns his head back. The camera abruptly cuts and the girls are gone.
'Cocheese, I'm done with you for now. This is my time to talk to the people that actually matter, the fans. You know, the people that keep your ass employed? Up to this point I have tried my best to be the one defending myself. I was trying to be the one that let everything come to me, because I wanted to show you, the people, that good things come to those who wait. When I finally gave you the drama you all were crying out for you got what you wanted. You got drama, Frankie and I are now fighting because he is a punk ass bitch who needs others to do his dirty work. He can't even attack someone from behind by himself. He knew in his heart that if he did that he'd get his punk ass beat, so he bitched out. Now here I am, making a point to tell you that this isn't the way to do things. Good things do happen to those who wait, and if you are unsatisfied with your life ask yourself why you are unsatisfied. If it is a question of money, then seek comfort in knowing that you are rich in people that love you. If you are upset because you keep getting overlooked at your job, then look at your current lifestyle. Do you really want to give up your current routine for a quick dollar? If you answer yes, then go out and actively change your life. Don't wait for those things to come to you. If you have a pretty good life already, then just keep holding on. Trust me, good things will come if you treat everyone with respect and honour.'
Nikki turns to walk off camera. He stops and pivots on his head. 'Oh and Cocheese? Don't worry about your rendezvous with Barrel, just step in front of a camera and do this shit by yourself for once.' He turns back around and starts walking off singing I'm Singing in the Rain.
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