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#RevivalOfWomensWrestlingInMSW... BOOM!!!

Location: Suntastic California, US of A

*Cameras Off*

6 foot tall, sun-bronzed Aussie glint lay stretched out on her freshly waxed surfboard, being mesmerised by the gentle waves of the pristine Pacific Ocean lapping against her board.

She was taking advantage of the little time she had left to surf in sun-kissed California, before she was to trek back to Missouri for her next scheduled match in Kansas City.

glint was digesting the most recent events that had unfolded in MSW...

WOW! What a roller coater of emotions in such a short space of time she thought to herself...

...from the highs of experiencing her first televised Debut Match ... and then on top of that - winning the Women of Tradition Match against the tough opponent Southern Belle Trishelle Jordan... (sure hope her face is ok though OOPS!... kind-hearted glint made a note to herself to send Trishelle a "Get Well" card and some chocolates to show Trishelle it was nothing personal - just "business" in the wild world of wrestling)...

... to the surprise at seeing her fantabulous Manager D!amond fitted out in a MSW's referee's uniform refereeing the impromptu Hardcore Match that glint had suddenly found herself being propelled into ... seriously - how awesome is D!amond - is there no end to her list of phenomenal skills?...

...to the frustrations of losing that Hardcore Match to "Mr Honk Honk", BoNzO the Clown via of all things his hand buzzer - which totally felt more like being zapped by a taser (not that glint has ever experienced being tasered - but she is a huge fan of that fly-on-the-wall-doco "Cops")... and seeing the elusive male dominated Hardcore championship once again slipping out of her hands and the Championship belt being driven off in a squeaky car driven by none other than BoNzO's partner in crime Larry Lestrange ... oh if only D!amond had used her lethal stiletto heels to tread on those big feet of BoNzO's while she was refereeing... I am sooo gonna demand a rematch with BoNzO, glint thought to herself... minus that taser he calls a "hand buzzer" ... perhaps in an Intergender Match... or that brand new Junior Heavyweight Championship ... is that an intergender championship? ... not sure what Mr BoNzO weighs - but I'm definitely under 200 lbs ...

...to feeling humbled at being mentioned on MSW's twitter... I mean seriously - if ya are being tweeted about, yanno you have hit the big times and also made quite the impression on the ever watchful Mr Isaac Cornelius III ...

... then to top it off, according to D!amond, apparently Artemis Kaiser has been invited to come back to defend her MSW's Women's Championship at Unstoppable #23 in Kansas City Missouri...

Later that evening ... glint repacked her overloaded, bursting at the seams backpack, in preparation to travel back to Missouri in the early hours of the very next morning...

glint quickly checked into MSW's website to scrutinise the latest news and to view the wrestlers cool promos that were recently uploaded and nearly sprayed the sweet mango juice she was drinking all over her laptop screen... there large as life - on MSW's promotional banner/poster sat Aussie glint's very own smiling face beaming right back at her ...



WOW! How totally awesome! glint was feeling humbled and blushed as a wave of shyness swept over her ... she was so overcome by emotion she burst into tears...

After a while glint composed herself, splashed refreshing eye drops into her eyes to clear away the redness and brighten them ... reached over to her new BlackBerry - which was a gift from her fantabulous Manager D!amond for winning her first televised debut "Women of Tradition" Match against Trishelle... drank a litre of mineral water ... feeling relaxed again, planted a mischievous grin on her face ... then pressed [record]...

*Cameras On*

Hey, hey, hey babes and dudes ... glint here ... MSW's first genuine Australian Wrestler, rapidly rising star in the making... and the very one who is being attributed with breathing life back into MSW's Women's Championship ... which sat "hibernating" for nearly two years - yeah that's right - nearly two years ... where Artemis Kaiser Defeated Shawna Martinez @ Unstoppable 9 (6/18/14)...

Guess what? I'm gonna keep this short and sweet ... on account of I don't even know if you, Artemis, are even going to turn up for our super Match and I sooo don't want to waste my awesome promos on someone who may or may not show... which I guess in itself says a lot about a Wrestler's motivation and enthusiasm... anyhoo you know what's required of you Ms Kaiser ... it's been promoted left right and centre all over MSW; on MSW's Twitter etc...

Now as you know, Mr Isaac Cornelius III, in his infinite wisdom, has scheduled me, the youngest wrestler at MSW in the Women of Tradition Match i.e. MSW Women's Championship against you, Artemis Kaiser, with the Special Stipulation that the Women's Championship is to be vacated by you should you refuse to answer the referee's 10 count to start the match.

So to cut to the chase, Artemis, you are being given the opportunity to defend the [once] frozen MSW Women's Championship - or risk having the title stripped from you.

So yeah... if you do indeed show Artemis, you will defend against me...

...but if you don't show Artemis, the title match will be ruled a no contest victory for me... yeah that's right ... MY VICTORY!!! Now that's something to write home about hey?

Now will you defend your MSW Women's Championship Ms Kaiser? Who knows? My guess is as good as everyone elses ... but what I am going to do is bide my time, kick back, chillax and munch on some hot buttered popcorn while I wait ... I am a patient person - comes with years of surfing and waiting for that right wave yanno...

But, in case ya didn't get the memo Ms Kaiser ...

My rapid rise in MSW will continue... yeah it is MY time to shine ...

glint jumped up and down excitedly and then danced like no-one was watching her, as she clicked the [play] button and sang totally out-of-tune, the legendary hit "The Final Countdown" with the glam metal retro group "Europe"...

Your time is running out cupcake... and ...

Oh yeah!  Have I mentioned this before? 

It's the Final Countdown Ms Kaiser ... BOOM!!!



10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - ZERO ...

This is for my awesome fans ... you all rock!!!

*Scene Fades as glint who smells like sweet strawberries, flicks her pretty hair out of her eyes, leans forward and plants a warm, strawberry scented lip gloss kiss on the camera lens*.