Post by Mother Russia Account Now on May 24, 2016 8:29:30 GMT -6
Good morning, this is Ninety-seven: five Wildcat radio and I'm here in the studio with none other than Frank Debauchee and Olga from Missouri State Wrestling on the other side of Kansas City. Thanks for being here guys.
Not a problem, any excuse to get out of Missouri.
That's right, you have been expressing lately your hatred for MSW. What's the inside scoop? I follow as closely as possible but you know, the audience doesn't get preview to what goes on backstage.
It's simple really, same political nonsense that goes on everywhere you go. Difference is, I refuse to buy into their bullshit. I'll call them on it. In this business, no matter where you go there are always these cliques. A posse of dipshits that think they run the place. If you're an outsider coming in like Olga and I you're basically fed scraps. The evidence is right in front of your face. Get on your phone and type in MSWrestling.com. On the main page you'll see the card line up and a marquee poster of the competitors. Tell me do you see Olga's likeness on there? Better yet, do you even see a mention?"
No, I'm literally looking right now and I see nothing...
Of course not, we're categorized simply by the "more". Now ask yourself since his return how many times have you seen Scott Addams? How many times do we have to hear the name Drew Stevenson? Chris Williams? One or all of the Crew? How many headlines have they accumulated? How many have we had? Zilch. Barely get booked beyond the opening match. Starting to sense who the hierarchy is? The only time I've ever got traction there was when I was loosely associated with First Class. That was just their ploy to take the spotlight I was generating and shine it down on who they deemed fit. Was a way to bury any steam Frank Debauchee had going for him. Dusted that right underneath the rug now didn't they?
Damn Frank, you're spilling it all tonight.
Truth hurts. That's why at first I had empathy for Jay B. I could relate to his frustrations being an outsider in Missouri. I too shared that same aggression towards the direction or lack there of I was going. Nothing but sympathy man. Could respect a guy that goes out each and every week and does his best to promote the product more so than the majority of these so called headliners only to be fed peanuts in return. Commendable, really is. That was until that schmuck opened his mouth.
Now I like Jay B, he's a guy anyone can get behind. You think perhaps you're over reading the situation? I saw the skit that you're referring too and just like you the man is angry. Seems like he's just another dog that wants thrown a bone. I personally wouldn't take it to heart. Just a man venting.
Don't irritate me pal. Obviously you don't follow either of us on Twitter. Jay B stands there just like the rest of them with that smug stupid look on his face thinking that facing us is beneath him? That somehow facing Olga is ludicrous? Winning a Bro-lympics match makes him special? Was I the only one that saw it as a joke? This is professional wrestling and you want to be taken seriously as a competitor but your highlight is drinking beer and spinning in circles? He should feel honored that Olga and I waste our time working the lower ranks with these degenerates. It's the only saving grace of the entire show. All two minutes of our allotted time. I should be the entire show. Look at me, what do you see?
The sexiest man alive!
Exactly, less than two percent body fat. I have the greatest physic in all of professional wrestling. I'm every woman's wet dream and every man wishes he was Frank Debauchee. Total package, ring acumen second to none. Raw sex appeal, everything about me sells. Even this soothing voice that I bet the female audience is flicking their bean to right now.
Yeah, I don't think we can say that on air Frank. How does Olga feel all about this? No one has heard a peep from her since her arrival.
She's equally as livid as I am. Her opponent likes to talk about injustices in this organization. You still have your phone out? Go back to the webpage. Click on the card listing now read off the description of those twos match. "A woman that makes many men question her... In a way a woman doesn't want to be questioned." Let's just get the insinuation out of the way. They're saying she has a penis. What purpose does that serve? Because she's not conventional? She's not your atypical hot bodied diva weighing in under a hundred pounds? Did she not prove herself when she tore Duke Andrews in half? Is she not arguably the most dominate pound for pound competitor in MSW? Instead of her natural ability being highlighted and showcased they chastise her for being different, for being special. That's why if I were Jay B I'd take a sick day. She's not amused at all and unfortunately he's at the wrong place at the wrong time. She's already promised me it's going to be slow and painful. They don't have to like us but THEY will RESPECT us.
I'd like to thank Frank Debauchee and Olga for being with us this morning, pleasure is truly mine. You can catch them live in the Folly Theater in Kansas City, Missouri on June fourth. We'll be giving out tickets all week on air. Like to thank my guests again and exit out with a little homage to them. "Pour some Sugar" by Def Leppard.
Not a problem, any excuse to get out of Missouri.
That's right, you have been expressing lately your hatred for MSW. What's the inside scoop? I follow as closely as possible but you know, the audience doesn't get preview to what goes on backstage.
It's simple really, same political nonsense that goes on everywhere you go. Difference is, I refuse to buy into their bullshit. I'll call them on it. In this business, no matter where you go there are always these cliques. A posse of dipshits that think they run the place. If you're an outsider coming in like Olga and I you're basically fed scraps. The evidence is right in front of your face. Get on your phone and type in MSWrestling.com. On the main page you'll see the card line up and a marquee poster of the competitors. Tell me do you see Olga's likeness on there? Better yet, do you even see a mention?"
No, I'm literally looking right now and I see nothing...
Of course not, we're categorized simply by the "more". Now ask yourself since his return how many times have you seen Scott Addams? How many times do we have to hear the name Drew Stevenson? Chris Williams? One or all of the Crew? How many headlines have they accumulated? How many have we had? Zilch. Barely get booked beyond the opening match. Starting to sense who the hierarchy is? The only time I've ever got traction there was when I was loosely associated with First Class. That was just their ploy to take the spotlight I was generating and shine it down on who they deemed fit. Was a way to bury any steam Frank Debauchee had going for him. Dusted that right underneath the rug now didn't they?
Damn Frank, you're spilling it all tonight.
Truth hurts. That's why at first I had empathy for Jay B. I could relate to his frustrations being an outsider in Missouri. I too shared that same aggression towards the direction or lack there of I was going. Nothing but sympathy man. Could respect a guy that goes out each and every week and does his best to promote the product more so than the majority of these so called headliners only to be fed peanuts in return. Commendable, really is. That was until that schmuck opened his mouth.
Now I like Jay B, he's a guy anyone can get behind. You think perhaps you're over reading the situation? I saw the skit that you're referring too and just like you the man is angry. Seems like he's just another dog that wants thrown a bone. I personally wouldn't take it to heart. Just a man venting.
Don't irritate me pal. Obviously you don't follow either of us on Twitter. Jay B stands there just like the rest of them with that smug stupid look on his face thinking that facing us is beneath him? That somehow facing Olga is ludicrous? Winning a Bro-lympics match makes him special? Was I the only one that saw it as a joke? This is professional wrestling and you want to be taken seriously as a competitor but your highlight is drinking beer and spinning in circles? He should feel honored that Olga and I waste our time working the lower ranks with these degenerates. It's the only saving grace of the entire show. All two minutes of our allotted time. I should be the entire show. Look at me, what do you see?
The sexiest man alive!
Exactly, less than two percent body fat. I have the greatest physic in all of professional wrestling. I'm every woman's wet dream and every man wishes he was Frank Debauchee. Total package, ring acumen second to none. Raw sex appeal, everything about me sells. Even this soothing voice that I bet the female audience is flicking their bean to right now.
Yeah, I don't think we can say that on air Frank. How does Olga feel all about this? No one has heard a peep from her since her arrival.
She's equally as livid as I am. Her opponent likes to talk about injustices in this organization. You still have your phone out? Go back to the webpage. Click on the card listing now read off the description of those twos match. "A woman that makes many men question her... In a way a woman doesn't want to be questioned." Let's just get the insinuation out of the way. They're saying she has a penis. What purpose does that serve? Because she's not conventional? She's not your atypical hot bodied diva weighing in under a hundred pounds? Did she not prove herself when she tore Duke Andrews in half? Is she not arguably the most dominate pound for pound competitor in MSW? Instead of her natural ability being highlighted and showcased they chastise her for being different, for being special. That's why if I were Jay B I'd take a sick day. She's not amused at all and unfortunately he's at the wrong place at the wrong time. She's already promised me it's going to be slow and painful. They don't have to like us but THEY will RESPECT us.
I'd like to thank Frank Debauchee and Olga for being with us this morning, pleasure is truly mine. You can catch them live in the Folly Theater in Kansas City, Missouri on June fourth. We'll be giving out tickets all week on air. Like to thank my guests again and exit out with a little homage to them. "Pour some Sugar" by Def Leppard.