Post by The Jay B on May 26, 2016 1:22:03 GMT -6
This RP is for Olga's second RP. Had this finished before the lastest RP was put up.
Scene opens with the camera facing Jay B's bedroom door. It is a white door with a white pane. Nothing special about it just a regular door. The door begins to open and with a surprised look on his face Jay B appears with nothing on but a towel. His body is glistening with a small amount of sweat...
Well HELLLLOOOOO bros and hos!!!
His demeanor has changed a bit since we last saw him backstage making a mess of the locker room.
Your boy Jay B just got done sealing the deal with one fine lady if you know what I mean!
He tilts his head sideways and winks and then continues...
Let me tell you all, she is what us bros call a DP. For those who don't know what a DP is, lets say guys like Frank Debauchee, well it stands for dime piece. Now if you don't know what a dime piece is then well there is just no hope for you at all!
He shakes his head at the fact guys like Frank Debauchee has no idea what a dime piece is.
JAAAAAYYY BABYYY!?!?
I'll be right back babe, I know you are missing me!
He rubs his hands together with excitement wanting to hurry up and get back in the bedroom with the beautiful lady.
Now anyway.. Last time you all saw me, I was quite upset with my upcoming match on Unstoppable. To be honest I am still pissed off about having to face a woman. Even if that woman has a bigger set of balls than her slave Frank Debauchee. You can't even compare his to hers.... HA HA!
He finishes laughing and continues putting his hand on his chin. He has a look on his face like he is thinking hard.
You know, I was thinking, why I have been left off the card? Why I am never on the banner? That is until I nearly forced them to put me on the banner. Why I am having to face a woman and low and behold, bros and hos, I think I have found an answer to all of this.
He looks deep into the camera with his eyes piercing through it..
I.....C.....3, Isaac Cornelius the Third, I am looking at you! Yes, the boss, a guy who many claim is a brilliant business man. That very same guy who apparently doesn't like everyone's favorite bro. So bros and hos you ask why? Why does IC3 not support Jay B and see that I am the real deal? After all, I have proven myself time and time again, I have respect for everyone and everything about this business. I work as hard and if not harder than anyone and Jay B is never shown any love. So it took some time to think about why IC3 has it in for me and then snap! Just like that, a light bulb came on in my head. Isaac Cornelius the Third does in fact have it in for me and here, bros and hos, is where things get interesting. It has nothing to do with my talents and my popularity with the fans, it has everything to do with IC3's ego. Yeah see I, Jay B, embarrassed IC3 when I beat his son IC4 in the Brolympics. That has to be it! I made his son look like an idiot and since I have a legal binding contract, he can't fire me. So, since he can't release me, he just does things to make me look bad and punish me for embarrassing him. So there you have, it bros and hos! IC3, I'm onto you and I will make you pay. Now I'm not sure how and I'm not sure when but I promise you someday you won't see it coming....BROOOO!
He scratches the back of his head and continues....
Now, onto something that I have to deal with before I can handle IC3. That something is Olga.... or is it Frank Debauchee? I'm confused, you see, because I'm facing Olga but Frank is doing all the talking. Frank you want to call me Jay Bitch?
He chuckles.
Sure seems like for a guy who is God's gift to the Earth that you shouldn't be doing all of Olga's dirty work. Telling me what she is going to do to me and tweeting me all day. That, my friends, sounds like the work of a true bitch. Yep, I said it Frank, you are Olga's bitch!
He winks at the comment and continues...
From now on Franky, you are known as Frank Debitchee. So, Mr. Debitchee, answer me this, how is my so called pouting fueling Olga's motivation if she doesn't understand a word I am saying? I mean bro, come on, you are trying to intimidate me and scare me. Let me tell you, I am not scared or intimidated by Olga! I mean she is big and ugly but bro that doesn't scare me one bit. Respect her, yes, know she can whip anyone's ass, yes! Scared? NO! Intimidated? NO! I mean, how would you ever know if she understood a word I said I mean unless you can understand this.. Ergh bleh uhhh ahhhh blehhh...
He is sounding and acting as if Olga is retarded.
HAHA! Seriously bro, try again and intimidate me because your first attempt failed!
He pauses and runs his hand through his thick sweaty hair.
Now, as far as Jay B being a joke, Debitchee please! When Jay B enters the arena everyone and I mean EVERYONE is on their feet cheering and having a blast with me. I am the reason many come to the show. I'm no side show, bro, I am a threat to beat anyone every single week I step in the ring. Win or lose, I have earned the respect of all of my former opponents and showed them that I am not a joke that you claim I am. Jay B is a threat at all times and your girl Olga will see that when I beat her and she is looking at the lights listening to the referee counting 1...2...3!
So Debitchee, I have said all I need to for now. I look forward to your cute tweets and your response since you are Olga's bitch and do everything for her. So until next time.......
AAAHHHHHHH!!!
The beautiful girl runs out of the bedroom, she is the girl who Debauchee fired after WAR, wearing nothing but her bra and panties and as she runs out, the door is left ajar. We see the crimson light with smoke coming out of the bedroom. The girl jumps into Jay B's arms and they both look shocked and confused.
NOT THIS AGAIN!!!
Camera fades black.