Post by The Jay B on Jun 11, 2016 1:49:53 GMT -6
OHHHHHH WHAT IS UP BROS AND HOS?!?!?!
Jay B is seen driving and holding his phone recording this video to post on twitter. His hair is spiked, he has sunglasses on and a purple dress shirt with the color popped up.
This is your main man Jay B checking in from my chick magnet. Yeah that's right look at this Escalade baby! It's brand new just off the truck!
He maneuvers the phone around to show off the luxurious interior of the Escalade.
I thought since I seem to be finally headed in the right direction here in the MSW that I should update my ride. So I went to the salesperson and said bro hook me up with the hottest thing on the lot. A few hours later here we are bros and hos, brand new chick magnet for Jay B!
He looks at the camera for a quick second while driving.
So check this, I have a HUUUUUUGEEE match this week against two guys I know very well. Their names are Lebroc Harris and a long time friend of mine Scotty Addams. Lets start off with Lebroc Harris. Lebroc Harris a guy who seems to have been there and done everything. He is a pros pro and a guy that you know what you are getting week in and week out.
He yawns...
He's pretty boring though, ya know? I mean it's hard to listen to him talk and even harder watching his matches. He almost puts me to sleep. I mean I wish there was a 'meh' button on the remote when I watch your matches, entertain me bro! That being said however Mr. Harris gets the job done more times than not, he isn't flashy but he has a knack for success. Now as for Scotty...
He takes his sunglasses off....
Bro you and I go waaaaaaaayyyyy back, I'm talking years and I have the utmost respect for you bro. I always have and always will, we have very similar philosophies and go out there balls to the wall and give the fans what they want to see. Ya know bros and hos very few people know this but Scotty got me my first gig back in a promotion called GAW, that was long ago and without you Scotty I may of never gotten a chance to live my dream and the bros and hos wouldn't have the Righteous One. So I have told you privately many times but publicly I wanted to tell you thanks! Thanks for your help and thanks for your continued support. I have had my ups and downs and you have always been there for me through it all. I know personally we are very different but you always have my back and I want you to know I always have yours and appreciate everything you have done for me. I look forward to locking up at Unstoppable 25 coming up. I want to show you bro how far I have come and what the real Jay B is all about.
He pauses and faces the camera toward a hot lady in the car next to him at a stoplight. He looks over and she waves, he waves back and smiles at the camera.
Wow bros and hos looks like I could of just found me a babe but I better finish this first.
So as I was saying Scotty and Lebroc, bros, this match is a huge deal for me because I feel that I am finally on the path to success after my victory over Olga. You guys will see a new side to Jay B that only Olga has seen, a side that takes no prisoners, a side that has the will to win, a side that you never thought possible. Bros it is my time and unfortunately you both are just a stepping stone to my goal of being the Jr Heavyweight Champion. I unlike you both won my match this past week so I am coming in hot and well you guys aren't. Lebroc you had a hell of a match but a hell of a match that means nothing since you lost. That is going to be much the same when you lose again to me at Unstoppable. Scotty bro I love ya but how the hell do you lose to the Alley Cats? I know it was questionable but still bro you lost to them.
He smirks and laughs a bit..
That bro is not cool and definitely not what a guy trying to become the Jr Heavyweight Champion does. I hope your effort is better in our match otherwise you will be embarrassed again. It's not personal though. You'll still be my bro even after I beat you. Success is with Jay B and there is nothing either of you can do to stop my success. I respect you both and know that you both will bring the fight but at the end of the day there is only going to be one winner and he is going to be fist pumping in the middle of the ring dancing to Party Rock Anthem.
He looks at the camera and shrugs..
And this message was brought to you by the first pumping. party rocking, bro you all know, the Righteous One, JAYYYYYYY BEEEEEE!
He stops the video and the camera goes black...