Post by Lebroc Harris on Jun 21, 2016 16:36:05 GMT -6
" Man I am just star struck ", it was the voice of the big GIANT cat; Chris Orton talking to Dick Capone. After, looking at what went down at the last episode of Unstoppable. Dick Capone rubbing his chin with great amusement. Matt and Lebroc then enters the room who seems to be in their own conversation but they change their heads towards Chris and Dick.
LH : Hey what's going on guys ? Are we here to address the big elephant, oops I mean the Big Cat in the room.
That was a joke.MeOw!!
DC : Lehmaaaan !!
Capone opened up excitedly as Lebroc responds in not so exciting manner.
LH : It's LeBroc you insecured wrestling valet. What's all the whisker it's about ?
CO : Man, you been one hell of matches lately. My Catfriend, from the show stealing single match with Luke Jackson and then the mega rated triple threat with Scott and Jay. Of course, for sure you lost both of them, but you did, what you DO best ? and that is be what you came here to do ?
Matt then chipped in, obviously the biggest WILD CAT of the team. Matt wanted to share is own perception regarding the current status quo of the one LeBroc Harris.
MW : Well that is losing -- those big Matches right. Is that it ? Chris ?!
Sarcastically jokes in, to rub into Harris's face, but it didn't bother Lebroc much at all.
LH : So you boys got jokes huh. Very funny, you two. Very funny. Anyway - me and Matt were talking before you were so happy with what was going in the past, Chris. Me and Matt have a plan. A plan that works well for The Alley Cats. This plan is important for us to execute. But the only way we could do that, is if we get rid of three obstacles standing in our way. Do you know who our three obstacles are ?
Chris shrugged as he turns his attention towards Dick Capone.
DC : Hey I am clueless, as much as you folks are. I am no idea who or what these two behemoths were even thinking.
CO : Behemoths ? Matt and Lebroc look like two GIANT MEN to you. I mean one is just a inch shorter than the other. I am the only BEHEMOTH here. I am the ONLY GIANT Cat in this team.
LH : Well I am the only MOST SECURED cat of em all, now shush and listen to me carefully and LISTEN HARD. Our three obstacles are, Nikki Venom, Duke Andrews and yes with that earlier reference wasn't enough to give you hint; Mikey Svarro. We need to take them all out, before they make more headlines. Haven't you not noticed that on every show. We are giving our best, but we are not on the marquee. I am not complaining, but what I am trying to say is ? that we need to re-focus. Yes, you guys just got off from a big win in that tag team match against the Joker's Wild. But, so what ? I can take them down with one hand tied behind my bag.
MW : Oh can you ?
Matt unable to believe Lebroc Harris at this point, though the pun was coming; intended right at Harris.
MW : Then tie your hand in the ring and BEATHARD. Because, the man you're going up against is a no joke.
LH : What so special about this man ? All I know that he seeks everyone attention. He wants people to listen to him, his biggest insecurity is the amount of people not putting an effort to heed his every word and why would they ? Yes he's a former WORLD CHAMPION. So am I, so what is so special ? You see he was a special star in promotions runs by NOVACAIN and those filthy River Sisters. But here in KANSAS, we do things differently. I, myself a NEVADA guy but I also fell in love with this place. It took me years get used to this dump but I love it. Above all, I love WRESTLING. Yes, I may not be having the luck I needed. But then again, neither does our friend Mikey Svarro. Now Svarro is one of the three obstacles we need to get rid of to climb up the ranks. I want the JUNIOR Heavyweight championship. I don't want us to be settling for the HARDCORE title all the time. I want all of us accumulate into future IMPURE CHAMPIONS, future Junior Weight Champions. There are tons of championship that needed our attention guys and hopefully re-instating of the tag team belts as well. If it ever comes to that. So I know you boys would shut Nikki and Andrews. Take it from me those guys are no slouch -- So what's your game plan ?
Matt looks at Chris, hoping Orton would speak up first and he does.
CO : You mean me, oh simple I will work on my combos, and look into the move list. Let me see, its TRIANGLE EX BACK TRIANGLE.
Matt confusingly looks back at Lebroc.
CO : What ? that's how Deathstroke combo is done. It's simple really.
LH : Death my what the Shit biscuit you on about ?
CO : Cmon man, you know Deathstroke, the guy who wield dual swords and carries whole lot of guns,ammo, knifes. He is a complete assassin with an eye patch.
MW : He's talking about that injustice game.
LH : Oh for CATSAKE. Get your head out of the game.
CO : Cmon man it's one of the best fighting game EVEEEEEEEER !!!
MW : Well he gotta point on that, it is one of the best games I have played in centuries.
Harris face palms at them and then rolls his eyes.
LH : You big STUPID IDIOT. I am talking about what you guys have in mind in the up coming tag match.
MW : If we tell you that ? It would ruin the surprise. You don't want the world to get the spoilers.
Lebroc rolling his eyes.
LH : Fine, whatever ? Just go out there and come back with hand raised. That's what I want ?
MW : We'll get that WIN. But you're the one who is required to WIN your upcoming match brother.
LH: Don't worry I got this, now let's go out and get some groceries, and Chris for GODSAKE, don't finish our MONTHLY stock in just one week. You know, because of you I been spending a whole lot of money on FOOD.
CO : Sorry brother, but the man gets HIS protein from FOOD.
LH : Whatever.
With that said all four leaves.
FADE.
LH : Hey what's going on guys ? Are we here to address the big elephant, oops I mean the Big Cat in the room.
That was a joke.MeOw!!
DC : Lehmaaaan !!
Capone opened up excitedly as Lebroc responds in not so exciting manner.
LH : It's LeBroc you insecured wrestling valet. What's all the whisker it's about ?
CO : Man, you been one hell of matches lately. My Catfriend, from the show stealing single match with Luke Jackson and then the mega rated triple threat with Scott and Jay. Of course, for sure you lost both of them, but you did, what you DO best ? and that is be what you came here to do ?
Matt then chipped in, obviously the biggest WILD CAT of the team. Matt wanted to share is own perception regarding the current status quo of the one LeBroc Harris.
MW : Well that is losing -- those big Matches right. Is that it ? Chris ?!
Sarcastically jokes in, to rub into Harris's face, but it didn't bother Lebroc much at all.
LH : So you boys got jokes huh. Very funny, you two. Very funny. Anyway - me and Matt were talking before you were so happy with what was going in the past, Chris. Me and Matt have a plan. A plan that works well for The Alley Cats. This plan is important for us to execute. But the only way we could do that, is if we get rid of three obstacles standing in our way. Do you know who our three obstacles are ?
Chris shrugged as he turns his attention towards Dick Capone.
DC : Hey I am clueless, as much as you folks are. I am no idea who or what these two behemoths were even thinking.
CO : Behemoths ? Matt and Lebroc look like two GIANT MEN to you. I mean one is just a inch shorter than the other. I am the only BEHEMOTH here. I am the ONLY GIANT Cat in this team.
LH : Well I am the only MOST SECURED cat of em all, now shush and listen to me carefully and LISTEN HARD. Our three obstacles are, Nikki Venom, Duke Andrews and yes with that earlier reference wasn't enough to give you hint; Mikey Svarro. We need to take them all out, before they make more headlines. Haven't you not noticed that on every show. We are giving our best, but we are not on the marquee. I am not complaining, but what I am trying to say is ? that we need to re-focus. Yes, you guys just got off from a big win in that tag team match against the Joker's Wild. But, so what ? I can take them down with one hand tied behind my bag.
MW : Oh can you ?
Matt unable to believe Lebroc Harris at this point, though the pun was coming; intended right at Harris.
MW : Then tie your hand in the ring and BEATHARD. Because, the man you're going up against is a no joke.
LH : What so special about this man ? All I know that he seeks everyone attention. He wants people to listen to him, his biggest insecurity is the amount of people not putting an effort to heed his every word and why would they ? Yes he's a former WORLD CHAMPION. So am I, so what is so special ? You see he was a special star in promotions runs by NOVACAIN and those filthy River Sisters. But here in KANSAS, we do things differently. I, myself a NEVADA guy but I also fell in love with this place. It took me years get used to this dump but I love it. Above all, I love WRESTLING. Yes, I may not be having the luck I needed. But then again, neither does our friend Mikey Svarro. Now Svarro is one of the three obstacles we need to get rid of to climb up the ranks. I want the JUNIOR Heavyweight championship. I don't want us to be settling for the HARDCORE title all the time. I want all of us accumulate into future IMPURE CHAMPIONS, future Junior Weight Champions. There are tons of championship that needed our attention guys and hopefully re-instating of the tag team belts as well. If it ever comes to that. So I know you boys would shut Nikki and Andrews. Take it from me those guys are no slouch -- So what's your game plan ?
Matt looks at Chris, hoping Orton would speak up first and he does.
CO : You mean me, oh simple I will work on my combos, and look into the move list. Let me see, its TRIANGLE EX BACK TRIANGLE.
Matt confusingly looks back at Lebroc.
CO : What ? that's how Deathstroke combo is done. It's simple really.
LH : Death my what the Shit biscuit you on about ?
CO : Cmon man, you know Deathstroke, the guy who wield dual swords and carries whole lot of guns,ammo, knifes. He is a complete assassin with an eye patch.
MW : He's talking about that injustice game.
LH : Oh for CATSAKE. Get your head out of the game.
CO : Cmon man it's one of the best fighting game EVEEEEEEEER !!!
MW : Well he gotta point on that, it is one of the best games I have played in centuries.
Harris face palms at them and then rolls his eyes.
LH : You big STUPID IDIOT. I am talking about what you guys have in mind in the up coming tag match.
MW : If we tell you that ? It would ruin the surprise. You don't want the world to get the spoilers.
Lebroc rolling his eyes.
LH : Fine, whatever ? Just go out there and come back with hand raised. That's what I want ?
MW : We'll get that WIN. But you're the one who is required to WIN your upcoming match brother.
LH: Don't worry I got this, now let's go out and get some groceries, and Chris for GODSAKE, don't finish our MONTHLY stock in just one week. You know, because of you I been spending a whole lot of money on FOOD.
CO : Sorry brother, but the man gets HIS protein from FOOD.
LH : Whatever.
With that said all four leaves.
FADE.
