Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2014 14:39:59 GMT -6
The scene opens with a beautiful view of the Texas country side. You can see a huge red barn out in the distance and a rather athletic looking man shoveling some dirt. Huge hogs are running all around him. As the scene cuts in the man starts wiping off the sweat from his head with a bandana and throws it down in disgust.
Got damn ya’ll you have done nothing but shit and shit and shit!! I am getting tired of this shit!!
The man throws the shovel away and turns right into the camera. With a look of surprise he jumps back and throws up his fists.
What the hell man!
He then realizes who it is.
Oh you are the camera man from Missouri arent’ ya! Well the next time you need to yell my name or something instead of sneaking up on me. Thats a got damn good way to get shot! So I guess you want to know all about the newest member of Missouri State Wrestling huh?
The camera actually nods up and down.
Well then lets go in the house. And don’t step in that pig shit ok? You track that in the house and I whoop your ass. Takes forever to get that out of the carpet!
The camera man follows the gentleman up to a modest house in the distance. The front of the house is loaded down with trucks and tractors. A rather large porch sets on the outside with a homemade barbecue smoker grill combination sitting under it.
So I guess I will start by introducing myself. You see my name is Braden Brody. And as you can see I am a pig farmer. And if ya’ll at home don’t know where we are right now we are at my familys pig farm outside of Mineral Wells in the great State of Texas! But there is something else I am and that is a pro wrestler.
Braden and the cameraman reach the front door of the house. Braden turns around as the camera man stands right in front of him.
Braden Brody: You see I am a simple man. I was raised to do whats right for my family, and I was raised to be a pig farmer providing the great consumer type people the best pork they can put in between their tacos man. But you see there is something I love more than just raising and killing hogs man. I love the sport of pro wrestling, and I have been doing pro wrestling for 7 years ever since I was 17 years old son.
Braden spits out a chink of the tobacco he has been chewing.
Braden Brody: You see pig farming can be frustrating as hell. So what better way for me to let out my aggressions or what you want to call it by getting in the squared circle and beating the living shit out of whoever is standing in front of, and best part yet is I get paid for it! And I have wrestled everywhere man. Texas, Florida, Illinois, hell I even rode out to Japan and busted some fucking heads in those dojos out there brotha! So you ask why Braden? Why do you want to make your presence graced in Missouri State Wrestling?
Another wad of tobacco juice comes flying out of Bradens mouth.
Braden Brody: Well its as simple as pie man. I want to go to the place where tradition lives and the best perform every night. Because I don’t want to be just some dirty got damn pig farmer for my entire life dude. I want to go and be a success in the pro wrestling game man. I want to by my wife and kids the finer things in life, not just the smell of pig shit coming from my body every time it gets dark outside and the day is done. So this is the notice I put out to each and everyone of you sumbitches in MSW.
Braden spits out more tobacco juice then takes his finger and scrapes the wad of tobacco out of his mouth.
Braden Brody: There is going to be a new tradition in MSW son. The tradition of raden Briscoe whooping peoples asses in the ring man. Because I need to feed my family. And I want to carve my own spot besides being the son of a pig farmer. And trust me when I tell you boy, there isn’t anyone out there thats man enough to stop me. I dare anyone to try.
Braden starts walking towards the cameraman.
Braden Brody: Stay Tuned……
Braden throws his pig shit covered hand onto the camera lens and the scene fades to black with Johnny Cash’s God's Gonna Cut You Down Playing in the background.