Post by Salman Van Dam on Feb 16, 2014 20:58:53 GMT -6
You caught him drinking ? You caught him losing -- only thing You didn't catch him doing is what every men does behind close doors, get it behind close doors. Okay what the hell am I writing. This totally doesn't look good for anyone here. Sorry people didn't know the start of this promo would be somewhat explicit anyway let just roll with it shall we. So what is going on in MSW ? For starters SVD is going to be making his in-ring debut here in M State Wrestling. He is going one on one with the Anti-Christ, some say these men are alike, oh wait they aren't alike at all. Okay Camera Guy Sal is in his locker room will you now focus on him, make him look good will ya. Thanks.
Salman Van Dam," Oh Hi Camera man. What are you up to ? Let say how about we not drink? I already got threatening letters from a Muslim community already" , sarcastic reference he made to a former wrestler that quit wrestling because of the controversy he caused.Oh wait he only anticipated as the Stereotypical Middle-eastern. Oh never mind.
Salman Van Dam," So don't film me doing anything stupid. It is not so cool if I am involved in some sort of controversy-- I would have to kill the most favourable character in the world and I say character not myself douchebag. I am just another good guy making an honest living", are you shitting me Sal -- you have done some unquestionable thing back in the day and now you are talking about being just another good guy." You people don't believe that I am a good guy. Hey the bookers believe that I am a good guy. Hey honestly I am pretty shy and decent person if you meet behind the scene. I wouldn't even say much. I just do my own thing and you know what is really funny ? Once I am camera I have to be this cocky arrogant son of a bitch that you all love to hate and hey at least I am not getting the 'screw you' chant. The only chant I will be getting, 'Go Get Em SVD, Go Get Em SVD'".He does some claps sarcastically and enjoys doing it" So yeah people can enjoy me more they enjoy Antichrist guy.. What is he really anti-christ? You mean a non religious moron that doesn't believe in any GOD?".. No you idiot, Anti-Christ is the devil that will face Jesus Christ during the end of days.
Salman Van Dam," Oh too bad.. I just don't pay too much attention to any religious ideologies anymore. Don't get me wrong. I am still muslim,just don't practice much of my religious ethics any more. Yeah I just wanna screw a random chick, get drunk and puke every single drop out of my mouth and that is about it. screw Anti-Christ and on the other hand this guy Bryce Manning I am facing he's an anti-intelligent, in other words he is an idiot to even refer himself as the guy that would face one of the messiah.I am sure this dude won't be live till the day of resurrection. He would be dead before he could make it there and yeah that is true that all the dead people will rise up on that day when the final atonement arrives but hey that is than This is now.. We must worry about the now and worry about future later", just he was speaking he see a blonde woman passing by so he strafe his face away from the camera a little whilst," Damn I really wanna bang that.. Okay Listen up camera guy don't stalk me or follow me". He then looks back at the girl and shouts," OH SWEET HEART will you please wait for me. Can I buy you a drink?". Sal quickly walks away from the camera but hey let see what happen next because the world knows that Bryce will have a lot to say to this generic loveable idiot.
Salman Van Dam," Oh Hi Camera man. What are you up to ? Let say how about we not drink? I already got threatening letters from a Muslim community already" , sarcastic reference he made to a former wrestler that quit wrestling because of the controversy he caused.Oh wait he only anticipated as the Stereotypical Middle-eastern. Oh never mind.
Salman Van Dam," So don't film me doing anything stupid. It is not so cool if I am involved in some sort of controversy-- I would have to kill the most favourable character in the world and I say character not myself douchebag. I am just another good guy making an honest living", are you shitting me Sal -- you have done some unquestionable thing back in the day and now you are talking about being just another good guy." You people don't believe that I am a good guy. Hey the bookers believe that I am a good guy. Hey honestly I am pretty shy and decent person if you meet behind the scene. I wouldn't even say much. I just do my own thing and you know what is really funny ? Once I am camera I have to be this cocky arrogant son of a bitch that you all love to hate and hey at least I am not getting the 'screw you' chant. The only chant I will be getting, 'Go Get Em SVD, Go Get Em SVD'".He does some claps sarcastically and enjoys doing it" So yeah people can enjoy me more they enjoy Antichrist guy.. What is he really anti-christ? You mean a non religious moron that doesn't believe in any GOD?".. No you idiot, Anti-Christ is the devil that will face Jesus Christ during the end of days.
Salman Van Dam," Oh too bad.. I just don't pay too much attention to any religious ideologies anymore. Don't get me wrong. I am still muslim,just don't practice much of my religious ethics any more. Yeah I just wanna screw a random chick, get drunk and puke every single drop out of my mouth and that is about it. screw Anti-Christ and on the other hand this guy Bryce Manning I am facing he's an anti-intelligent, in other words he is an idiot to even refer himself as the guy that would face one of the messiah.I am sure this dude won't be live till the day of resurrection. He would be dead before he could make it there and yeah that is true that all the dead people will rise up on that day when the final atonement arrives but hey that is than This is now.. We must worry about the now and worry about future later", just he was speaking he see a blonde woman passing by so he strafe his face away from the camera a little whilst," Damn I really wanna bang that.. Okay Listen up camera guy don't stalk me or follow me". He then looks back at the girl and shouts," OH SWEET HEART will you please wait for me. Can I buy you a drink?". Sal quickly walks away from the camera but hey let see what happen next because the world knows that Bryce will have a lot to say to this generic loveable idiot.
