Post by Tommy Montana on Aug 12, 2014 21:22:24 GMT -6
The scene opens up from the hotel room of the first ever Grand Slam Champion in MSW History as Tommy Angel can be seen relaxing after a hard night's work with a nice hot bath, a cigar, and "We Are the Champions" playing in the background.
Tommy Angel: Who did you all expect, Bryce Manning?
Tommy laughs as he takes a nice long smoke from his cigar, blowing rings of smoke.
Tommy Angel: Everybody should've listened to Peyton Kaiser all the way back at the 25 Man Battle Royal when he said I was the biggest threat to win it all in MSW. Nobody thought that a man who wanted to become the Green Power Ranger would have a snowball's chance in hell of winning anything in the world professional wrestling. They all thought I would be nothing more than a laughing stock, comedy fodder but unlike any other man in MSW I can take a pounding like none other and keep on coming back for more.
Tommy chuckles as he taps the ash off his cigar in an ashtray near the edge of the bath tub.
Tommy Angel: It's all about opportunity and taking that brass ring when given the chance, to reach for the stars and claim everything in your sight. I tried being a nice guy to everyone in the back always trying to do the right thing like a Ranger should, never using my power for personal gain. But you see a month ago Bryce Manning opened my eyes after he stood up for me against a bigoted heckler in the audience. The man had everything in his grasp, he ruled MSW with an iron first and I figured if he could have such a dominant reign with only a fraction of the power I have then one has to wonder what a man with my power and ability could do. I realized Zordon was full of shit, a floating head in a glass tube preaching fair play and charity but what has that ever done for Tommy Angel?!
Tommy places the cigar in his mouth as he reclines back in the bathtub.
Tommy Angel: I'm tired of being everyone's punching bag because it puts smiles on the faces of people in the crowd and I'm tired of being everyone's punchline in the back, tonight I took my career back in my own hands! I took the best of what MSW had to offer and gave each and every one of them a Bronco Buster before hooking the leg for the three count. I beat Chris Williams, I beat Yugo Phailous and Johnny B., and I even bested Bryce Manning to become the MSW Pure Tag Team Women's Heavyweight Champion! I've become the first MSW Grand Slam Champion, the last Grand Slam Champion, the ONLY Grand Slam Champion! As long as MSW's doors are open from now on you'll see me on the marquee of every single card and every single event, I will become MSW's Iron Man and wrestle multiple times a night just to prove what a world class athlete I am! So all you inbred ingrates in the state of Missouri better come to love it because the Afternoon Delight is now the only Delight! Now get the hell out of my hotel room, I have a busy night ahead of me!
Tommy Angel: Who did you all expect, Bryce Manning?
Tommy laughs as he takes a nice long smoke from his cigar, blowing rings of smoke.
Tommy Angel: Everybody should've listened to Peyton Kaiser all the way back at the 25 Man Battle Royal when he said I was the biggest threat to win it all in MSW. Nobody thought that a man who wanted to become the Green Power Ranger would have a snowball's chance in hell of winning anything in the world professional wrestling. They all thought I would be nothing more than a laughing stock, comedy fodder but unlike any other man in MSW I can take a pounding like none other and keep on coming back for more.
Tommy chuckles as he taps the ash off his cigar in an ashtray near the edge of the bath tub.
Tommy Angel: It's all about opportunity and taking that brass ring when given the chance, to reach for the stars and claim everything in your sight. I tried being a nice guy to everyone in the back always trying to do the right thing like a Ranger should, never using my power for personal gain. But you see a month ago Bryce Manning opened my eyes after he stood up for me against a bigoted heckler in the audience. The man had everything in his grasp, he ruled MSW with an iron first and I figured if he could have such a dominant reign with only a fraction of the power I have then one has to wonder what a man with my power and ability could do. I realized Zordon was full of shit, a floating head in a glass tube preaching fair play and charity but what has that ever done for Tommy Angel?!
Tommy places the cigar in his mouth as he reclines back in the bathtub.
Tommy Angel: I'm tired of being everyone's punching bag because it puts smiles on the faces of people in the crowd and I'm tired of being everyone's punchline in the back, tonight I took my career back in my own hands! I took the best of what MSW had to offer and gave each and every one of them a Bronco Buster before hooking the leg for the three count. I beat Chris Williams, I beat Yugo Phailous and Johnny B., and I even bested Bryce Manning to become the MSW Pure Tag Team Women's Heavyweight Champion! I've become the first MSW Grand Slam Champion, the last Grand Slam Champion, the ONLY Grand Slam Champion! As long as MSW's doors are open from now on you'll see me on the marquee of every single card and every single event, I will become MSW's Iron Man and wrestle multiple times a night just to prove what a world class athlete I am! So all you inbred ingrates in the state of Missouri better come to love it because the Afternoon Delight is now the only Delight! Now get the hell out of my hotel room, I have a busy night ahead of me!