Post by Diamond on Apr 16, 2016 2:19:04 GMT -6
Crikey! It's an Aussie Invasion >>>!
Gator, (the spitting image of Aussie legend Crocodile Dundee) who was D!amond's Personal Assistant, chauffeur, bodyguard (when needed) favourite uncle, loyal confidante and renowned Cane Toad Race announcer jogged around to the passenger side of D!amond's limousine and opened the car door. Gator, a typical Aussie larrikin, tipped his Akubra hat and grinned as he held out his tanned, muscular arm so that D!amond could stabilise herself on her "cannot get any higher if you tried" Alexander McQueen stiletto heels, as she alighted from the limousine as elegantly as her tight skirt would allow.
D!amond noticed there were a number of curious glances cast her way as she started to make her way towards the huge, shiny glass doors of MSW's entrance.
Just then D!amond's BlackBerry screamed out AC/DC's legendary hit "TNT".
glint's mischievous face flashed across the screen.
Hey, hey, hey D!amond! Guess what? I'm here ... in the US of A ... the flight just landed ... how cool is that?
D!amond smiled as she said:
How's it going glint! You sure took your time ... thought your flight was due a week ago...
glint tried to suppress her giggles as she responded:
Yeah well, yanno how it is ... at the last moment I decided to take the "tourist route" and swing by Hawaii for a couple of days and catch some waves on my way over ... it was awesome! Can't wait to get back there...
D!amond who wasn't much for chit chat went straight into management mode and said:
Ok good to hear ... well your holiday is over as of this minute glint ... it's time to get to work and show Mr Cornelius III what you are made of ... Gator will swing past and pick you up from the airport in about half an hour...
Oh and bytheway ... as you know as per my Management role in the Wrestling industry, I have zero tolerance to drugs ... you will be required to go straight from the airport to the independent Drug-Screening Facility, known as the Aegis Sciences Corporation, within the next hour and undergo all the required Drug Tests ...
... if the Drugs tests results come back clean ... my Attorney will then draw up a Contract ... if you agree to the terms and conditions set out in the Contract and sign them off, I will agree to mentor and manage you at MSW...
... you must be willing to participate in this and all further spontaneous Drugs Tests as required ...
...however be warned ... if the results come back dirty, this time or any time hereafter, I will drop you like a hot potato ...
Agreed?
glint whilst she was only 19 years of age, had a maturity way beyond her years. She had focus, energy, strength and a never-give-up attitude ingrained in her after spending a lifetime successfully competing in the competitive and male-dominated world of Australian Pro-Surfing; Australian Extreme skateboarding and various forms of Martial Arts.
glint immediately responded:
Yanno I don't do drugs ... never have - never will ...
"Drugs - who needs them?" is my motto ...
So a resounding "Yes" ... we are definitely on the same page ... it's all good! Lead the way ... the reins are in your very capable hands...
D!amond listened intently. She was looking forward to mentoring and managing her fresh-faced, positive, enthusiastic new client...
... MSW's rising star in the making ...
... MSW's very first Wrestler from Australia, the Great Southern Land...
*Scene fades out*.
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