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Post by Das Admin on Apr 24, 2016 15:13:40 GMT -6
Date: Saturday, May 7th
Location: Golden Gate Arena in San Francisco, CA
Commentary: Alex Smith (play-by-play), Alex Bradford (color)
Promoter: Isaac Cornelius III
Deadline: Thursday, May 5th, 8PM PST
MATCH RP WORD LIMIT: 1500 WORDS!
**1500 Words Per Match Roleplay unless you and your opponent agree otherwise and management is informed, there is also a 12 Hour "cool down" period between RPs unless your opponent roleplays. Any additional roleplays within the 12 hour window without an opponents roleplay first may result in a disqualification or not counted. And do not forget about the 48 hour deadline! It is stated in our rules and regulations.**
(Match Order/Card Subject to Change)
Singles Match
BoNzO the Clown and The Parakeet vs The "Evil" Shades
Bonzo has been on a roll, especially in the hardcore division! And along side of him in this tag team match is The Parakeet, who is currently tied with Chris Orton for the most Hardcore championship reigns. Bonzo and Parakeet tore it up just a few weeks ago against each other but now they team up against a team that did not have a lot of luck at WAR, The Evil Shades. It was scheduled to be The Shades of Destruction vs the Evil Shades but then we saw the debut of the Wasted Shades... a pair of shades fitting in with their own spectrum and made their presence known. Will the Wasted Shades be back? How about the Shades of Destruction? Well we'll have to find out when the Evil Shades take on the Oddballs of Hardcore!
Singles Match
Jay B vs Luke Jackson
Jay B won the Brolympics against IC4 in pretty impressive fashion in that Beer Mile and with some time to rest from a nasty hangover, Jay B steps back into the ring to take on the returning Luke "The Kid" Jackson. Luke Jackson was one of the top stars of MSW in Season 1, hanging up there with the likes of retired MSW Champion Bryce Manning, and former MSW Star Peyton Kaiser. Luke returns and looks to make a name for himself back in the company that gave him his break to begin with. How will he fare against the ultimate Party Rocker? Tune in to find out!
Singles Match
Duke Andrews vs Frank Debauchee
Now this is a match that is going to put asses in seats. Debauchee just had a hell of a match with Tevolo at WAR where things didn't really quite go his way, and things didn't go Duke's way either. But one thing is for sure, Duke still hates First Class and anybody associated, and he hates the Capital Crew as well, that have just grown in numbers. Word is Debauchee just fired Lainey Rae after costing him the match against Tevolo and he's on the scout for a new assistant. Perhaps he sees Duke Andrews as a possible assistant? Doubtful, and we know Duke won't go for it but this is a great chance for either man to come back off of WAR as we head into the next chapter of MSW.
Women of Tradition Match
Glint vs Trishelle Jordan
This is Glint's MSW TV Debut as she takes on debuting Trishelle Jordan, as well. It's been a while since we've seen a Women of Tradition match but one thing is for certain, that when they get their time to shine? They shine brighter than any star. We'll see what these two new ladies have to offer as they square off in front of the largest Unstoppable audience to date!
Singles Match
Chris Williams and Badger vs Ndamukong Asomugha and Mark Storm
Chris Williams -- you want to talk about a main event? He went to hell and back with Frankie Cocheese and Tommy Montana and things definitely did not settle well with him after falling victim to an attack post-match after the loss by two new members of the Capital Crew, the 'Burb Boys- Danny and Donny Taylor. If not for the return of Robert "Badger" Garland to make that save, Chris may not even be able to stand to face this match. But Chris wanted to get back up on his feet and get another shot at the MSW title and he figured the best way to do it is to take on the biggest and the baddest so he takes on The Nigerian Nightmare but he doesn't go into this battle alone because he teams with the man that he's not sure if he can trust, Badger, to take on Asomugha and Mark Storm (who looks to get on the winner track sooner than later).
Singles Match
Nikki Venom vs Jorge Santos
We haven't seen a lot of Jorge Santos because he's been working his independent contracts all over, but Nikki Venom has and did compete at WAR. Now Venom came up just short of capturing the chance to compete against Barrel for the PURE15 championship. Tough break but Nikki now wants to get back into it after doing the damage to Silas Romero that has prevented the #1 contender from competing at this event and defeating Jorge Santos may get him back on that path of victory. But what about those creepy little girls? Will they be back?
Singles Match
LeBroc Harris vs Chris Orton
LeBroc Harris is now at 3 Hardcore championship reigns, just one behind Chris Orton who is tied with the Parakeet for the most reigns. This is not a hardcore match, but LeBroc Harris is making a return to the ring after being out of it for a little bit. How will he fare against "Bad Guy" Chris Orton? How will Chris Orton fare against one of the best technical wrestlers in the business?
MAIN EVENT
Frank Washington, Scotty Addams, Drew Stevenson vs Delsin Oswald, Wolf Parker, IC4
Talk about an explosive main event? We saw the reunited team of the Jokers Wild during and after the brutal cage match between Drew Stevenson and Wolf Parker after First Class decided to intervene. With the Jokers was also an explosive bionic elbow delivered from Danny Stevenson who sat ringside to support Drew, to Billy Vegas for not opening the door, almost effectively costing Drew the match. Well because of those events and First Class looking to get back in the driver seat, The Jokers Wild take on two members, Delsin Oswald and IC4 and the assumed associate and hired hit-man, Wolf Parker, who may be out to finish the job on Drew who effectively won over the crowd after all this time because of that Cage Match. This match has all kinds of combustible elements and anything can happen in the Golden Gate Arena!
Also on the Show: The Capital Crew will be here in full force with their newly won championships and we're not sure Tommy Montana will be in the arena after the brutal match at WAR and we can't forget IC3's big announcement! |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:05:21 GMT -6
EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB!
Smith: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another edition of UNSTOPPABLE! This is the biggest Unstoppable in MSW History as we're in front of a sold-out crowd of 7 thousand, 5 hundred people in the Golden Gate Arena! They packed this place two weeks ago at WAR and they did it again tonight and it's going to be huge! Tonight I’m also joined by a new broadcast partner for the evening, Dexter Irving Cornelius! "Excuse me for a minute, Smith, you can just call me DIC."Smith: Well… DIC is joining me tonight because my usual colleague Bradford is not at the arena tonight and is seeking Harassment and Unsafe Working Environment charges against our new MSW Champion Frankie Cocheese with Eugene Vara-- DIC: That’s MISTER Varano to you, Smith! And the man is a genius and don’t you dare forget it! I know, you miss your boyfriend, Smith, but don’t you worry, we’re gonna have lots of fun tonight! Smith: I- look- forward to it. First order of business is that earlier this week, our referees went on strike due to the overwhelming increase in demand for the work load with the Hardcore championship being added to the fold. So tonight we've got some temporary replacements for the night and hopefully this strike ends soon and we get to see Mike Maddix and Derek Lay back in the ring officiating very soon. And moving forward with business, on top of all the craziness, we’ve been receiving some very cryptic messages from a man that calls himself the Toy Maker. Not sure if he’s going to show up tonight but only time will tell. What has me really excited DIC, is that we’ve got a Women of Tradition match back on the show! It’s been about three months since we’ve had one, when Marie Porter challenged Artemis Kaiser for the MSW Women’s Championship. We’ve seen the news bulletins and four new Women of Tradition have joined us! DIC: Oh baby have they! Now I tell you what, Smith, these ladies are drop dead SEXY! The tattoo’s on chick one? How about the glasses on chick two?! Oh and that sexy brunette chick three… Smith: Well, DIC, the ladies have names. Two of them have a long history with each other in Lexi Pryce- - per MSW.com she was an inspiring talent back in 2010, an shattered tibia sidelined her after a motorbike accident which brought drastic changes to her look and style. After a few years away from the industry with her having a stint in the Lingerie Football League, she's looking to get back into the sport and choosing MSW to make her comeback. And her long time associate Alison Crowne- a technical marvel; Her work down south- from her home-state of Florida to Texas has been regarded as very impressive. We’ve also come to terms with one very impressive talent from Georiga- Sister Catherine! She's made waves in Georgia, enough that's caught MSW's attention to bring her on board. And last but not least, Anne “Flying” Grayson who’s got quite the reputation to live up to, being the daughter of wrestling legend and MSW Talent Relations- Justin “Giant” Rowe! Anne has been working on the independents, traveling the world to do this on her own and make her own path. And in two weeks at Unstoppable 23 we get to see the in-ring debut of all four of these ladies! DIC: That's cool.. but who cares about their names or where they're coming from?! Smith: Our fans do, DIC. DIC: Who cares about them? Why bother to give these hotties names when you can just stare at their asses all day?
Smith: Well I’d be careful how you talk about them, DIC, because I’m pretty sure any one of them could kick your ass any time they wanted. And if you approach Giant’s daughter that way you may find yourself out of a job. DIC: My uncle is the boss Smith, I can say, I can do whatever the hell I want! DIC leans back in the chair and props his feet up on the table with his arms up and behind his head.
Smith: Can you at least pretend that you’re interested in giving a damn about your job? DIC: Maybe later. Smith: Jesus, I think I’d rather have Bradford back and he’s a pain in my ass. Well on top of the Women of Tradition we’ve got the long awaited return of Luke “The Kid” Jackson! He makes his return to take on the Brolympics Gold Medalist, Jay B! DIC: Let me interrupt you right there Smitty.. Smith: It’s Alex Smith… DIC: Sure, whatever Alley, anyway, how can you go skippin over the highlight of the NIGHT! My main man Mister FRANK - DEBAUCHEE! Oh yeah! You WISH you could grow a mustache that masculine. Smith: Sure, let’s just go with that. Anyway, WAR also saw the return of Robert “Badger” Garland when he made the save for Chris Williams in what could have been a very bad ending after his amazing triple threat with Cocheese and Tommy Montana, all thanks to the Capital Crew. And let it be known that after that match, Tommy Montana is NOT here tonight. DIC: Thomas is at home resting. He’s the face of MSW and he needs to recover! And I’m saying this right now, Smitty, BADGER - CAN’T be trusted! He’s more turncoat than Frank Washington. You know that’s what their fight was about- who can turncoat better.
Smith: Turncoat has not been something associated with Frank Washington for years. He’s a family man now, DIC, he’s put all of that behind him and that’s why he put the issues with Drew behind him as well and that’s why we’ve got the Jokers Wild back together to take on your buddies in First Class in tonight’s main event! But we’ll get back to that in just a second. Badger made that save for Williams; And now Williams has to team up with him not knowing if Badger will strike him from behind or actually be there to help him as his partner? DIC: Who cares. He’s a wild animal and should be put down with a bullet between the eyes. Mercy kill. No, you know who needs a mercy kill?! DIC jumped up and sat up in his seat, planting his hands on the announcer's table. DIC: Nikki fuckin’ Venom. What happened to those chicks?! At least I didn’t have to see his face or hear his voice even if it didn’t make any sense. BUUUUT if I gotta make a call, I think he’s gonna murauder Jorge Santos tonight. NO WAY JORGE! Smith: Well every single week we seem to be getting better and better and the show gets hotter! This past week on social media @real_MSW we’ve also been seeing Silas Romero and Barrel going at it in a battle of words, relationships seemed kindled with Scotty Addams and Frankie Cocheese with odd antics and who can forget that as we mentioned moments ago, The Jokers Wild trio- Frank Washington, Scotty Addams and Drew Stevenson take on IC4, Wolf Parker and Delsin Oswald! DIC: I’m honestly surprised Drew and Wolf are even able to stand after that nasty cage match but just because Drew is back in the arena doesn’t mean he’s getting away from First Class and Uncle Isaac anytime soon. BOOOOOM! And that’s how ya do it, Smitty! Smith: Well without further adieu, WELCOME - TO MISSOURI STATE WRESTLING! |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:13:42 GMT -6
"CA- CA- CA- CA- CAPITAL CREWW.. IS IN EFFECT"
Following the distorted voice that banged over the PA System, "Shook Ones PT. 1" by Mobb Deep blared through the arena causing fans to jump to their feet in anticipation. It didn't take long for the track to play before moving through the curtain was The Capital Crew.. in full effect. First through the curtain we see Theo Vega who had his arms extended out to the side- his black and white tiger print shirt [which was unbuttoned] was a great indication of the man. His hair was slicked back as the glorious beard of his would make even Grizzly Adams green with envy.
Smith: .. and this didn't take long. The Capital Crew who grew by three members at WAR have quickly become a force to be reckoned with. Theo Vega, possibly one of the more underrated individuals in Pro Wrestling made his return in stunning fashion but if you think about it, due to their long-time friendship, we shouldn't be surprised. Vega and Barrel go back- way back, and the brotherhood seems to be as strong as ever.
DIC: They can bask in the glory now but I know that my Uncle Isaac Cornelius the Third is planning their downfall as we speak.
Smith: I would suggest you watch what you say about these men, just look toward Alex Bradford for the consequences.
Following behind Theo was Danny and Donny Taylor, The 'Burb Boys who made quite the impact by jumping Chris Williams at WAR and costing him the match. The energetic duo jumped around and garnered some nice heat from the fans-
Smith: There's then these two, The 'Burb Boys who lit the independent scene in the South on.. fire. Whether it was Mexico or the southern most states in the U.S, these two are very talented but quite the egomaniacs. I don't know how they blend in with guys like Vega.. like Barrel.. even the MSW Champion, Frankie Cocheese due to their polar opposite like upbringing!
DIC: It doesn't matter Smith, they're not going to be around for long. Like I said, bask in the glory Capital Crew- we'll see how long it lasts. You don't cross the boss, especially when the boss is the patriarch of the most influential family in the WORLD.
Smith: Ohh-Kayyy..
DIC: What?! You think I'm exaggerating here?! We'll see what happens once the plan is executed!
The towering PURE 15 Champion, Barrel moved through the curtain next rocking a black bandana tied backwards on his head. With a "Capital Crew" shirt on over his upper torso, the sides were cut out as he stepped forward-
DIC: Oh look, the gigantic THIEF who broke EVERY rule in the PURE 15 Title Match! How didn't he get disqualified for using closed fists against Teej?!
Smith: You think any referee in their right mind would want to disqualify Barrel!? In a title match no less?!
DIC: It's their job, Smith! This is why they're not being paid what they feel they're worth- they're terrible at their jobs!
Finally moving through the curtain we see the NEW Missouri State Wrestling Heavyweight Champion- with a black bandana tied around both the top of his head and around the lower portion of his face [below his nose] was Frankie Cocheese. Cocheese rocked a new, MSW exclusive Cocheese shirt with the "C" of Cocheese stuck in the center of cross-hairs done in white lettering.
Smith: And the ring leader!
DIC: You mean the felon?!
Smith: You could call him that.
DIC: Kidnapping?! CHECK! Assault and Battery?! CHECK! What hasn't Cocheese done? What law hasn't he broken to extract his will over MSW? My poor cousin Izzy STILL wakes up in cold sweats from having Cocheese and Barrel abduct her!
Smith: I can't even argue with you- but you can't say that your uncle and Montana didn't put themselves into that position.
DIC: INSANITY! What did either Uncle Isaac or Tommy do to warrant that?!
Smith: Your uncle did make Drew Stevenson's life an absolute living hell- you know what they say about karma..
DIC: Karma is a concept weak minded people buy into to think they'll eventually get what's owed to them, silly liberals.
Frankie and Barrel hoisted their titles into the air at the top of the aisle as Theo pointed at both men whilst they did so. The Burb Boyz of course found time to pose in front of the other three men, playing up to the crowd as The Capital Crew begun to head forward to the ring. The fans were mixed for the most part in terms of a reaction- some loved- some hated, and it was fair. It wasn't until Frankie and Barrel inserted themselves into MSW that First Class had any sort of challenge.. the tide shifted massively and now- The Capital Crew ran the show. The Burb Boys hopped onto the ring apron and hopped over the top-rope and stuck the landing- Theo scaled the stairs and stepped into the ring through the middle and top rope- once more holding his arms out to his side in a cool manner- the man just oozed charisma. Barrel pulled himself onto the apron and pushed the top rope down before stepping over it- all as Frankie was the last to get into the ring, all as he was surrounded by his crew in the center of the ring.
Smith: What you see right now is quite possibly the most powerful assembly of talent in the industry.
DIC: So long as First Class is a thing, The Capital Crew is second best!
Smith: The fact that they control two of the three active championships at the moment says otherwise.
DIC: I refuse to give credit to these men, they're dirty thieves.
Smith: Your moral compass is definitely interesting.
As the theme cut off over the arena- Theo motioned for a mic and was handed on as a chant was heard..
Theo: Keep it going..
"CREW! CREW! CREW!"
Theo: Ta Loco 'crew,' I'm just inquiring here but- you here to see those First Class putas.. or us?!
The mixed reaction had faded, it seemed overwhelmingly positive now as the ring shook from the chant. Theo and Barrel exchanged words as Theo moved the mic back towards his lips and nodded.
Theo: You know I missed this- it's domination isn't it? We single handedly ripped the power from that chihuahua IC3 and now OWN MSW!"IC3 SUCKS! IC3 SUCKS! IC3 SUCKS!" Theo: You're right, he does suck- he and the rest of his boy-band. Everyone witnessed for themselves that IC3 and his boys- who I'm calling Coach due to them being in the back of the plan catching flights on stand-by don't handle a candle to The Capital Crew.. and if you forgot, let us remind you why..On cue, Frankie and Barrel hoisted their championships into the air as the crowd popped for that. Theo let off a chuckle as he shrugged-Theo: Possession is nine tenths of the law and as you can see in front of you.. Missouri State Wrestling belongs to us."CREW! CREW! CREW!" Smith: This.. is.. incredible. The MSW fans are wholeheartedly behind The Capital Crew here, this is how much they despise First Class!DIC: And this is exactly why Uncle Isaac is heartbroken. We're in California, not Missouri! This is Cornelius Country but they're feeding into this Capital Crew propaganda being spit out by that llama Theo Vega!Almost as if Theo heard DIC- Theo did a 180 and pressed his chest against the ropes as he leaned forward while staring at the younger Cornelius from within the ring- Smith cracked a smile as Theo lifted his aviator shades from his eyes-Theo: You- You soaking wet one hundred and six pound pinata-"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Smith held back a laigh as DIC's face went red with anger-Theo: You go and tell your big headed Uncle that it don't matter how hard he tries to oppose us, we're not just going to take the controls of of MSW. we're going to crash this son of a bitch into the ground and rebuild it in our image!"
"THEO! THEO! THEO!"
DIC was speechless, Theo fired off a wink in his direction as he popped himself off of the ropes and into the center of the ring-
Theo: You people- you need to understand that we're not doing this.. for you. We're doing this for us- we're doing this for capital, for the dinero- cheers.. boos.. chants.. jeers, so long as we're cashin' checks and breakin' necks at the end of the day, that's all we're doing this for. We've got enough friends in this business- now it's about the money and you better believe we're gonna milk this cash cow until those udders are empty.DIC: How.. Selfish..Handing the microphone off to the older of The Burb Boyz- Danny Taylor, he threw his left [free] arm over his brother's shoulder and nodded-Danny Taylor: So like.. I heard that.. there's no tag titles in MSW."BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Danny Taylor: You'd figure that they'd try to cash in on us being here but seeing how WAR ended, the Cornelius family don't seem too bright."OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" DIC: Keep it up.. keep it up.Danny Taylor: See, unlike The Kaiser Family, we don't run from competition- we like- own'em. I heard that they purposely terminated their contracts with MSW because they heard we were coming- weak.Donny Taylor: So weak.
Danny Taylor: Wasn't one of them supposed to be the best ever? Artemis Kaiser?
Donny Taylor: Well of course it's easy being the 'best' when you're a shark swimming with guppies. Not like it's hard or something.Danny Taylor: Well spoken brother. But continuing.. we won't stop with the overrated as hell Kaiser Failure of a Dynasty- We went on Twitter and we called out those who was supposed to be worthy, we didn't get a reply. We called out The WHO Revolution, Scotty Addams and Zarek Lyle.. no response-Donny Taylor: Of course.Danny Taylor: So then we approached DA SOUTHERN HEARTTHROB..Putting on his best stereotypical Southern accent, the boys in the ring got a chuckle out of it.Danny Taylor: .. and his brother Javen- all we got is like- a half-assed, fearful response asking "who" we were. So let me tell you who we are Hillbilly Boy, we're 2nd TO NONE. We're Danny and Donny Taylor, we RAN through Mexico- we RAN through Florida, we RAN through Texas- Arkansas, Alabama, North Carolina.. now? We're going to RUN through Missouri. One way or another, with or without the OFFICIAL MSW Tag Team Titles- by the time we're done here, everyone will know who the single best tag team in HISTORY is.. right Donny?!Donny Taylor: Like there's any doubt.The brothers exchanged laughs as they held the mic out towards the PURE 15 Champion; Barrel- all as the big man took the mic and threw the PURE 15 Championship over his right shoulder as he cocked his head back.Barrel: I've heard a lot of talk since WAR, how I broke rules.. How I did this.. how I did that, but let's get one thing clear- you can hate all you want but it won't change the fact that I walked into WAR and not only slapped TJ Bryce and Duke Andrews around the ring- but I ripped the PURE 15 Championship from TJ's grasp and made it Capital god-damned Crew property!"BIG BADASS! BIG BADASS! BIG BADASS!" Throwing up a "C" hand motion, Theo and Barrel exchanged the gesture as Frankie slapped his big buddy on the back as The Burb Boys pointed at him and shouted something which was inaudible from the crowd as he continued.
Barrel: It don't matter how I won the championship, what does matter though is how I dominated and started the evening off for The Crew with a bang, the first of many shots First Class took to the abdomen. We've got it on life support, breathing tubes and all- now we just need to hold a pillow over it's face to end the suffering.Smith: And the shots continue to roll in..DIC: He's barking up the wrong tree, Smith. Delsin Oswald would own Barrel!Barrel: But I've been thinking-Theo leaned into the mic-Theo: Uh.. Oh..The crowd enjoyed a laugh at that as Barrel nodded-Barrel: Yeah.. Contrary to what that bum arm having punkass bitch Silas Romero thinks- I definitely am able to formulate thoughts-
Smith: And there's the shot at the number one contender for Barrel's PURE 15 Championship.Barrel: .. I'm not gonna play by the rules. We don't play by any rules, we BREAK'EM. So right now- right here, I'm going to do what only we can do.. Danny- throw me the paint!
Danny- the elder of the Burb Boyz reached into his hoodie's front pouch and tossed a can of spray-paint with a black plastic cover on top of it to Barrel. Shaking it, the sound of the marble bouncing through the aluminum was heard as Barrel handed the PURE 15 Championship to Theo as Vega held it in front of him. Uncapping the can, Barrel smirked-Smith: Now what the hell is this!?DIC: Don't tell me they're going to deface Cornelius property!Smith: .. what the!?Barrel: Because we do things OUR way, part of that is reinventing the wheel.. so from here on now- this isn't known as the goody two-shoes PURE 15 Championship anymore. No.. No, that's a thing of the past. Rope breaks? No closed fists to the face? No over the top rope or facing disqualification? NO, NO AND NO! Not anymore, because as of today- May 7th, 2016- this is now.. considered..Moving the spray-can in front of the title, Barrel did a bit of redecorating as when he finished, he capped the bottle and stepped to the side-Smith: He.. HE JUST PAINTED ON THE PURE 15 TITLE!DIC: THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL!The camera panned into the title- and now, added in front of the "PURE" portion, was "IM" painted on, making it read "IMPURE 15."Barrel: So long as the title is in my possession- it will be now known as the IMpure 15 Championship- and from the looks of things to be COMPLETELY honest, it won't be leaving my side anytime soon. So whoever is waiting in the wings- whoever may think they can take this title from my shoulder- I hope you're ready to FIGHT me for it 'cause this ain't your daddy's championship no more. This is MY rules, and if you think you can compete- ask Silas Romero- ask Duke Andrews- ask TJ Bryce how the bottom of my boot tastes.Handing the title back to Barrel, Theo slapped it before the mic was handed down the line towards the MSW Champion- all as Frankie Cocheese spun the mic on his hand before pulling the bandana down and away from his mouth as he held the MSW Championship in front of him- admiring it before tossing it over his shoulder and lifting the mic up to his mouth. Before he could speak though- the fans were so loud that it may have drowned Frankie out totally-"COCHEESE! COCHEESE! COCHEESE!" Frankie: Yeah?"FRANKIE COCHESSE!" clap, clap- clap, clap, clap
"FRANKIE COCHEESE!" clap, clap- clap, clap, clap "FRANKIE COCHEESE!" clap, clap- clap, clap, clap
Frankie: For real, for real?
"YOU'RE THE DON! YOU'RE THE DON! YOU'RE THE DON!" Frankie: That sounds nice and all.. but on the real.. from the bottom of my heart..The fans waited for the moment to pop- to blast the ROOF off of the arena..Frankie: FUCK YA'LL!"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 Frankie: BOO?! BOO what?! Boo me!? Boo me because I speak the truth?! Yeah, you all wanna cheer me- you wanna cheer us because we took out First Class but truth be told, where the hell was all this support when we was down in Mexico? I couldn't get ONE "like" on Facebook when I was hustling down south, I couldn't get one retweet when we was wrecking havoc in Mexico, but now- we're all supposed to forget about that?DIC: And this is OUR champion?! The man that represents Missouri State Wrestling as a whole?!Smith: .. yes.Frankie: You can boo me all you want, you can crumple up those Pixie Cups that this broke-ass arena serves Pepsi and Mountain Dew in, launch it at me because it makes no difference, we never needed your support then and we sure as hell don't need your support now. I don't care if it's the company man Tommy Montana- the underachieving Chris Williams- who I beat by the way- or if it's ANYONE- there's no heroes for you people. Missouri State Wrestling isn't going to be saved because we won't allow it, you need to sit back- shut up and watch as The Capital Crew stacks cash."ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!" Frankie: I'm an asshole 'cause I'm being honest? You want me to stand here and lie to you- you want me to tell you that it's going to be okay? You expect me to waste my time preaching like I'm a reverend that you'll be spared from the rapture- if you do, you better wake your ass up and realize that the best thing to remember when it comes to Frankie Cocheese is that love or hate me.. I'm genuine and you can always rely on me to tell it how it is. So when I say that MSW ain't go no heroes that's gonna swoop down from the heavens to save it.. that's the gospel-Before Frankie could finish- a track for sore ears hit.. Chris Williams' wish was granted..."Sound of Madness" by Shinedown RIPPED through the arena- every MSW fan in attendance or at home knew who EXACTLY that theme belonged to as Capital Crew's attention shifted to the aisle as the fans jumped to their feet.Smith: OH MY GOD.. OH MY GOD, IT LOOKS LIKE MSW'S HERO IS INDEED HERE! THE FIRST EVER MSW CHAMPION.. BRYCE.. MANNING!DIC: I told you a plan was in order! I told you Uncle Isaac had something coming and surely enough.. he pulled out the big gun!Smith: THIS IS AMAZING! THE OVERWHELMING SUPPORT FROM THE FANS ON THE MSW OFFICIAL PODCAST MUST OF HAD THIS EFFECT ON BRYCE!The theme continued to hit.. but there was nothing- no one emerged from the curtain. After about ten seconds or so, Frankie and the rest of The Crew broke into a HUGE round of laughter- all as Frankie swiped his hand across his throat and threw his head back.Frankie: He ain't coming back! I told you MSW ain't got no heroes, you expect Bryce Manning to leave the luxury of his couch to step into The Lion's Den? Why? Why waste his time? Just like with us, none of you appreciated him when he was here, he ain't gonna be the one that saves the day- understand this.. we will crush whoever stands in our way. You know what the most important part of gang warfare is? Making sure your boys have your back and I know that whether it's Barrel- whether it's Theo, whether it's Danny or Donny, they'd take a bullet for me and that right there sets us apart from everyone else. You doubt that? Think about this one.. Where was TJ Bryce.. Delsin Oswald.. IC4.. The Skylarks.. where was IC3 when his champion got laid out at WAR? I didn't see one First Class member try to save their boy Tommy.. even Williams got support from Badger, what does that say about First Class?DIC: He's stirring the pot, but that's fine. There's nothing wrong with First Class, they're all on the same page!Smith: He does have a point..Frankie: If that's our greatest opposition, MSW don't stand a chance.. This is our turf now, I dare ANYONE to try and take it from us.Holding the microphone in front of him- Frankie nonchalantly let the mic drop as he worded "boom" once it hit the mat. The Capital Crew's theme kicked back in over the PA as the camera zoomed in on the five men in the ring- the fans seen them for what they really were and weren't too happy with that. There was nothing they could do about it- as the MSW Heavyweight and the now IMpure 15 Championship belonged to.. The Capital Crew. |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:15:15 GMT -6
Tag Team Match
BoNzO the Clown and The Parakeet vs The "Evil" Shades
"Run of Show" hits the speakers. The arena lights start flashing in red and purple, as Red and Purple Shade skip their way to the entrance ramp. Both Shades have wide smiles on their faces. Red Shade raises his hand in the air with his index finger extended, while Purple Shade puts his thumb up and thrusts his arm in front of him. The two of them skip their way down the ramp and slide into the ring, both Shades getting onto different turnbuckles to do their signature taunts. Out of the air, Blue Shade descends down to the ring, his cape spread Gavin Grey: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring first, accompanied by the Blue Shade weighing in at a combined weight of... Gavin Grey trails off, unable to read the rest of the index card. Gavin Grey: … They are the Shades! Smith: The Shades, Purple and Red had a very rough outing, in fact all the Shades did as Gold and Brown interupted their face off and managed to take out all them. One has to wonder how they plan to right the ship after such a dagger to the the heart. Meanwhile The Superfriends; BoNzO and Parakeet, once enemies are now on the same side and they look to win their first match together. DIC: Listen Smitty; I'm not like that loser Bradford. I don't care if the Shades are the long lost members of the Blue Man Group, they may be able to “ooooh” and “aaaaaaah” all these silly people but if you ask me... Smith: And nobody did. DIC: If you ask me, and I don't see why you wouldn't, I say these men should be committed to a mental institution. Throw the Parakeet in there while you're at it. It's not healthy for a grown man to parade around in a bird suit thinking he can fly. At least BoNzO is trying to entertain people without some kind of mental illness but he probably goes home to a whale of a wife that hates him. Larry Lestrange: LADIES & GENTLEMEN... BOYS & GIRLS... CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! ON BEHALF OF FUN TIMES, INCORPORATED I, RINGMASTER LARRY LESTRANGE OFFER TO YOU! THE SOLE SURVIVING MEMBER OF THE WORLD RENOWNED CLOWN CLAN, FROM CLOWNSVILLE... BoNzO... THE CLOWN AND HIS FINE FEATHERED FRIEND... THE PARAKEET! With a drumroll going off in the background a horn to the tune of TA DA goes off as BoNzO comes out in a clown car! As the car squeaks down the ramp it pulls a giant bird cage on wheels as The Parakeet squawks for the crowd. The car makes a lap around the ring, speeding up as Blue just very barely gets out of the way. BoNzO gets out of the comically cramped car as he pulls out a giant keyring with a giant key on it, using it to unlock the cage as The Parakeet. The bell rings as soon as they enter the ring, Jimmy Balther a referee fresh out of high school ringing the bell, making this the first match he's ever officiated. DING DING Smith: How old is this kid?! 16?! DIC: Age isn't a factor if you've got the heart for the job. Smith: What the hell does that even mean? OF COURSE age matters when you're an official! I doubt this kid is even old enough to drink a beer! How can we expect him to be able to control not one.. not two.. not three, but four men- one of which is a clown, another is a bird- and the other two aren't even from this dimension! DIC: Now you're just being stupid, of course Jimmy Butler is capable! Smith: It's BALTHER. DIC: Congratulations for him! The match is absolute chaos from the get go as all four competitors go after one another. As punches and kicks... and beaks are exchanged Balther just seems to be overwhelmed by this whole situation, especially after BoNzO gives Red a wedgie and Purple is pecked in the eye. The commotion only seems to increase from here as the camera cuts to the top of the entrance of the audience seating area as Lebroc Harris could be seen quickly walking down the stairs. Matt Ward is in fast pursuit several seconds behind with Bob E. Bautch in toe behind him wearing a painted on referee's uniform. Behind them is the drunken Hobo who is snatching fan's beers and guzzling them down as he chases after them. Smith: Looks like we're on the verge of absolute insanity- as if it wasn't bad enough yet! DIC: I don't understand how these men haven't been committed to a mental asylum, where's the guys in the white shirts and white van!? You've got two space aliens, a bird, a clown and joining the party is a dude who looks like he drinks too much protein shakes with a PAINTED on referee shirt- a drunk bum who I can smell from here.. LeBroc Harris who swears he's the most secure guy on the roster and Matt Ward who's one concussion away from Troy Aikman. Smith: Sounds like a party! This outta be interesting! There isn't another promotion out there that can tout having such a diverse roster, and of course.. such a thriving Hardcore environment. But it doesn't define us, it just shows how vast we are DIC: I think Matt Ward is literally foaming at the mouth.. Smitty, he's FOAMING.. AT.. THE.. MOUTH. Lebroc hopes to use the action in the ring as a distraction as he quickly slides into the ring during such a big melee but unfortunately he gets caught by an errant fireball by Red after he managed to fix his wedgie dilemma. Everyone in the ring suddenly stops as they turn their attention towards Lebroc who is covering his face on the mat before everyone makes a mad dash for the champion. Matt Ward slides into the ring next and exchanges a few punches with The Parakeet and Red. The Hobo grabs a beer bottle from ringside as he stumbles over the barricade and he smacks Matt Ward in the back of the head. Chris Alans jogs hastily out form the back and he too goes to enter the fray despite being horribly out of shape and out of breath by the time he gets there managing to actually hit the Brick Wall Special Stringer Splash to a distracted Parakeet. Alans could see Harris only a few feet away but he slumps against the ropes holding his chest trying to catch his breath. Purple throws sand in the Hobo's face but most of it gets in his beard. Bob E. Bautch starts yelling at Balther telling him to get out of his ring before he twists him into a pretzel in the shape of a duck. DIC: .. How do we even describe this!? Smith: Utter pandemonium, that's how! DIC: Last time I saw so many rejects in the same place at the same time was at a Seahawks home game! Smith: While that may be indeed true, the bigger question is which one of these men will leave as the MSW Hardcore Champion!? What was originally a tag team contest between BoNzO The Clown and The Parakeet versus The Shades spiralled out of control and has turned into a glorified brawl! A brawl for all! Amazingly Lebroc manages to roll out of the ring unnoticed amid the massive brawl and he starts to walk up the ramp appearing to be in the clear. Just when the Hardcore Champion appeared to pull an ultimate Houdini however BoNzO popped out from the other side of the car, he too managed to slip out amid the chaos! Lebroc is stunned and shocked as BoNzO honks his horn in his face, the knockout gas dropping him instantly. BoNzO quickly goes for the cover. Bob E. Bautch notices this and he goes to exit the ring but his feet get tangled in the ropes and he crashes hard to the ground. The pain causes him to slap his hand in pain on the floor 3 times and is acknowledged as a pin fall as the bell rings.. Gavin Grey: Here is your winner and the NEW Hardcore Champion, BoNzO! Everyone in the ring immediately stops and turns towards BoNzO. BoNzO gets an amazing head start running towards the back as everyone currently in the ring begin to fight with one another again to ensure that they would be the first to give pursuit, causing MSW to cut to commercial break. |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:16:34 GMT -6
Singles Match
Luke Jackson vs Jay B
Gavin Grey: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at Two Hundred and Twenty Pounds, From Las Vegas, Nevada... JAAAAAAAAAAAAY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Party Rock Anthem hits and Jay B enters the arena when the music starts, jumping and dancing as he stands at the entrance admiring the fans. He then makes his way down to the ring slapping hands with the fans. He rolls into the ring and goes to the center of the ring and dances to party rock anthem and then fist pumps and pyro comes out of all four ring posts. Gavin Grey: And now making his way to the ring, weighing in at One Hundred and Sixty Five pounds, from Oakland, California, LUUUUKKKKEEE "THE KIDDDDD" JAAAACKSSOOOOOON! The bell rings and the two tie up, Jay B uses his size advantage over Luke Jackson to twist his arm with an arm lock and he holds it in tight. Luke Jackson is working on trying to get free but Jay B is holding it tight. Jay B holds it until Luke Jackson rolls through to his back with Jay B holding his arm still and Luke Jackson kip-ups to his feet and arm drags Jay B over. Jay B is taken by surprise as he used the ropes to get up and looks at Luke Jackson who wiggles his arm a bit to get some feeling then urges Jay B to come at him. Jay B nods his head with a smile and rushes at Luke. Looking for a lariat but Luke Jackson ducks it and hits the ropes. He rushes back at JayB and Jay B leap frogs over Luke. Luke hits the ropes again really picking up speed and Jay B looks ready for him and catches Luke with a big back body drop except Luke pulls off a hell of a high risk move. Luke goes up and over Jay B’s head but instead of landing on his back, Luke lands on the top rope on his feet and keeps his balance in an amazing display of balance. It takes him a moment to get his balance and when Jay B turns around he’s shocked and Luke Jackson moonsaults off and onto Jay B and hooks the legs but only two! And the crowd is going nuts!
THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap*THIS IS AWESOME! *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap* Smith: I’ll tell you what, DIC, I had my reservations about how this match was going to go tonight with the return of Luke Jackson and having him keep the pace of the match running faster than what we’ve seen of Jay B used to thus far, but he’s not pulling any punches and is keeping up with Luke Jackson every single step of the way! DIC: If I had to made a choice right now, I’d have to go with Jay B… now hear me out. Smith: Really, DIC, it’s ok--- DIC: Hey! I said hear me out, unless you want to end up on the street like Drew Stevenson. Now, like I was saying-- I’d have to pick Jay B because he’d be like the greatest wingman, ever! The guy brings in all kinds of hot chicks! I mean look at the hotties sitting over there sitting front row! WOWZA! I could be going home with all kinds of tail and if Jay B wins this, I can say I was rooting for him the whole time and then maybe we can go grab a few drinks.. One thing leads to another! Smith: Come on, DIC, this is a family show! DIC: How can you say it’s a family show when you’ve got guys like Silas Romero saying ‘fuck’ every other word? Maybe that’s why you suck at your job so bad, you’re delusional! Smith: Come on! Think what you want to think, but we’ve got kids that come and see our shows and you should learn to keep that in mind when you’re out here at the broadcast table! But either way it goes would you listen to this capacity crowd! They know great wrestling when they see it and we’re seeing it right here with these two! The match continued for a little bit with Luke Jackson keeping the pace of the match up at an all time high and just like Smith had made mention of, Jay B was keeping up with him despite being the bigger man. Luke Jackson trying to take the lead throwing some punches and kicks until Jay B catches a kick and pulls Luke in with a big exploder suplex. Jackson bounces off of the mat and rolls outside the ring. Jay B keeps his eye on him and runs into the opposite ropes and he comes charging to the ramp side of the ring where Luke Jackson is and Jay B plants his hands on the ropes using his momentum to flip over with a flipping dive and lands across Jackson getting the crowd hyped. Smith: Jay B back on the offensive here and my god what a dive to the outside! Jay B just FLIPPED over the top rope and crashed onto Luke Jackson outside the ring! Here in the the land of the Golden Gate in front of the biggest crowd for Unstoppable ever they’re going all out! DIC: GO JAY B! MAKE THOSE LADIES GET READY FOR SOME DIC! The match finds its way back into the ring and Jay B has control and there's been a few near falls. Luke Jackson sits in the corner and Jay B starts to fist pump and getting the crowd behind him. Jay B rushes at Luke looking for the Dice Roll (Broski Boot) but he misses! Of course, he missed thanks to the Hobo. Yep, you got it right, the Hobo from the Hardcore title was the referee for this match. The Dice Roll missed because Jay B had to slow down so he didn’t hit the ref. Hobo moved and Jay B got his foot up but Luke rolled out of the way just in time; just in time to roll Jay B up but he doesn’t hold the pin. Jay B rolls through it and is on his knees, and at the same time time Luke Jackson rolls on his side and throws his foot up clocked Jay B right in the side of the head and knocking him over. The kick from nowhere would stun any man and Luke saw that Jay B was holding his head and not really moving so he quickly rushed to the top rope. The crowd is cheering loudly and Luke stands on the top turnbuckle and leaps off spinning in the air with a huge 450 Splash that lands flush on Jay B, connecting the Oakland Splash and with a cover. Of course, the hobo had the crowd laughing when he sat there picking his nose instead. Smith: I.. I can’t believe this, I didn't even realize it until right now that the damn hobo that doesn’t even know how to count is our referee!
DIC: That’s racist, Smith. Hobos are people too. They just fell on hard times! He’s just doing a job for a sandwich! GOOO HOBO! Luke has the cover and yells at the hobo getting his attention. Luke tells the Hobo if he counts the pin he will buy the Hobo lunch. No, he wasn’t bribing him, just trying to get him to do his job. This gets the hobo excited and he learns how to count and counts for three. DIC: I can't believe that! Luke Jackson is a criminal! He just exploited the hard times this poor man is experiencing to get a win! Returns just to cheat! How pitiful! Smith: I'd say Luke just did a service for the hobo and got him to actually do his job. We've seen that he has trouble counting and how he even got to be the referee is beyond me. DIC: That was me, actually. I FIGURED I'D BE A NICE GUY AND LUKE JACKSON HAD TO GO BE A CROOK! BOO THAT MAN! Winner: Luke Jackson |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:18:35 GMT -6
The crowd was hot, coming right off the heels of an amazing match between Jay B and Luke Jackson the crowd is on fire and we head to the announcers table. Smith: Folks, that was a great match, even if we’ve had some issues with the officials for our show tonight, the talent isn’t letting that get in their way of having top notch matches. But now it’s the time we’ve been waiting for with the huge announcement! However, IC3 and company are busy with the official situation, but we’ve got word that for the first time in over a year, we’re going to see Justin “Giant” Rowe, a member of our talent relations team who’s here to make the announcement! DIC: I’m curious about this announcement, too! Not even my uncle told me what’s up! Just then, “Pain Redefined” by Disturbed hits the speakers with an eruption from the crowd and emerging is the man known to the people for the better part of his career as Giant. He makes his way down to the ring full of smiles. A red carpet covers the ring mat and a podium stands in the middle of the ring, covered by some kind of a cloth as to not identify what it is. The crowd is eating it up with their loud chants. GI-ANT! GI-ANT! GI-ANT! GI-ANT! Giant motions to the crowd to quiet down as he laughs before raising the mic. Giant: LAAAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GEEEENTTLMEEEEEN OF EM ES DOUBLE-YOU! ARE YOU HAVING A GREAT NIGHT?! YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Giant: I saaaiiiid… ARE YOU HAVING A GREAT NIGHT! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! EM ES DUB! Giant: THAT is what we like to hear! If there’s one thing that Missouri State Wrestling is able to bring, it’s a unique presentation that you’re not going to see ANYWHERE ELSE! If you head down to the East Coast, do you think you’re going to see talent like our MSW Champion Frankie Cocheese? Or how about the IMPURE Champion Barrel and the rest of the Capital Crew?! EH-EH! Or if you head to the north, think you’ll see talent like Chris Williams and Robert Garland? EH-EH! Do you think if you head to the South, you’re going to see talent like Frank Washington, Scotty Addams, Drew Stevenson and Wolf Parker?! EH-EH! But if on this day you managed to bring yourself to the West Coast you’ve just made HISTORY being part of the biggest Unstoppable EVER! And because this is the biggest Unstoppable ever we decided to turn the action up a notch! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH Giant: You fans are why even though we’re from the Mid-West, we’re able to go out of our way, out of our home and come all the way out here to San Francisco AND SELL THE ARENA OUT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! The crowd was loving every bit of this. Giant played to the fans in his veteran instinct. Giant: So y’all are ready for the announcement, right? YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Giant: I SAID ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Giant: Ladies and gentlemen, about two weeks ago a rumor broke online about the possibility of a new championship, a Junior Heavyweight Chamionship. A championship that would showcase a lighter, more fast paced, high impact division, unique to anything else out there. And then we saw the massive influx of female talent for the possibility of reigniting the division that was the staple of this company in season one. Women like Anne “Flying” Grayson… YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Giant: Or Sister Catherine… YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Giant: How about Alison Crowne?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Giant: Or. let’s hear it for Lexi Pryce! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Giant: And of course nobody can forget about a lady that quite possibly kicked this movement off, making her in-ring debut tonight but has been seen going after the Hardcore Championship with the best of them… GLINT! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Giant: So right now we’ve got intergender competition which is new to MSW but we haven’t had the strong female talent for the division. So what happens? Well that’s why we’re here! Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce the next thing that’s going to carry MSW into a new generation, a new chapter, a new STATEMENT in MSW History. Here's the kicker.. tonight it's not just one announcement. It's TWO announcements! The first is regarding the Women's championship. As we all know our current champion, even though the title is not currently active, Artemis Kaiser, was sent back to Canada; but in two weeks time we're going to schedule a Women's championship match! Now you're all probably wondering how that can happen with an expired work Visa but it doesn't matter because a real champion will always find a way! Missouri State Wrestling made Artemis Kaiser, and either Artemis Kaiser comes back to defend the championship or we crown a BRAND - NEW - WOMEN'S - CHAMPION! Artemis Kaiser will take on Glint, and should Artemis not show up? Glint will become an automatic number one contender to become the champion of the new era! Smith: Holy crap, DIC! Unstoppable 23 is going to have the Women's title on the line! Either Artemis comes back or she officially vacates the title and we get a new champion! This is going to be insane! DIC: BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTIES EVERYWHERE! Giant: And now, for the second announcement. Allow me to introduce to you to what is under this cloth… Giant grabs hold of the cloth covering what stands on the podium and he pulls it off and the camera zooms in on the new silver championship. Giant: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the brand new Junior Heavyweight Championship! What you just saw with Jay B and Luke Jackson is just an example! Two Hundred and Twenty Pounds and less and it’s going to be some of the fastest, hardest hitting action that you’ve ever seen in a wrestling program! MSW is more than just another wrestling company, MSW IS WRESTLING! This championship opens more opportunities, more chances for talent to get noticed, to take the bull by the horns and MAKE opportunity for yourself! Enjoy the rest of the night folks, and keep the energy high! Smith: What an announcement! A brand new Junior Heavyweight Division is going to light things up a whole lot here in MSW and continue to show everybody just why we're the most innovative company out there today! DIC: Not gonna lie... I'm really looking forward to seeing some of these ladies flying through the air! Smith: This is more than about just the women, DIC, it's about opening a whole new division with all new opportunities! DIC: Yeah.. that too. Smith: Well the excitement continues folks, because it looks like there's some Hardcore Championship action going on backstage! Let's go check it out! |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:19:44 GMT -6
BoNzO, with the Hardcore Championship tightly held against his chest seems to have finally lost the hostile mob chasing after him. He peaks around the corner cautiously, looking both ways before he decides to start walking down the hallway. After he gets halfway down however he hears a door open and shut behind him, the Aussie Glint noticing the Hardcore Champion within a few feet of her. BoNzO gets ready to run but he slips and stumbles trying to keep his balance off a Subway sandwich wrapper that the Hobo almost assuredly had to of tossed a while back. Glint takes advantage of this as she rolls BoNzO up for a pin, Diamond coming out of the locker room wearing a referee uniform.
1! 2! KICKOUT! BoNzO just barely manages to kick out! Glint sits up and quickly gets back to her feet as she tries to pull BoNzO back up. BoNzO however wasn't going to be caught this time as he places his handbuzzer to her arm, sending an electric shock throughout her body! Glint falls back several feet form the voltage as BoNzO sprints away as Larry Lestrange could be heard shouting.
Larry Lestrange: BoNzO! OVER HERE! BoNzO had a look of relief on his face as Larry was waiting for him in the clown car. BoNzO piles in as the squeaky car drives off, Glint seeing her opportunity to become Hardcore Champion once again slip out of her grasp. |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:22:51 GMT -6
A video package begins to play.
A single note from a church organ is heard, followed by the view of a dilapidated barn. The camera looks as if it's on the ground, pointing upwards to catch the top of the barn and the morning sky, which has clouds moving in fast forward and the morning sky soon becomes night. A crimson filter is then applied and a female voice is heard.
"The World is full of Sin..."
A picture of IC3 shaking hands with Tommy Montana is shown, with Tommy having the MSW Heavyweight title over his shoulder.
"Greed..."
A picture is then shown of Frankie Cocheese smiling with a helpless, terrified Izzy Cornelius tied to a chair.
"Wrath..."
Matt Ward is shown now, sitting down and listening to the MSW podcast with the Hardcore Title over his shoulder.
"Sloth..."
A short video then plays of Artemis Kaiser holding up the MSW Women's title.
"Pride..."
A picture of Chris Williams now fades in.
"Envy..."
Soon followed by video footage of the Brolympics from WAR. It shows Jay B and IC4 drinking the Beer Boot.
"Gluttony..."
And then it cuts to footage of them both trying to woo the ladies.
"And Lust... But I am here to change all of that..."
It switches back to the barn with a crimson colored sky.
"My mission? To grant Sinners their Salvation..."
An image of Jesus now with his hands out, welcoming his worshipers.
"I am here to grant them their Salvation in the eyes of the LORD!"
An "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" sound effect is heard. The screen then turns to black for a moment. Blood runs down now, covering the whole screen.
"Or sate myself on their blood, just as the great Longinus would."
The blood fades back to darkness. Sister Catherine's face emerges from the darkness. "I will make them Submit to God!" Though her voice is heard once more, her lips do not move. "My name is Sister Catherine."
She opens her mouth wide, fangs bared. "And I am coming to MSW."
The screen now freezes on her face. Her name appears at the bottom of the screen. A chorus is soon heard singing amazing grace and a message is displayed next to her name, followed by the MSW logo.
"Aaaamaaaaazing Graaaaace! How sweeeet the soooound That saaaved a wreeeetch liiiike meeeeeee!"
Sister Catherine debuts Unstoppable #23
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:23:58 GMT -6
Singles Match
Frank Debauchee w/ Olga vs Duke AndrewsThe sounds of women moaning broadcast across the public address system. Shortly following you're rattled by.
"Step inside, walk this way. You and me babe, Hey! Hey!"
Def Leppard "pour some sugar" blares at an obnoxiously high level, strength testing the speakers volume. The locals stand in attendance, the voices carrying a low undertone boo. From behind the curtain steps Frank Debauchee in all his glory. A robe decorates his statuesque figure. It's gaudy in decor, rivaling anything scene before. His lips puckered up, the mustache shining in all its glory. Behind him walking while standing tall is his insurance policy, Olga, a very muscular and tall woman who looks like she could definitely hold her own against just about anybody.
Gavin Grey: "Hailing from the land of Smexy and being accompanied by Olga The Barbarian, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds... FRAAAAAANNNKKK DEEEEBAAAUUUCCHHEEEE!"
Frank's arms spread wide, ingesting all the negative feedback these ungrateful ingrates bestow upon him. Spinning a full three sixty he basks in the ambience. Walking down towards the ring he'll momentarily stop to bad mouth a local.
Olga The Barbarian takes center stage and walks up the steel steps and alongside the apron. Frank still pandering to the front row section. Olga sits on the middle rope keeping a straight face and hoists the top up with her shoulder. Frank licks his finger tips and uses the saliva to comb the mustache before strutting that sweet stuff up on the apron.
Entering the ring through the window provided by Olga; Frank spins full circle his arms raised above his head. Olga enters behind him as she positions herself so Frank's back is directly in front of her. Her hands clasp the shoulders of the robe, slowly peeling it back revealing the goods.
Gavin Grey: And now making his way to the ring, from Grand Rapids, Michigan, weighting in at two hundred and twenty three pounds, DUUUUUUKKE ANNNDRREEWWWSS!
The single guitar riff of "Trenches" by Pop Evil hits the sound system as the lights dim. A quick flash of white and bright green lights flicker before settling in front of the curtain. At the 13 second mark, Duke Andrews steps from behind the curtain, standing at the center of the stage. Wearing a black sleeveless t-shirt with "Epitome of Perfection" written in a script font across the chest. His right hand in the air.
Duke Andrews looks more than ready to go after Debauchee when Debauchee and Olga enter the ring but Debauchee quickly gets behind Olga and holds his right hand that happens to be wrapped up. Debauchee: GET HIM BACK, REF! GET HIM BACK! I’M NOT CLEARED! I’M NOT CLEARED DAMNIT! Smith: Oh come on! You can’t possibly let this go! Debauchee: Hey ref! I hereby put Olga in my place to compete in my absence!The referee for this match was just a young kid, Mitch Connor, about 17 years old who looked really confused. But he shrugged; “I’ll allow it!” Duke rolls his eyes and he can’t believe it. Debauchee rolls out of the ring with fans booing heavy at him. Debauchee yells back at the fans “I’VE GOT A REALLY BAD HANG NAIL!”Smith: Did he really just say that he’s got a… hang nail and that’s why he can’t wrestle tonight?! DIC: Hey Smitty, those hangnails can be dangerous. They can get infected and cause all kinds of pain and damage and I’m sure he doesn’t want it anywhere near Aids Andrews! This young buck of a referee that we've scored tonight knows how to do this job! Smith: You’re sound more and more like Bradford as the night goes on. DIC: Bradford is a great man, Smitty! Well the bell rings and Duke is trying to give Olga a chance to exit the ring peacefully trying to not hit a woman but Olga has no reservation and she shoulder blocks Duke Andrews hard to the mat. He quickly rolls over and gets to his feet laughing a little bit trying to talk Olga down until he throws a sneaky punch or two in there and whips Olga to the ropes but Olga comes back with a vicious Lariat that turns Duke Andrews inside out. Smith: If you could just see the size of Olga here in person, she’s just as big as most of the men on the roster! Duke Andrews has a bit of a size advantage still but it’s looking like Olga has a strong power game that Duke Andrews was not expecting!
DIC: Olga may not have a nice booty but damn is she strong! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman handle Duke Andrews this way! GO MOTHER RUSSA! Olga stalks Duke who’s slowly getting up, not sure what quite hit him. Olga clubbed him in the back a few times before she picks him up to his feet and then way up into the air over her head and then slams Duke down with a big Gorilla Press Slam and stalks Duke Andrew, looking to end it. Smith: This is just brutal! Duke Andrews has no idea where he is or what’s going on but still has something in him that’s getting him to his feet! DIC: Mother Russia is looking to end it right here! I don’t know what has has planned but damn this is gonna be good! MOTHER RUSSIA! *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap* MOTHER RUSSIA! *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap* Duke is to his feet and has a new wind to starts to fire back before he’s kneed in the gut and Olga lifts Duke up and drops him hard with a huge powerbomb! Duke is laid out and Olga covers Duke for the pin. One… Two… Three! Winner: Olga Smith: Olga The Barbarian just beat Duke Andrews! I can't believe it! DIC: I think Frank Debauchee is very impressed with Olga's performance so far, she not only managed to capture the MSW Hardcore Championship but she picked up a victory in a match on really short notice. Smith: She's very impressive in the ring, Debauchee's "insurance policy" as he put it looks to be paying off thus far! With Frank and Olga leaving ringside, Frank of course made fun of fans on the way up the aisle as Olga walked behind him- the camera cut back to ringside where Duke Andrews was holding his head in pain as he was on a knee, looking up toward the aisle still in shock after Olga's victory over him. Smith: That's two straight losses for Duke Andrews, he seems to be in a tailspin now. I hope he can get it together before it gets out of control.. it's very difficult to break a losing streak. You lose motivation and the will- I don't wish that on D- WHAT?! HEY! DUKE BEHIND YOU! As Smith exclaimed, the crowd popped as jumping the barricade we see The Burb Boys who was masters at moving through the sea of fans by now. Hitting the ring, Danny and Donny overwhelmed the winded Duke and backed him into the the corner as they let off rights and lefts by the double. As Duke tried to cover up, the brothers continued to fire away until Danny- the older of the two- yanked Duke out of the corner and hit him with a chop to the throat which dropped Duke to a knee again. Smith: WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THESE HOODLUMS AND JUMPING PEOPLE?! DIC: I told you Smitty, these guys are pros at jumping people from behind! The brothers pointed down at Duke and called their shot- getting into positioning and pumping their feet on the mat to build it up- Duke slowly stood.. Smith: Oh we've seen this before.. we've seen them hit Chris Williams with it at WAR! Once Duke had stood- Danny Taylor threw a HUGE jumping roundhouse kick as Donny threw that Mortal Kombat styled sweep of the leg which hit at different angles and folded Duke Andrews- causing him to hit the mat at a weird angle! As The Burb Boys jumped to their feet, they pointed down at Duke and laughed- all as they held their arms high in the air in the process- Smith: .. Duke.. Got.. Wrecked.. Donny, the younger of the two shoved his brother and as Danny turned to look at him- Donny held up his index finger all as he called for it to happen again- Donny Taylor wanted to hit Duke Andrews with another "Get Rekt" which could be the finishing blow for Duke Andrews! As the crowd boo'd the brothers, Danny and Donny reached down to grabbed each of Duke's arms and right as they were about to pull him off the mat- Smith: OH MY GOD! I DON'T THINK THIS IS A CAPITAL CREW STUNT THIS TIME! YOU KNOW WHO THIS BELONGS TO?!
Surely enough, like bats out of hell- Christian Michaels and Javen dart through the curtain- all as Danny and Donny Taylor.. their hearts dropped into their stomach as they didn't expect The Brothers Michaels to answer the challenge. The crowd went absolutely ballistic as CM hit the ring, slid beneath the bottom rope and pushed himself up- as Danny launched himself at CM- The Southern Heartthrob ducked beneath it and was in PRIME position to follow it up..
Smith: HE'S ABOUT TO GET WHAPP-
NO!
Donny managed to grab hold of his brother's leg from beneath the ropes and yanked Danny out of the ring, saving him from that lethal superkick. The crowd let off a HUGE round of boo's as The Burb Boys backed up the aisle- jawing to CM and Javen as CM ripped off his shirt out of frustration to the delight of the female fans in the crowd. CM reached out and grabbed a mic- worked up- he pointed toward the brothers as Javen tended to the fallen Duke Andrews-
CM: Yawl are cowards, ya know that?!
"CEE EM! CEE EM! CEE EM!"
CM: I wasn't joking when I replied to yawl on Twitter, we really don't know who the hell you are!
"CEE EM! CEE EM! CEE EM!"
CM: But ya know what? If ya think we're gonna sit back and watch as you dismantle someone who I see as a brother in Duke Andrews, you're in for a surprise because I can confirm that both Javen and I have definitely signed with Missouri State Wrestling- and our first targets!?
Duke stumbled backwards into the turnbuckle as Javen stepped up and stood aside of his brother- CM pointed at The Burb Boys-
CM: YOU TWO!
"KICK THEIR ASS! KICK THEIR ASS! KICK THEIR ASS!"
CM: I've never been one to let the fans down, so yeah- we are going to kick yawl tails and at the next Unstoppable.. it's gonna be us versus you with no-where for you two to run! So I hope yawl get it out of your systems now because the next time we see you, we're gonna put you two nobodies down!
CM dropped the mic as Javen and he nodded at one another-
Smith: WHAT A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT BY CHRISTIAN MICHAELS THERE! AT THE NEXT UNSTOPPABLE WE'RE GOING TO SEE CHRISTIAN MICHAELS AND JAVEN TAKE ON THE BURB BOYS!
DIC: I hope CM and Javen serve those two a nice attitude adjustment.
CM and Javen backed up and moved toward their friend Duke Andrews who looked to be hurt from that shot from The Burb Boys- as Duke stumbled forward, his legs looked to be on a different wavelength from the rest of his body as CM and Javen leaned forward to allow him to use them as a crutch to keep himself standing. The camera cut to The Burb Boys on the aisle for a second, smiling as if they won the lottery- as the camera cut back to the ring to show CM and Javen, but CM especially who looked like he was ready to rip The Burb Boys limb from limb.. |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:25:42 GMT -6
As the camera cuts backstage three bathrooms can be seen, one with a male silhouette, the second with a female in a dress and the third one... shows a clown with poofy hair and a red clown nose. The sounds of toilets flushing could be heard as BoNzO walks out of the clown's restroom whistling an upbeat tune. Just as he walks past the male restroom he feels his head slam right into the door, the assailant being none other than Matt Ward who forces him into the bathroom. Ward slams his face repeatedly into the mirror before opening a stall and pressing BoNzO's head right into the toilet, flushing it repeatedly.
Matt Ward: Who's the elephant now you pinhead? BoNzO struggles to breathe as Ward finally pulls his head out of the toilet. Ward rips the hot air hand drier off the wall and he drives it right into BoNzo's skull before flinging it haphazardly aside. An intern, probably no older than 20 looks absolutely horrified, a streak running down his pants as he lost his aim at the urinal due to the hardcore match happening right in the middle of doing his business. Matt Ward: Hey you, yeah you pencil-necked pinhead, count the pin. Intern: I'm... I'm not a referee! Matt Ward: SHUT UP PINHEAD! YOUR JOB IS REPLACEMENT REFEREE NOW. DO IT! The intern, scared shitless hastily zips up his pants and buttons them up as he feels grossed out getting on his knees to count. Ward covers BoNzO
1................... 2........................3New Hardcore Champion: Matt Ward Matt Ward: Beat it pinhead, this is my moment! DIC: Now that's 24/7! Woooooo I'm so glad I get to use the executive bathroom. Smith: Nepotism. DIC: Security; and cleanliness. Smith: Well if you want to talk about a workhouse title you got one. Anything can happen with Hardcore 24/7! |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:26:56 GMT -6
Women of Tradition Match
Glint w/ Diamond vs Trishelle Jordan
Gavin Grey: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia... Trishelle Jordan!
DIC: Man look at this one Smith! She's just full of southern hospitality if you know what I mean. Smith: That's inappropriate, DIC. DIC: Oh come on Viagra Man, she's beautiful! Smith: I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually miss Bradford. What are your qualifications anyway because I have seen none all night. DIC: I'm a Cornelius, bruh. My Uncle owns this company and he could put you on toilet duty if you don't cool your jets. Smith: I'd rather walk. Well regardless one of us has to do our job here. Glint made quite a few waves against Bullshark 6 two weeks ago in front of the live audience while Trishelle Jordan is looking to make a name for herself. Rumors are swirling that the MSW Women's Championship may be reactivated should interest in the division continue to pick up and should this come to pass a win here could go quite a ways to determining a potential contender or contenders. "Euphoria" by Loreen blasts out of the sound system with the fans giving a loud ovation for the surfer skater chick glint. glint makes her way down to the ring on her skateboard high-fiving the fans as she flies by faster than greased lightning. 6ft tall, sun-bronzed, bright blue-eyed glint with her thick tangle of long sun-bleached blonde hair, who always has a mischievous grin planted on her lips plays to the fans getting this little Aussie babe a loud pop. Gavin Grey: And her opponent, from Bells Beach, Victoria, Australia, Glint! DING DING Glint has no problem taking it to Trishelle Jordan early on as she used her superior height and reach to her advantage. Jordan attempts to reverse a running crossbody attempt by Glnt into a Spinout Side Walk Slam but manages to get reversed into a DDT instead. Glint quickly transitions as she grabs ahold of her opponent's head and flips over her, back to bad as she uses her impressive height and flexibility to lock in a rather unorthodox head lock manuever, contorting her foe's back as it arched backwards. Smith: The size advantage the Aussie has is incredible! She towers over most women! DIC: Them legs bruh, nice and loooooooooooooong. Smith: Would you pay attention to the match in the ring?! Get your mind out of the gutter, give these women some respect! They're not objects of affection, they're trained and talented individuals! DIC: Don't blow a gasket, geez. Smith: Show some respect then! DIC: OK.. OK Smitty, I'll show some respect. Glint's hair is pretty, I bet she smells like strawberries. Happy? Smith: Unbelievable. Jordan scrambles towards the ropes as the replacement referee, Jim Bogers of the Micro Wrestling Alliance based in Santa Clara tries to make sure the hold doesn't suddenly drop into being an illegal choke. It was a little hard for Bogers since he was used to reffing matches for wrestlers under 4 foot 7 but he managed to keep his cool surprisingly. Jordan reaches the ropes finally as she holds on with both hands for dear life. Bogers calls for the clean break but shouts “she broke she broke!” which causes a bit of a confusion for the fans and Glint alike. After what should have been a 2 count of 5 Glint releases the hold just to try and decipher what Bogers was saying. Bogers points to and kicks the rope as Glint shakes her head. Smith: C'MON BOGERS! This is ridiculous, these replacement officials are awful! DIC: Who do you blame for that? The regular staff think they're worth more than they are and put us in this situation. Maybe you need to vent your frustrations to them. Smith: I know that these refs are essentially scabs, but at least be semi-competent at your job! It's all fun and games until someone is cost the match because of an officiating error. Like that for example, why did Glint have to break the hold?! It was 2 of 5! She had 2 and half seconds before technically breaking any rules! DIC: You take your job way too seriously. You've got front row seats at two hot chicks rolling around all sweaty and you're worried about.. rope breaks? About replacement officials? Just enjoy the view, I know I am. Smith: You're damn right I take my job seriously, it's these ladies livelihood! Jordan crawls over to the turnbuckle and remains seated as she tries to catch her breath and collect her thoughts, misjudging her sense of time as Glint quickly takes advantage with the Nose Grind (Running face-wash to a seated opponent in the corner ) to Jordan. The fans cheer as Glint takes a quick lap inside the ring with her arms out wide, moving up and down to get the crowd on their feet, soaking in all the energy as Jordan groggily gets back up to her feet, blindly holding her beautiful face in utter shock. As she screams about her face she turns around only to get hit with the Surfs Up (360 Spinning jumping kick AKA Trouble in Paradise). Smith: GLINT JUST HIT THE SURF'S UP.. RIGHT.. ON THE MONEY! DIC: .. terrible. Trishelle's beautiful face, I can't believe that Amazonian had the audacity to target Jordan like that! I think I may need to have a chat with my uncle about protecting beauties like Trishelle.. but there's no denying after that shot, The Country Gal went from a solid 9 to a 8.1, maybe even lower depending on how her nose looks. Smith: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT LOOKS IN THIS INDUSTRY YOU FOOL! DIC: Of course it is! Who the hell wants to watch Bertha Bigbelly and Ugly Heather throw shots at each other?! Part of keeping the audience tuned in is making sure the ladies have it in all the departments! Smith: You're shallow, how long are you going to be out here anyway?! I can't believe I'm going to say this but I actually miss Bradford! DIC: You'll come to love me. Glint quickly goes for the pin hooking the leg as the crowd counts along. 1, 2, 3! Winner: Glint |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:28:27 GMT -6
Opening up backstage in front of a generic MSW backdrop, we find the camera centered in on the shot of backstage interviewer- Barbara Braman. Holding the microphone in front of her face, she welcomes the camera with a warm smile and a nod as she begun to speak up-
Barbara: Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you.. a very.. very big signing for the Women of Tradition here in Missouri State Wrestling..
The camera pulled back showing a dark haired woman standing to her left-
Barbara: Alison Crowne. Alison, first off let me be one of the first to welcome you to Missouri State Wrestling, I've watched your stuff and I can say that you're one of the best ring technicians I've seen in a long time. You seem so comfortable in the ring.. like it's a second home for you.
Alison: You can say that, I pride myself on being technically sound in the ring as I'm a firm believer of the old-school, methodical approach to break your opponent down with a targeted limb and go from there.
Barbara: It's an aged concept, one that not too many follow these days.
Alison: When I heard of this "Women of Tradition" division, I thought to myself that it was too good to be true. In this industry as I've learned, you've got those who I share a gender with that think they're able to compete with men two hundred pounds heavier than they are. And you know what? If you think you can, power to you, but I'm realistic. While I know that I can give men a run for their money, my focus isn't on punching above my weight-class, rather.. dominating and competing where I'm comfortable, and that's with those like me.
Barbara: Indeed, and that's very reassuring to hear. Many times we see women who are interested solely in competing with men, and as you said- if that's what you're into, great, but you Alison, you're realistic.
Alison: I'm a realist, not an optimist. I know reality from fantasy, and now that I've officially signed with MSW, I can show the world that.
There was an air of confidence about Alison- not so much about her being cocky, rather she was extremely confident in her ability as a professional wrestler. As she said, while there was nothing wrong with a woman crossing over to face men, the fact of the matter is a hundred twenty pound woman versus a two hundred and sixty five pound man could end in disaster. Not only because of the weight difference, but because of the strength factor that separated the two. As Barbara nodded at Alison's words- she spoke again.
Barbara: I know that your goal is to make an impact here in MSW, but for the fans out there that are unfamiliar with who you are- tell them about yo-
Before Barbara could finish, a hand was seen reaching out and slapping the microphone away. The camera quickly panned out to show ANOTHER female standing across from Alison, she had on a black denim jacket, a black shirt cut to her mid-drift and a pair of black denim jeans. Her hair was shoulder length as she stared across at Alison-
Barbara: Excuse me, I'm conducting an interview here!
The woman broke her stare off from Alison and now locked those cold blue eyes onto Barbara.. all as a devious smirk crossed her face.
"Of course you are, of course with The Crown- pun intended- Jewel of it all, right!?"
The woman's voice was a little hoarse, all as she scoffed.
"It's good to see you Alison, you look.. phenomenal."
The sarcasm dripping off that last word was apparent, all as it was obvious these two ladies had history. Barbara picked the vibe up as well and knew there was something between the two- she wasn't going to let this scoop get away from her as she stood her ground as she moved the mic to Alison who looked taken back by the appearance of the woman.
Alison: Lexi.. I.. It's good to see you walking again, how's the leg?
Barbara moved the mic towards the woman- her name was Lexi Pryce.. and yes, she and Alison Crowne indeed had history.
Lexi: Doing great, not that you'd know anything about it. But I can't fault you for that, right Ali? I mean your super successful career boomed when I went down, you gained fame- your name blew up, all as I was left in a hospital bed wondering if I'd ever walk again.. let alone wrestle. But that's not important, what is.. is that Alison Crowne once again is going to show everyone else up and become the center of attention!
Smirking at the comment, Alison shook her head- but before she could speak- Lexi nodded.
Lexi: I am walking again, and I did just sign my contract with MSW. I hope you've got it in you to share the spotlight darling because this time.. I'm not going to take a backseat to the Alison Crowne show. I'll be seeing you around.
Winking at Alison, Lexi didn't give her a chance to reply as she walked off of view- the camera cut back to Alison and Barbara- Alison was extremely irritated with how the entire interview was hijacked from her by Lexi Pryce- and a shot of her face with that expression painted on it said everything that needed to be said. The history between the two ran deep- too deep to cover in one sitting but from the looks of things, it'd spill over onto MSW broadcasting sooner than later- and with the tension between the two at such a high.. sooner was the better guess.
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:30:14 GMT -6
Coming back from the small sponsor based break, we find ourselves backstage where a shot opens of Silas Romero who was still nursing that injured elbow on behalf of Nikki Venom and the match at WAR. His arm wasn't in a sling, rather he had it pressed against his chest as a backstage worker was seen talking to him about it. A thunderous crash sounded not too far from where they were located as the staff member quickly high-tailed it out of there. Before we knew it, we saw Barrel and The Burb Boys- The Burb Boys stepped up and in front of Barrel as Silas cocked his head back.
Barrel: I got this, you guys go take part in the celebration with Frankie.
Things between Barrel and Silas got intense over Twitter when Barrel was accused of making a 'distasteful tweet' towards Silas, one that Barrel said was not so. Nonetheless, as Danny and Donny Taylor smirked and laughed in Silas' direction, they indeed left the area as the IMpure 15 Champion as we've come to find out is the title's new name and the number one contender stood a few feet from one another- none wanting to break the deadlock.
Barrel: You said you wanted to see me at Unstoppable...
Adjusting the title, Barrel stepped towards Silas- not too close but close enough to where Silas could get a clear view of the title.
Barrel: What's up?
Romero didn't blink- he kept the stare going all as Barrel nodded lightly and scratched the edge of his nose with his thumb.
Barrel: You were making challenges on social media, tough guy. Trigger fingers seem to turn to Twitter fingers when you're staring at a monster in the flesh.
Silas: Are you done yet?
Shaking his head, Barrel shrugged.
Barrel: Not by a long shot, I can keep going but if there's something you'd like to add to the conversation feel free. I told you, you had a future in Stand Up comedy- there's nothing like a live show to take the edge off of things.
Silas: You know, we tore the house down the last time we was in the ring. You earned some respect from me, I'd like to think it's mutual but with the way you're acting, which is pretty much a gigantic douchebag, you're quickly losing steam.
Barrel: I don't exist to impress, I'm here to whoop ass. I thought you'd had figured that out by now.
Silas: I want you to know that at the next Unstoppable, we're going to go toe to toe for that title and I'm glad you decided to implement your own rules, it'll just make knocking your big ass out even better. You try to stack the deck against people, you throw around your size like it means something but we both know that it doesn't matter. All it takes.. is one of these..
Silas lifted his arm and tapped at his elbow-
Silas: And it's lights.. fucking.. out.
Barrel: Is that so? I don't remember it going that way the last time we stood across from one another.. you'd think I was the one that was dropped on their head and unable to make the 10 Count!
Silas: Yeah, dwell on that. At Unstoppable- I'm gonna be cleared to compete and your luck runs out. Let's just hope you aren't too much of a pussy to rely on your friends to save you when you're on the verge of eating an elbow.
Barrel: I didn't need them the last time, did I?
Silas: Let's hope it stays that way.
Barrel: Don't worry about them, just keep your eyes on the prize-
Barrel purposely adjusted the IMpure 15 Championship as Silas' eyes narrowed towards it.
Barrel: .. 'cause the first opening you give me it's going to be YOU that gets his lights turned off.
Silas: We'll see about that.
Barrel: I hope your little boo-boo is healed by Unstoppable, I'm itching to put an end to the talk that you're going to be the one to dethrone me. There isn't going to be a reboot of David versus Goliath.. no slingshots or special effects. I'm going to break you down and take you out- 'nuff said.
Silas: I'm looking forward to it. A lot of talk, let's see how you fare when you've gotta go one on one and you don't have the numbers advantage. Man up, Barrel- I want to see if you're half the man you claim to be. You talk a good game, prove it in the ring.
Barrel: Consider it done. I'll see you on the 21st.
No more words were spoken between the two, rather just another intense stare as the scene faded out to black.
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:31:32 GMT -6
We’re now in the parking lot and Matt Ward is carrying the Hardcore Championship, attempting to escape the arena with the title but there’s a distant hum in the background. It’s a familiar hum-- that of Chris Orton’s go-kart. Ward pauses and looks around frantically not sure where it’s coming from. Then >BAM< from nowhere the GO-Kart runs into Matt Ward’s legs taking him down. The camera zooms in to see this demented look on Orton’s face and he quickly jumps on top of Ward for a cover and Bob E. Bautch with his referee shirt on comes running in and counts the pin. BAUTCH: ONE, SEVEN, THIRTEEN, FIVE, THREE! HIKE! NO.. I MEAN.... NEW HARD WORD CHAMPIONSHIP, BAD GUY! WHOA! Winner and new Hardcore Champion: Chris Orton What was Bautch whaoing about? He slipped. He slipped on another one of Bonzo’s banana peels and he tripped on top of Chris Orton knocking him down and landing on top of him. Bautch realizes what it is and so with his ref shirt on he counts the pin. BAUTCH: SEVENTEEN, TWENTY TWO, SIXTEEN, THREE! NEW MISSISSIPPI CHAMPIONSHIP GUY MAN.. UH… ME! He holds up the belt and flexes.
Winner and new Hardcore Champion: Bob E. Bautch |
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Post by Das Admin on May 7, 2016 13:32:49 GMT -6
Tag Team Match
Chris Williams & Robert "Badger" Garland vs Ndomukong Asomugha & Mark Storm
Gavin Grey: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a tag team match! Making his way to the ring first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at Two hundred and thirty five pounds, CHRIIIIIIIISSSS WILLLIIIIAAMMMMMMSSSSS! As “Over and Under" by Egypt Central blasts from the sound system, Chris Williams sprints out from backstage and heads straight to the ring. The crowd responds with a roar of approval for Williams, who high fives as many as he can while heading down the ramp. He slides headfirst into the ring and keeps sprinting to the corner. Williams quickly climbs up the turnbuckle and throws his hand high into the air, pointing to the sky. As the music and crowd dies down, Williams climbs down from the turnbuckle and throws a few phantom punches to stay loose then turns his attention to Storm and Asomugha. Gavin Grey: And now making his way to the ring, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at two hundred and nineteen pounds ROOOBBBEERRRRT "BADGER" GAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLAAAAANNNNNNND! "Minion's Maze" begins to play over the PA system, the crowd starting to give a mixed reaction. After a short while, Robert Garland steps out of the back, looking out at the crowd with an unhinged look on his face. After glancing over the audience, Garland gives in a bit with a half-hearted pose before turning his attention to the ring. Garland heads down the ramp, the camera catching the back of Garland's jacket where the word "BADGER" is outlined in gold. Once he hits the ring, Garland walks up the steps and onto the apron before removing his jacket and tossing it down to the floor. Garland looks out at the fans one final time before raising his arms in an "X" shape over his head and giving a twisted smile. Now in ring, Garland heads to his corner of the ring by Chris Williams where he crouches down and waits for the match to begin. The bell sounds, Nigerian Nightmare looks to start things off on the other side while Williams and Badger are trying to figure out who’s going to start. It looks like Williams is so Badger heads to the apron. Williams is keeping a close eye on Badger but when he turns around, he’s leveled to the mat with a body attack by the very large man. He grabs Williams by the throat and lifts him to his feet just to toss Williams over and land him hard on his back. Now Williams is no small man, weighing at 235lbs but the Nigerian Nightmare was tossing him like a rag doll. As he approached Williams he was stopped in his tracks when Chris popped up with huge dropkick to the big mans head but he barely moved. So Williams hits the ropes but unfortunately he was near Mark Storm who threw a knee up into the small of Chris’ back and the Nigerian Nightmare looks to be setting Chris up for some kind of a powerslam but that is until the crowd erupts with Badger sneaking into the ring and with a chop block to the knee the big man is taken down hard to his back. Smith: Well here comes Badger making that save for Chris Williams! I tell you what, DIC, the more I see this guy, The Nigerian Nightmare, the more impressed I am with him. He’s got a size second to none and is able to take somebody, a veteran, like Chris Williams and just toss him. You don’t see things like that every day and if not for Badger’s save right there, Chris may have been in a whole lot of trouble! DIC: I don’t trust this guy, Badger. He’s a loose cannon that doesn’t play by the rules! He’s been on a mission to hurt people over that damn hardcore title! Smith: Well our roster knows full well what they’ve signed up for when they go after that Hardcore championship, DIC. Anything and everything goes. It just took a little bit of time before some real serious competitors got involved for it to get bloody, but that’s hardcore for you! DIC: I liked it better when the Bullsharks were running after it. Bullshark 6 is a classy lady. Jay B better treat her right!
Smith: So you don’t believe she’s an actual shark?
DIC: Smitty, why the hell would I believe she’s an actual shark? Get the hell outta here with that beastiality crap! We in the Cornelius family aren’t into that stuff.
Smith: What the.. No--
DIC: It’s okay, Alley, just.. Try not to talk about it and maybe the urge will go away.
Smith: Can we focus on the match? Badger just took the big man down to his back! Robert Garland knocked him down and this could be a big turning point for this team here! DIC: Sure! Until Badger goes all Loose Cannon on us. Don’t get me wrong, I do NOT support Chris Williams. He got everything that he deserved and more at WAR, and more should have been done. Trying to take on Thomas like that, how dare he. I’m waiting for Badger to flip the script and beat the hell out of Williams and hopefully take him off the shelf like he tried to do to that terrible man, Frank Washington! Williams when he comes to sees the big man down but he’s starting to get to his feet and Badger is calling for the tag. Mark Storm rushes into the ring and runs over to Badger to try and knock him off but Badger is able to send him up and over. Williams dives to Badger for the hot tag and he gets it! The crowd is going nuts and Badger climbs to the top and waits for Nightmare to get up. When he gets to his feet, Badger comes flying off the top and with a flying shoulder block the big man is off of his feet again. The ring shakes, the big man lands so hard and Badger with a quick cover. The referee Mikey Katz, typically a local high school basketball referee is calling the shots and counting the pin but his count is a little slow. It didn’t help matters that Nigerian Nightmare kicked out of the pin, tossing Badger clean off. Of course, Badger being the rabid animal that he is just pounced right back on and he kept this up for a little bit with neither side really having any give. That was until Mark Storm reached over the top and tagged himself in. Nightmare did not look very pleased but Badger got a sly smirk and backed off waiting for Storm.
Smith: It looks like Badger is enjoying himself here! He’s really taking the fight to the Nigerian Nightmare here and is not backing down! I’m not so sure if it’s really a wise decision for Mark Storm to want to get into this match against him right now or not. DIC: Of course it isn’t! He’s a rabid animal! Just look at his eyes, Alley! THEY’RE TWITCHING! Next thing you know he’s gonna be foaming at the mouth and infecting our audience! Then again, I don’t know if that’s such a bad thing. Considering everybody here in San Francisco are a bunch of smug assholes. They fart in wine glasses and smell it and drive hybrids for crying out loud! Smith: I’m pretty sure you’re referring to South Park, DIC.
DIC: Where do you think South Park got it from, DIC?! Now if we go down to San Diego… the hotties, bro, I’m telling you. WHOOOOOOOWWEEEEE! Smith: Well, regardless of how you feel about the people of San Francisco, they sold out the Golden Gate Arena tonight just like they did at WAR and they’ve been letting their feelings and thoughts known all night! And the tag is made to Mark Storm and he doesn’t look like he’s afraid of Badger at all! DIC: That facepaint is just for him to make himself feel special. I mean the guy couldn’t even bother to do the basic of all things for this match, Smith; cut a damn promo and upload it to youtube! Instead he’s been silent for an entire month now! That’s why he got dismantled by Delsin Oswald in a live match before WAR as well! Damn punk. No better than the damn Capital Crew if you ask me! Storm hops over the top rope and rushes right at Badger. Storm tries some offense but it doesn’t seem to work to well. Badger still in control and Williams is good to go and calling for the tag- Badger whips Storm to the corner and Badger tags in Williams and then lifts Storm up for a suplex, Williams heads to the top rope and dives off with a big diving crossbody for a crossbody/suplex combination. Nightmare isn’t going to let this impending pin attempt go down so he is quick to get into the ring and with what speed he can gather up as fast as he can and with an Ultimate Warrior style of splash, Williams rolls off of the pin real quick and the splash connects on Mark Storm, crushing his ribs. Storm holds his ribs and kicks his feet, the pain is on his face. Williams looks at Badger, making eye contact, and with a simple nod to each other, it’s like they know what the other is thinking and they’re on the same page. Smith: And what a splash! The Nigerian Nightmare just did that huge Ultimate Warrior style of splash and thanks to Williams rolling out of the way he may have just saved his own career and Storm may just have gotten a few broken ribs in the process! And coming into this we knew there was some strong skepticism coming from Chris Williams about his tag team partner here tonight but it looks to me like, for now at least, these two are on the same page and working well as a team! If they plan to win this tonight, they’re going to have to! DIC: That HAD to hurt, Smitty! Awwww Come on, Badger! Do all of mankind a favor and just put Williams out of his misery! Let him get infected with rabies and die! OR OR! Maybe Uncle Isaac can book him against Duke Andrews and Williams can get AIDS! It’s a win-win, Alley. Smith: It’s-- nevermind. I’m not sure if wishing HIV on somebody is exactly.. The most wonderful thing for karma, DIC. DIC: Remember what I said about Karma, Smitty. It’s a joke. Plus whatever these two plan to do, it’s not going to work. Smith: Well these two know each other very well, DIC, they go back many years and sometimes the worst of enemies make the best of partners. Just think back to when Badger and Frank Washington nearly won the inaugural Tag Team Championship Tournament in Season 1 before they exploded. If they lasted just 1 more match, perhaps they’d be the tag team champions and not the Kaiser Dynasty. DIC: We don’t speak that name, Smitty. We don’t deal with illegals. Smith: You’re ridiculous. Your whole family is, for that matter. Seems like IC4 is the only one not a clone of your uncle. DIC: IC4 is a… personality. But there’s a reason he’s in the main event tonight and you sir, are not. Smith: Because I gave up trying to be a wrestler a long time ago, DIC. DIC: LIES! It’s because you suck. Smith: Well wait a minute here… The Nigerian Nightmare is up to his feet and it looks like Williams and Badger do have something up their sleeves! DOUBLE SUPLEX! OH MY GOD! Together they just suplexed the three hundred and sixty three pound Ndamukong Asomugha! DIC: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT?! ARE YOU ILLEGAL TOO?! It was just how Smith described it. Asomugha is up, Badger and Williams kick him in the gut, hook his arms and on the count of three, getting a handful of his tights the two heave and ho and bring the big man off of his feet with a huge double suplex. Nightmare rolls out of the ring and Badger follows, giving a nod to Chris to finish it. Outside the ring, Badger knows his punches won’t do much so with a full head of steam he charges like a spear and uses the omentum to push Nightmare back like he was running into some Football practice pads and drives him right into the steps with a nasty >THUD< and the steps go flying into the barricade. In the ring, Storm is trying to move but definitely is having trouble and may very well have some broken ribs. Williams has Storm to his feet but doubled over and he points up. The crowd cheers and Williams brings Storm up to his shoulders in a fireman’s carry and with a big spin, Storm is dropped on his gut in the middle of the ring with an F-5 that Williams falls the TNT and he covers. Mikey Katz has to get yelled at by Badger for a second to make the count as Williams lays atop of Storm with his back, hooks the inside leg with an arm and the ref counts. One… Two… THREE! Winners: Chris Williams and Robert “Badger” Garland Smith: Well against all odds they worked together, DIC, and pulled out the victory because of it. If Badger has any ulterior motives, they didn’t show through tonight and that helped them pick up the very impressive win!
DIC: Why didnt Badger kill Williams?! Now that damn punk is going to get in Thomas’ way of getting his title back from the felons! Smith: I don’t know what you and your family saw, DIC, but Frankie Cocheese won that title fair and square. What they did to Williams after the match I will never approve of and it was completely uncalled for; but Williams just showed the heart of a champion tonight. Despite being battered and bruised from that attack he still showed up here and with Robert Garland on his side and a massive double suplex on Ndamukong Asomugha, they pulled out that win. DIC: How the hell do you say that name again?!
Smith: Ah-Sem-Wah, DIC. Now with these two on the same page, the Capital Crew may need to be looking over their shoulder! Garland and Williams raise their hands in victory as we get ready for the next match. |
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