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Post by The_McMillions on May 24, 2016 9:47:59 GMT -6
While Tyson is over there pinning Matt Ward for no apparent reason? Javen crawls on his hands and knees away from the scene of mayhem. Once around the corner, out of sight, he gets back to his feet. The rainbow-haired thrillbilly fixes said rainbow-colored hair an adjusts the Hardcore title on his shoulder. Javen then struts off singing to himself: "I am so great! So very very great!"
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Post by Matt Ward on May 26, 2016 10:31:09 GMT -6
Matt pushes Tyson off while he chases Javen. Matt grabbed Javen by the hair then he starts to speak while pulling him to the ground.
Matt Ward: that's Alley Cats property
While matt still holding Javen by the hair then he slams his head down again while Bob e bauch comes into the frame while Matt is laying on top of Javen after smashing his head on the ground.
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Post by The_McMillions on May 26, 2016 11:52:33 GMT -6
Randomly, at this point in time, CM happens to be walking by with a glass bottle of Dr Pepper in hand. He drinks the last drop and "Ahhs" before wiping his mouth. Casually CM grabs Ward and pulls him off his brother. Ward can proble guess what's coming. CM smashes his empty Dr Pepper bottle atop Ward's head.
Michaels helps his brother up and dusts him off. Javen thanks his elder rbother and the two head off in opposite directions.
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Post by Badgerman on May 27, 2016 10:27:10 GMT -6
Unlucky for Javen, Garland was waiting around the corner with a bag of marbles in hand. Garland pours them on to the ground as he hears the footsteps creeping closer and closer. Javen lets out a "OH MAN!" and starts to slide across the floor and into the wall. Javen is knocked out on impact, Garland laughing and being shown in a referee shirt as he runs over to the current Hardcore Champion and grab a cover, counting a one... a two-who! A three!
Garland takes the belt off Javen, unofficially the current hardcore champion as he looks to make his escape.
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Post by Matt Ward on May 27, 2016 11:42:59 GMT -6
Matt was starting to stumble to get up to fight for the hardcore championship, while Badger was trying to get away someone was driving a palet jack comes into the picture when Matt gets to where Badger is hits him with a spear then Matt motions for the person to drop the jack on Badger then Matt sits on top of the jack on top of badger while the person gets out of the truck turned out to be Dick Capone then he grabs Bob E Bauch while Matt is waiting for a pin count.
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Post by The_McMillions on May 27, 2016 15:55:31 GMT -6
And once more, Javen still being the official guy who the championship belongs, waltz by and grabs his title. He slings the Hardcore championship over his shoulder as Ward is pinning some guy that is not Javen. And that? Das cool with Javen! Once again he starts on the mission of escaping from these lunatics.
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Post by Matt Ward on May 27, 2016 19:34:34 GMT -6
Dick Capone motions to Matt, Matt jumps off the pallet jack on to Javen hitting a hard spear from the pallet jack while Matt starts to speak.
The Hardcore Championship is under ALLEY CATS RULES
Dick brings Bobby Bauch to make the count on Javen while Dick Capone throws Christian Michaels into the pallet Jack smashing his head through the box.
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Post by The_McMillions on May 28, 2016 11:38:13 GMT -6
CM got up and sighed deeply. He only wanted to make a lil guest appearance and then be on his way. But noooooo! Naw this dingleberry docuhebag named Dick couldn't let it go like that. So now CM staggers to his feet. He shakes off the splinters of box in his hair. Now it just so happens there's a couple of chairs nearby. CM grabs one and then taps Dick on the shoulder.
WHAM!!!!
Dick crumples in a heap as he's smacked right on top of the head with the chair.
SMACK!!!!
The chair slams against Ward's back. Matt leaves the pin with CM blasting the hell out of his back with that chair. Javen managed to get to his feet and he grabbed the other chair.
SMAAAAACCCCCK!!!!
The brothers McMillion knock the high holy hell out of Matt Ward with a con-chair-to. Javen takes his belt and starts leaving again. CM stays around and stomps on Ward some more.
CM: Asshat! I was tryig to make a brief guest appearance! YOU DID THIS! YOUUUUUU!!!!!
Just to further drive his point home, CM turns his chair sideways and drives it into Ward's groin!
CM: Cool stable name though.
And now CM leaves, again.
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Post by Chris Williams on Jun 1, 2016 21:39:47 GMT -6
Chris Williams walks up on Javen as he sleeps in the night, and goes for the silent pin, like that guy in WWF/E way back in the day....
He waits for the ref to make the count...
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Post by Salman Van Dam on Jun 1, 2016 23:24:10 GMT -6
Out of no where SVD makes a guest appearance as a guest referee, to do the count. This may not count as an OFFICIAL SVD making a cameo is big for division like HARDCORE.
Williams had JAVEN all pinned down to the floor as The Hardcore Icon not only makes the count but pulls a fast one.
1,2,3.
SVD Grabs the belt and hands it over to Chris Williams.
SVD : Here is your winner CHRIS THE FUCKIN WILLIAMS.Not sure, this would count but I was sick and tired of Bautch's lack of ability to count, so thought I should come by and visit THE PEEPS at EM ESS DUBYA. Congrats, Mister Williams you're the champion. Official or NOT.
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Post by Theo Vega on Jun 2, 2016 3:54:40 GMT -6
Just after Chris Williams won the Hardcore title once again he wasn't able to enjoy it as Theo Vega came out of no where and blindsided him with his travel suitcase against the back of his head. Just to make sure he wasn't going to kick out of this one any time soon he lifted him up for the Sin City Slicer, slamming him down with authority onto a nearby table. Theo Vega then hooks the leg for the pin.
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Post by Salman Van Dam on Jun 2, 2016 4:01:04 GMT -6
SVD looks confused as Theo Vegas goes for the pinning predicament. SVD hesitantly does the count.
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SVD paused for a bit, he didn't want Capital crew to steal the title.
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But he had no choice, he had to make the call.
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SVD raised Vegas hands and hands him the belt
Your new hardcore champion Theo Vegas
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Post by ΒΑЯЯЕԼ on Jun 2, 2016 4:03:57 GMT -6
**RING RING**
Barrel's face lit up on Theo's cell phone as Barrel smiled at his buddy.
"What's up?"
"I've got the chihuahua pinned here I need a 3 count and figured who better than you?"
"You've got The Tryhard pinned?"
"Si!"
"ONE TWO THREE, WILLIAMS LOSES AGAIN!"
The Facetime call ended there.
Winner and New Hardcore Champion: THEO VEGA
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Post by Theo Vega on Jun 2, 2016 4:06:22 GMT -6
With the Hardcore title now in his possession Theo Vega grabbed the match resting on his ear, striking it against his tongue before flicking it at the fallen Chris Williams. With the belt in his possession Theo Vega walked off 15 pounds heavier. What a great way to come back from vacation!
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Post by Lebroc Harris on Jun 2, 2016 4:10:48 GMT -6
Just as Theo turned around, walking with the hardcore gold LEBROC Harris jumped in with a running drop kick and knocking Vegas down to the floor and then goes for the cover
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