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Post by Theo Vega on Jun 2, 2016 4:16:23 GMT -6
Theo kicks out even before the referee could get to him, nearly throwing him off in the process. He shook his head as he was caught a bit off by surprise and thankfully no replacement official was close enough to get there in time. T.V. grabs Lebroc Harris and he rams him head first into a wall before picking up his championship and clocking him straight in the dome.
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Post by The_McMillions on Jun 2, 2016 6:43:08 GMT -6
Javen's pretty sure these guys are all beating the hell out of each other for no damn reason. No officially recognized referee or scab-ref for that matter, has made an official count. But hell he loves the smell of fresh violence in the morning anyway. So with that being said, Theo turns around to a soccer-styled kick right in the NUTS! Naturally he dropped the Hardcore title and grabbed his balls. Javen picked up the Hardcore title and tucked it under his arm.
Looking down the hallway of Hardcore title contenders, Javen nods. He gets a doofy grin and states.
Javen: Lets rock.
And with that, Javen make a run through the contenders that'd make Al Bundy himself proud! Turning around and looking at the strewn bodies, Javen nods his head again. He puts on the Hardcore title and walks off.
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Post by Chris Williams on Jun 2, 2016 10:40:03 GMT -6
I see I revived this board from 4 days of death lmao!
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Post by Theo Vega on Jun 2, 2016 20:59:35 GMT -6
Thankfully Theo Vega was wearing his cup so the low blow didn't hurt nearly as much as it should. Even more fortuitous, Javen forgot to pin him so he was still technically the Hardcore Champion; and he wanted his belt back. As he saw Javen take off in a mad dash like Al Bundy on the high school football team he flagged down a yellow taxi.
Taxi Driver: Where you going?
Theo Vega: You see the puta with the unicorn barf hairdo?
T.V. points over to Javen.
Theo Vega: Follow him. I'll let you know when to stop.
The driver nods as T.V. hops into the car. Just when Javen thinks he's in the clear Theo Vega opens his door while the cab is in motion, hitting him straight in the back as he's mowed over and lands flat on his face. T.V. motions for the driver to hold as he steps out before putting Javen's head in the backseat, slamming the door twice on his head. He then tosses him aside and grabs his belt before shutting the door.
Theo Vega: Close but no cigar, chico.
Theo Vega pulls out and lights a cigar as the taxi drives off, the hardcore champion safely secured within. Next stop? MSW Unstoppable.
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