Post by Kaiser on Apr 23, 2014 0:17:15 GMT -6
Artemis: "Soon, someone will be crowned the MSW Women's Champion. Sadly for all of you, it won't be me. It makes me sad to say that. It makes sick to say that. And the rough estimate, according to my brother, is that one Marie Porter will be the one who takes home the gold. So, I am out here to tell you directly, Marie, to prepare yourself."
Artemis grinned and paused; she then took out an envelope and brought out a letter. She took a deep breath.
Artemis: "I have a written proposal to Danny Stevenson. It reads as such: 'Dear Mr. Stevenson, I am Artemis Kaiser! As a new member of the MSW family, I have heard that you like initiative. So, as such, I have taken the time out of my busy schedule of training the good ol' guns--"
She flexed; she had some impressive muscle quality.
Artemis: "And making sure that my brother is well-fed and not tripping over his own two feet to personally request that you allow me to be the first challenger to the future MSW Women's Champion. Why should you allow me, you might ask? I have the full credentials. I am a dominant MMA fighter with a wonderful wrestling family's blood running through my veins. I am not going to say I'm better than all the rest of the division. That's petty. I am just going to say that I asked first...politely. That should be far than enough to ensure that I face off against the next MSW Women's Champion."
She folded up the letter.
Artemis: "In addition, if you wish for me to prove myself. I will gladly beat the smiles out of Marie Porter for you. I'll beat her while she screams out Michael Jackson lyrics and sound effects!"
Artemis let go an evil laugh, acting as if thunder would strike behind her when she did. She calmed down.
Artemis: "Review my letter, Mr. Stevenson, will you?"
Artemis grinned and paused; she then took out an envelope and brought out a letter. She took a deep breath.
Artemis: "I have a written proposal to Danny Stevenson. It reads as such: 'Dear Mr. Stevenson, I am Artemis Kaiser! As a new member of the MSW family, I have heard that you like initiative. So, as such, I have taken the time out of my busy schedule of training the good ol' guns--"
She flexed; she had some impressive muscle quality.
Artemis: "And making sure that my brother is well-fed and not tripping over his own two feet to personally request that you allow me to be the first challenger to the future MSW Women's Champion. Why should you allow me, you might ask? I have the full credentials. I am a dominant MMA fighter with a wonderful wrestling family's blood running through my veins. I am not going to say I'm better than all the rest of the division. That's petty. I am just going to say that I asked first...politely. That should be far than enough to ensure that I face off against the next MSW Women's Champion."
She folded up the letter.
Artemis: "In addition, if you wish for me to prove myself. I will gladly beat the smiles out of Marie Porter for you. I'll beat her while she screams out Michael Jackson lyrics and sound effects!"
Artemis let go an evil laugh, acting as if thunder would strike behind her when she did. She calmed down.
Artemis: "Review my letter, Mr. Stevenson, will you?"