Post by Deleted on May 31, 2014 19:24:51 GMT -6
Xena was finally going to debut in the MSW. After years of wrestling in movies and years of doing commercial work, she was finally getting her shot. Xena was ecstatic ... Yet she wasn’t nervous. She saw the bright future ahead of her. She was sure that her first match would impress the people of Missouri, though she didn’t need their admiration. Now don’t get her wrong she loved being adored as much as the next chick but it wasn’t necessary. She was set on making sure people respected her for her many skills. She loved to think of herself as a quadruple threat. She could Sing. She could act. She could dance. And she could wrestle. WRESTLE. There was that word. She hated that word she wasn’t here to wrestle. She was here to perform. To put on a show.
Leslie: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Ms. Moviestar, Xena Nex.
The Camera opened up on Leslie who was inside of the MSW ring with one of those circular curtains in the center. With her shiny pearly white teeth she gave a huge smile and pulled the curtain back. In the center of the ring is none other than Xena Nex. She is sitting on a stool with her hands in the air as if she is posing for a painting. She then stands up from the chair and walks over to the corner of the ring and picks up the microphone that is lying in the corner. The microphone is not on, yet the eccentric lady still proceeds to use it as if she were giving a big speech
Xena: Thank you Leslie. Leslie everybody. Isn’t she great? She’s seriously the best assistant a woman can ask for. Seriously. Now let’s get started shall we?. I'm not going to keep you here long. I just thought that you may want to know a few things about your Wrestling Addiction before she actually gets in any action. I'm Xena Asa Nex. Woman extraordinaire. I am quite possibly the best thing to happen to the wrestling business in quite some time. I am the woman who is going to take the wrestling world by storm. Yeah. I’m THAT girl. The girl every guy wants. And the girl every girl wants to hang out with. I’m super talented. I am a singer. I am a dancer. I am a GREAT actress. And I am one hell of a wrestling Performer.
Xena takes her seat back on the stool in the center and crosses her legs.
Xena: Of coure we start out with the oh shes the new girl stuff. But you know what? You said you were going to give me the benefit of the doubt. Well, what is there to doubt? Hmmm? What about me is doubtful? Go ahead ill give you time to answer……….. Oh?!? You couldn’t think of anything? Surprise. Surprise. Ill be prepared for anything that you throw at me. Ill be ready for the dancing, the laughter and the STUPID bubbles. The Porter fans, or Porter Potties….. Hahaha. Leslie! You get it?!? Anyways they wont be the only ones screaming. Im gonna hurt you bad. Ooooh. I sounded scary. Ill play your little games. Ill have fun. But in the end you wont. Having a good time will be hard to do if I CLOSE THE CREDITS huh? I don’t need to build up the womens division. Im not good at building things. But I am good at taking what I want. Especially if that means someone else cant have it. Im not afraid to get my hands dirty. That’s no problem considering I can always go get a manicure after the match is done. So get ready for something special. Get ready for a STAR!!!
With that she closes the curtain and Leslie steps forward.
Leslie: Ladies and gentlemen. Xena is now ready to present her epilouge.
The curtain opens back up and Xena has a blonde wig on and the exact same clothes as Marie did in her promo.
Xena: I look forward to seeing you in the ring, Marie, LIVE in front of all of the super lame awefully agonizing and stuff Porter Potties! It's time to rock 'n roll and get this show on the road and don't you worry my porter potties, you'll see me on Unstoppable, make no mistake about it! And I'll bring bubbles, yeeaaaaahhhh! It's TIME for the....
wait for it...
wait for it...
wait for it...
a little bit longer...
MARIE EXTINCTION! YEEAAHHHH!
Let's Dance!
The arena begins to fill with music. The song Spotlight by MuteMath begins to play as she dances around laughing. All the while Leslie is doing a small little shuffle while holding her clipboard. The scene then fades to black.
Leslie: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Ms. Moviestar, Xena Nex.
The Camera opened up on Leslie who was inside of the MSW ring with one of those circular curtains in the center. With her shiny pearly white teeth she gave a huge smile and pulled the curtain back. In the center of the ring is none other than Xena Nex. She is sitting on a stool with her hands in the air as if she is posing for a painting. She then stands up from the chair and walks over to the corner of the ring and picks up the microphone that is lying in the corner. The microphone is not on, yet the eccentric lady still proceeds to use it as if she were giving a big speech
Xena: Thank you Leslie. Leslie everybody. Isn’t she great? She’s seriously the best assistant a woman can ask for. Seriously. Now let’s get started shall we?. I'm not going to keep you here long. I just thought that you may want to know a few things about your Wrestling Addiction before she actually gets in any action. I'm Xena Asa Nex. Woman extraordinaire. I am quite possibly the best thing to happen to the wrestling business in quite some time. I am the woman who is going to take the wrestling world by storm. Yeah. I’m THAT girl. The girl every guy wants. And the girl every girl wants to hang out with. I’m super talented. I am a singer. I am a dancer. I am a GREAT actress. And I am one hell of a wrestling Performer.
Xena takes her seat back on the stool in the center and crosses her legs.
Xena: Of coure we start out with the oh shes the new girl stuff. But you know what? You said you were going to give me the benefit of the doubt. Well, what is there to doubt? Hmmm? What about me is doubtful? Go ahead ill give you time to answer……….. Oh?!? You couldn’t think of anything? Surprise. Surprise. Ill be prepared for anything that you throw at me. Ill be ready for the dancing, the laughter and the STUPID bubbles. The Porter fans, or Porter Potties….. Hahaha. Leslie! You get it?!? Anyways they wont be the only ones screaming. Im gonna hurt you bad. Ooooh. I sounded scary. Ill play your little games. Ill have fun. But in the end you wont. Having a good time will be hard to do if I CLOSE THE CREDITS huh? I don’t need to build up the womens division. Im not good at building things. But I am good at taking what I want. Especially if that means someone else cant have it. Im not afraid to get my hands dirty. That’s no problem considering I can always go get a manicure after the match is done. So get ready for something special. Get ready for a STAR!!!
With that she closes the curtain and Leslie steps forward.
Leslie: Ladies and gentlemen. Xena is now ready to present her epilouge.
The curtain opens back up and Xena has a blonde wig on and the exact same clothes as Marie did in her promo.
Xena: I look forward to seeing you in the ring, Marie, LIVE in front of all of the super lame awefully agonizing and stuff Porter Potties! It's time to rock 'n roll and get this show on the road and don't you worry my porter potties, you'll see me on Unstoppable, make no mistake about it! And I'll bring bubbles, yeeaaaaahhhh! It's TIME for the....
wait for it...
wait for it...
wait for it...
a little bit longer...
MARIE EXTINCTION! YEEAAHHHH!
Let's Dance!
The arena begins to fill with music. The song Spotlight by MuteMath begins to play as she dances around laughing. All the while Leslie is doing a small little shuffle while holding her clipboard. The scene then fades to black.