Post by Kaiser on Jul 12, 2014 16:14:21 GMT -6
A GIFT
She disrespected me. She dared to call me "Artie".
What do I tell everyone? Call me "Artie" and you die.
She doesn't listen.
Okay, feed the beast before she goes and skins a Kat.
It's perfect.
[Artemis was seated in the same seat she was in when she held Shawna's belt. This time, she owned the belt. She had done EVERYTHING she said she was going to do. Ah, the ecstasy of being right put her on a high unimaginable. There was new management for the females. The tall, gorgeous Christina Lethal, she was Mercer's cousin. He had spoken about her a few times over, but Artemis would have never believed that she was so...awesome. When they met, Artemis was overcome with emotion. She stumbled over her words, she blushed, and she even squeaked at one point. Most of all, she was intelligent. And she knew how much Artemis wanted her hands on Marie. So, she set up the match. She had to! It was her way of rewarding Artemis for all her good deeds with the championship.]
[For the misinformed, Artemis hated Marie. Okay, not hated. She was somewhere between hated and pitied now. Marie was ditzy and kinda cute at times. She had some obsession with bubbles. Artemis didn't know if she was stupid, high off of marijuana, or just like that. Her parents must have loved her. Initially, she wanted to pulverize her just for existing. But now, it was more so to reign over the women's division decisively. Beat one of the former number one contenders, then beat the official one, then beat whoever is the number one contender in the future. Artemis savored the idea of being able to play mind games with Kat, who she openly loathed. Artemis beats Marie Porter. That was the second step of this plan. Kat would then have to see that Artemis had defeated the woman that Kat couldn't beat. Artemis had already went through step one. She helped Kat win her match, because Artemis knew that Kat wouldn't be able to win on her own. It was a gift from THE CONQUEROR, THE DRAGON, THE CHAMPION4LIFE!]
[It was a twisted gift, really. Artemis had an ulterior motive. Kat had called her win a 'fluke'. How can someone call a win over something they couldn't beat a fluke? How idiotic. Kat was an idiot. Artemis hated idiots. She wanted to beat her at Back to Basics to send a message to everyone who wanted to believe her win was a fluke and that she was going to be a transitional champion. At Back to Basics, she was going to validate that her reign was better than Shawna's. She would have a defense, another month or so added to her title reign, and a reason why she could continue to grow her ego. Did any of these women know that EVERYONE believes Artemis is the best? It got to the point that LEGACY was asking her to come over, because they know how bored she was going to be in MSW.]
[Artemis' thoughts were interrupted as Barbara Braham entered the room. Oh, they sent a female this time? Maybe Fields got in trouble after being late to his last interview with Artemis. Artemis checked her watch, grinning. She stood up and approached her. A camera operator approached, already ready. Artemis was impressed. There was no incompetence coming from Barbara or her designated camera operator. She wished she got Andrew a job here. He was never late. Hell, he was early. Barbara greeted Artemis with a smile. Artemis greeted her with a handshake. This was actually the first time they met.]
[The camera dude gave Barbara the clear to go. Barbara nodded and stood professionally next to Artemis. Artemis shifted her championship belt to make sure it shined properly in the light. She gave the camera a smirk.]
Barbara: "Hello, MSW ladies and gents to another episode of MSW Backstage. I am here with the current MSW Women's Champion, Artemis Kaiser! So, I first want to go over last week. You wished Marie Porter good luck before her number one contender match with Kat Jones. As they were reaching the end of the match, you interfered and cost her the shot by blasting Kat with the title belt. Why did you do that?"
[Artemis motioned for the camera operator to lower his camera to her shirt. On it bore, "Artemis Kaiser hates you".]
Artemis: "See this shirt? It's pretty snazzy, huh? The reason why I decided to fight Kat boils down to one reason. It's because I hate Marie Porter. I hate Kat Jones more. Think. I get to pulverize Kat Jones in a title match where I dash her hopes of becoming MSW Women's Champion. It is a lot worse than getting hit in the face with this lovely championship on my shoulder. Sadly, Marie has found herself on the opposite side of the ring facing me. I tried to spare her the beating of her lifetime, but she and the MSW staff is eager for her to get it. Thus I will grant it upon her. It is an apology gift, if I say so myself."
Barbara: "An apology gift?"
Artemis: "I did blast her in the face with a title belt. Consider this a gift. She is probably going to be hurting going into Unstoppable 11. No one likes to see an animal in pain. So I am going to deliver her a swift roundhouse kick to the head. Improvised anesthetic...something for the pain. If she likes it so much this week, she can come back and get it when she wins her number one contender's match at Back to Basics."
Barbara: "You believe she will win her match at Back to Basics?"
Artemis: "Call my kicks addictive, because people keep coming back for more. After I beat her down this week, she'll get all feisty and go beat up two undesirables, then come back for the same treatment. Wait, no, I think I will give her a little something extra in that match. Marie seems to grasp the concept that I am tough, but she doesn't understand that I am the CHAMPION FOR LIFE! She thinks she is walking into a match with the old Artemis Kaiser. I mean, that chick in the past was great, but I HAVE EVOLVED SINCE THEN! I step into this match, the title match against Kat Jones, and any other title matches in the future as the Conqueror, the Dragon, the WOMAN TO BEAT THAT CAN'T BE BEAT!"
[Artemis reached down, off camera. Barbara looked over, interested. Artemis came back with a bottle of bubble soap. She took out the wand and blew out a few bubbles, almost pelting Barbara in the face with them. Barbara backed up. Artemis giggled, then began to poke the bubbles with precise pokes.]
Artemis: "This week, Marie will break like these bubbles here. She'll rebuild herself, then come back to be broken again. Drew Stevenson honestly believes that sending the whole women's roster after me will scare me. Please. That is what I want! I want you to send everyone you can at me. SEND YOUR FIANCE IF YOU WANT TO! I will gladly beat her too. Then he'll know that he is going to need a new trainer. Because at this rate, I won't even have to try anymore. I promised that I would make my way through the entire roster until I got bored, right?"
[Barbara nodded, remembering faintly of Artemis' egotistical tweets.]
Artemis: "So you know that I keep my promises."
[Artemis handed off the bottle to Barbara. She then adjusted her championship again and proceeded to walk out. The camera operator focused the camera on Artemis as she left. He caught her throwing up her arms and screaming...]
[Wait for it...]
[Wait for it...]
[Wait for it...]
Artemis: "CHAMPION FOR LIFE!"
She disrespected me. She dared to call me "Artie".
What do I tell everyone? Call me "Artie" and you die.
She doesn't listen.
Okay, feed the beast before she goes and skins a Kat.
It's perfect.
[Artemis was seated in the same seat she was in when she held Shawna's belt. This time, she owned the belt. She had done EVERYTHING she said she was going to do. Ah, the ecstasy of being right put her on a high unimaginable. There was new management for the females. The tall, gorgeous Christina Lethal, she was Mercer's cousin. He had spoken about her a few times over, but Artemis would have never believed that she was so...awesome. When they met, Artemis was overcome with emotion. She stumbled over her words, she blushed, and she even squeaked at one point. Most of all, she was intelligent. And she knew how much Artemis wanted her hands on Marie. So, she set up the match. She had to! It was her way of rewarding Artemis for all her good deeds with the championship.]
[For the misinformed, Artemis hated Marie. Okay, not hated. She was somewhere between hated and pitied now. Marie was ditzy and kinda cute at times. She had some obsession with bubbles. Artemis didn't know if she was stupid, high off of marijuana, or just like that. Her parents must have loved her. Initially, she wanted to pulverize her just for existing. But now, it was more so to reign over the women's division decisively. Beat one of the former number one contenders, then beat the official one, then beat whoever is the number one contender in the future. Artemis savored the idea of being able to play mind games with Kat, who she openly loathed. Artemis beats Marie Porter. That was the second step of this plan. Kat would then have to see that Artemis had defeated the woman that Kat couldn't beat. Artemis had already went through step one. She helped Kat win her match, because Artemis knew that Kat wouldn't be able to win on her own. It was a gift from THE CONQUEROR, THE DRAGON, THE CHAMPION4LIFE!]
[It was a twisted gift, really. Artemis had an ulterior motive. Kat had called her win a 'fluke'. How can someone call a win over something they couldn't beat a fluke? How idiotic. Kat was an idiot. Artemis hated idiots. She wanted to beat her at Back to Basics to send a message to everyone who wanted to believe her win was a fluke and that she was going to be a transitional champion. At Back to Basics, she was going to validate that her reign was better than Shawna's. She would have a defense, another month or so added to her title reign, and a reason why she could continue to grow her ego. Did any of these women know that EVERYONE believes Artemis is the best? It got to the point that LEGACY was asking her to come over, because they know how bored she was going to be in MSW.]
[Artemis' thoughts were interrupted as Barbara Braham entered the room. Oh, they sent a female this time? Maybe Fields got in trouble after being late to his last interview with Artemis. Artemis checked her watch, grinning. She stood up and approached her. A camera operator approached, already ready. Artemis was impressed. There was no incompetence coming from Barbara or her designated camera operator. She wished she got Andrew a job here. He was never late. Hell, he was early. Barbara greeted Artemis with a smile. Artemis greeted her with a handshake. This was actually the first time they met.]
[The camera dude gave Barbara the clear to go. Barbara nodded and stood professionally next to Artemis. Artemis shifted her championship belt to make sure it shined properly in the light. She gave the camera a smirk.]
Barbara: "Hello, MSW ladies and gents to another episode of MSW Backstage. I am here with the current MSW Women's Champion, Artemis Kaiser! So, I first want to go over last week. You wished Marie Porter good luck before her number one contender match with Kat Jones. As they were reaching the end of the match, you interfered and cost her the shot by blasting Kat with the title belt. Why did you do that?"
[Artemis motioned for the camera operator to lower his camera to her shirt. On it bore, "Artemis Kaiser hates you".]
Artemis: "See this shirt? It's pretty snazzy, huh? The reason why I decided to fight Kat boils down to one reason. It's because I hate Marie Porter. I hate Kat Jones more. Think. I get to pulverize Kat Jones in a title match where I dash her hopes of becoming MSW Women's Champion. It is a lot worse than getting hit in the face with this lovely championship on my shoulder. Sadly, Marie has found herself on the opposite side of the ring facing me. I tried to spare her the beating of her lifetime, but she and the MSW staff is eager for her to get it. Thus I will grant it upon her. It is an apology gift, if I say so myself."
Barbara: "An apology gift?"
Artemis: "I did blast her in the face with a title belt. Consider this a gift. She is probably going to be hurting going into Unstoppable 11. No one likes to see an animal in pain. So I am going to deliver her a swift roundhouse kick to the head. Improvised anesthetic...something for the pain. If she likes it so much this week, she can come back and get it when she wins her number one contender's match at Back to Basics."
Barbara: "You believe she will win her match at Back to Basics?"
Artemis: "Call my kicks addictive, because people keep coming back for more. After I beat her down this week, she'll get all feisty and go beat up two undesirables, then come back for the same treatment. Wait, no, I think I will give her a little something extra in that match. Marie seems to grasp the concept that I am tough, but she doesn't understand that I am the CHAMPION FOR LIFE! She thinks she is walking into a match with the old Artemis Kaiser. I mean, that chick in the past was great, but I HAVE EVOLVED SINCE THEN! I step into this match, the title match against Kat Jones, and any other title matches in the future as the Conqueror, the Dragon, the WOMAN TO BEAT THAT CAN'T BE BEAT!"
[Artemis reached down, off camera. Barbara looked over, interested. Artemis came back with a bottle of bubble soap. She took out the wand and blew out a few bubbles, almost pelting Barbara in the face with them. Barbara backed up. Artemis giggled, then began to poke the bubbles with precise pokes.]
Artemis: "This week, Marie will break like these bubbles here. She'll rebuild herself, then come back to be broken again. Drew Stevenson honestly believes that sending the whole women's roster after me will scare me. Please. That is what I want! I want you to send everyone you can at me. SEND YOUR FIANCE IF YOU WANT TO! I will gladly beat her too. Then he'll know that he is going to need a new trainer. Because at this rate, I won't even have to try anymore. I promised that I would make my way through the entire roster until I got bored, right?"
[Barbara nodded, remembering faintly of Artemis' egotistical tweets.]
Artemis: "So you know that I keep my promises."
[Artemis handed off the bottle to Barbara. She then adjusted her championship again and proceeded to walk out. The camera operator focused the camera on Artemis as she left. He caught her throwing up her arms and screaming...]
[Wait for it...]
[Wait for it...]
[Wait for it...]
Artemis: "CHAMPION FOR LIFE!"
