|
|
Post by Das Admin on Mar 27, 2016 14:46:57 GMT -6
 It's that time folks! 24/7 Officially begins here and now! If you saw the show, you know we had a couple of title changes but the show ended with Pornstar Ron as champion. He won the title and then took off in a limo so that's where we begin! |
|
|
|
Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 14:50:55 GMT -6
Williams catches Ron at a traffic light and rips him out of the car. Pornstar Ron tries running away but is clipped by a 12 year old on a bicycle.
Williams goes for the cover...
|
|
|
|
Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 14:58:29 GMT -6
As I was sitting on an electrical cable outside, I noticed that there was a fight going on between two men but I didn't know what it was for. However, it didn't matter to me because I'm a parakeet and I have managed to escape my birdcage.
Flying down from the electrical cable, I saw that Christopher Williams was on top of another man, I didn't know if this was normal or not so I decided to peck him in the anus so that he would get off of this other man so that I could be on top. Letting out a chirp, I noticed that the man didn't like being pecked in the anus but that's OK because I'm on top of the man known as porn star Ron and I'm going to be the next champion.
|
|
|
|
Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 15:06:16 GMT -6
Definitely not accepting being pecked in the anus without a fight, I quickly run to meijer and buy bird seed, and spread it across the street. As the parakeet leaves pornstar Ron alone, I am able to cover for the win, while keeping a hand back to cover the anus from a potential repeat assault.
|
|
|
|
Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 15:12:13 GMT -6
After eating a few of the seeds, I realized that this wasn't the brand that my former owner used to buy me and that wasn't acceptable. Letting out an angry squawk, I charged Christopher Williams from behind and began to peck in the back of the head knowing that a fight was about to happen.
Watching as he stood up, obviously not happy, I waited and as he ran at me, I used my matrix like bird reflexes and caused him to smack into a parked car as he tumbles over the hood. Taking this moment, I decided to sit down on Ron's chest while eating a few of the bird seeds because hey; a bird has to eat, right?
|
|
|
|
Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 15:27:23 GMT -6
Wondering when the hell a referee would show up, I grabbed a BB gun and took aim... but I couldn't do it. The poor little bird was just trying to live. Instead, I decided to honk the horn of the car I ran into in hopes that the bird would fly away. It worked, at least momentarily, and I covered Ron
|
|
|
|
Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 15:47:32 GMT -6
Having flown away as the horn from the car scared the absolute shit out of me, I realized it was all a ploy from the human to drag me away from the competition. Realizing that I left a nice present on somebody's windshield, this was war and so I turned back around and began to slap Christopher Williams in the face with my feather like fury because things just got real.
Watching as my feathers managed to get in his eyes and in his mouth, I knew that this was the perfect opportunity to yet again sit on top of Ron so that I could capture gold which would in turn buy me a lot of seeds.
|
|
|
|
Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 15:51:07 GMT -6
Goddamn, feathers are everywhere as I sit disoriented. But an idea came over me in an instant. I grabbed a feather and began tickling the parakeet with one arm, while covering Ron with the other. I'm also unsure if Ron is dead or asleep at this point.
|
|
|
|
Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 16:10:09 GMT -6
Tickling me with my own father? Why that's genius and also absolutely absurd, I cannot stand for that. Managing to back away from the tickling that was taking place, I knew that I had to think of a strategy which was pretty crazy since all I have is a birdbrain and all. However, something hit me and as I waited for just a moment, I decided to take to the air and it's not pretty but it should be effective and with that being said, I decided to poop on the back of Christopher's head.
Swooping down from the sky, or the top of a car rather, I jumped off of the car and landed on top of Christopher causing him to roll off of Ron momentarily since he had just been pooped on. Squawking at the very resilient Christopher Williams, I stood on top of Ron and hoped that Christopher decided to leave.
|
|
|
|
Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 16:19:22 GMT -6
This little bird brain just pooped on me. Pooped. On Me. I mean sure, the diarrhea spray that dropped from the sky covered nearly everything in sight, including a bit on pornstar rons mouth, but it was also on me. This is unacceptable.
So after I take a shower, burn all my clothes, and change into new ones, I am back and ready for a fight. I have still failed to find this determined bird's weakness, but I WILL NOT BACK DOWN. I throw a stick, hoping he will leave to fetch it, but the bird simply stares.
I've got it! I go to work with hay and rope, and build a makeshift scarecrow. It works! The parakeet takes to the sky, leaving me to cover Ron.
|
|
|
|
Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 16:20:01 GMT -6
Dayum son, somebody really has ta be wonderin' how the heck these cats know what's goin' on! Dah well though, 'cause LC was on the scene. His PIMP senses was tingling, ya dig? Or maybe that was the sexy cat he just had a thing with. It's cool though 'cause it was about to be Black Saber up in here 'cause LC wasn't gonna take any of this shizz. Ron has no idea what the heck was goin' on. LC was pretty cool with him back in the day when Pornstar Ron and the Artist Formerly Known as Tommy Angel was in the same bizz so he could tell Ron was like "what the heck's goin' on babay?!" and that's when ya boy LC popped in and started ta do a little dance. Ya could tell tha look on Chris Williams' face was all like what the heck?! LC let out a big "OOOOWWW" like Michael Jackson, ya dig? Then he started ta step back and then forward with his foot tappin' at CW's arm. It annoyed him but LC had his headphones in listenin' ta some Kurtis Blow. LC stepped back and did it again, an then again. It was kinda like tha video. CW was annoyed and he was knockin' LC's foot away 'cause he had poop on him and was worried about that. So LC taps on CW's shoulder so he turns ta look at LC and then SMACK! PIMP SLAP BABY! Parakeet looked pretty grateful an tried ta shake LC's hand with his wings while he was on Ron. Ref had no idea what was goin' on so he couldn't count yet. LC shook birdies wing, then PIMP SMACK! Looked like LC knocked the beak around Parakeet's face like Daffy Duck style, ya dig? Ron got up an was trynna get away but nah. LC wasn't havin that and POUNCED his ass across the hood of tha car. LC slid over the hood an then LC pinned him with da ref comin' on up ta make tha count. |
|
|
|
Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 16:24:32 GMT -6
The gibberish that just occurred confused Chris, so he did not know how to react...
Seriously. He just stood there dazed, hoping the parakeet would attack LC.
|
|
|
|
Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 16:27:26 GMT -6
there was no jibberish here, baby. LC looked at CW with a look then BAM PIMP SMACK BABY! LC pins Ron again while parakeet is busy with tha scarecrow.
|
|
|
|
Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 16:29:25 GMT -6
Williams is still confused, but he throws a bunch of birdseed towards LCs anus, in the hopes that the parakeet can see past our earlier differences and help dispose of this common shitbag known as LC.
|
|
|
|
Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 16:35:07 GMT -6
The sound of seeds was all I needed to hear, so with that happening, I flew with the most amount of force that I could muster up heading right for LC's ass when...
... BAM!
I hit him, dead on which caused him to tumble off of Ron holding his ass. Now on top of Ron, I hoped that finally, I could manage to rest in peace and of course; to capture gold along the way.
|
|
