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Post by Mother Russia Account Now on Mar 29, 2016 22:34:43 GMT -6
While Williams is doing yoga like a pretentious broad Frank Debauchee arrives on scene. The camera pans over to him combing that immaculate mustache. Chris Williams looks up, his eyes fixated on the ominous presence of the mustache. He's suddenly placed into a trance. A state of tranquil euphoria.
That is until Frank Debauchee punts him right in the gonads. Chris Williams doubles over in agony. That's when Frank Debauchee nails the STONE COLD STUNNER BY GAWD! Chris Williams backflips nearly twice because he's not a douche and knows how to sell one of the most devistating moves of all times.
Frank kicks him over and places a boot on his chest for the pin.
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 29, 2016 22:42:33 GMT -6
Still in immense pain, a grab my gonads so intensely that I kick out of the pin. I buy a steel cup from a sporting goods store, in hopes that I won't have to feel that agony again.
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Michael Smart
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Post by Michael Smart on Mar 30, 2016 2:53:01 GMT -6
Daniel, after temporarily being confused and doing yoga for a few minutes, follows the strangely familiar stranger into the sporting goods store. Daniel grabs a football, yells "catch" and throws it at the stranger, who catches it out of instinct. Daniel, the motorcycle helmet still on his head, follows this up with a football tackle, grabbing the ball, planting it on the ground and yelling "TOUCHDOWN" while he covers the champion.
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 30, 2016 4:09:42 GMT -6
Daniel Smart would have certainly impressed at the NFL combine with such a masterful performance. A referee quickly hurdles through a nearby obsticle course as he counts the pin Smart had on Chris Williams.
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New Hardcore Champion: Daniel Smart (3)
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 30, 2016 19:58:25 GMT -6
I hold this stranger/not-stranger as I roll over after his pin against me. Don't ask why he's been laying on top of me for about 17 hours.
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 30, 2016 20:03:17 GMT -6
The referee had not noticed this originally, having walked down the street to a bed and breakfast. Upon waking up the referee walked back to the scene of the crime, shocked that order had not be restored. Still seeing a job that needed to be done he dropped down for the pin.
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New Hardcore Champion: Chris Willliams (2)
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 30, 2016 20:06:10 GMT -6
I roll over to take a nap, exhausted after having someone lay on top of me for 17 hours straight.
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Post by BULLSHARKS on Mar 30, 2016 20:07:45 GMT -6
The BULLSHARKS were back at it! All 6 of them! They were like a heard just ambushing all at once. They stop to see Chris sleeping so they were very very quiet, like they were rabbit hunting and BULLSHARK 6 sat on Chris since she's the lightest one for the pin.
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Post by Mother Russia Account Now on Mar 30, 2016 20:13:54 GMT -6
Frank Debauchee is back on the scene looking ravishing as always. Shark six notices him and gets up off the pin. Her hormones go wild, her body tingling in places she never knew could.
That's when Frank Debauchee punts her right in the taint! She doubles over in sheer agony only to be met by a STONE COLD STUNNER BY GAWD!
Debauchee covers Chris.
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 30, 2016 20:24:16 GMT -6
The referee nearly loses it has hops up in the air from the impat of that stunner to Bullshark 6. The refere quickly counts for the cover before anything else gets out of hand.
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New Hardcore Champion: Frank Debauchee
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 30, 2016 20:26:32 GMT -6
1LC shows back up, he didn't like seein' a lady gettin' all beat up and shizz by this "man." LC taps Debauchee on his shoulder, Debauchee turns around and BAM! PIMP SLAP BABAY! Tha baddest mutha brotha smacked the taste outta that mans mouth an pinned!
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 30, 2016 20:31:49 GMT -6
*is still asleep, but one of the bullsharks randomly decided to push away LC and drag me on top of Debauchee for the pin...
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Post by Mother Russia Account Now on Mar 30, 2016 20:36:40 GMT -6
Using the strength of all the Hulkamanics Debauchee uses the wrestling force to power his shoulder up and kick out.
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 30, 2016 20:38:19 GMT -6
When debauchee kicks out he gets a splits kick to the face an LC looks at his bullshark buddies and pulls a rare steak outta his back pocket like it's straight outta a cartoon or some shizz and tosses it. LC pins again with the sharkies distracted!
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Post by Mother Russia Account Now on Mar 30, 2016 20:44:05 GMT -6
Debauchee calls upon the power of the Warriors! The ground quacks as if the ropes were being shaken. At two he manages to get his shoulder up.
Standing up he thumbs LC in the eye.
Frank turns to the referee and punts him right in the family jewels. The referee doubles over only to be hit by THE STONE COLD STUNNER BAH GAWD! He broke him in half!
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