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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 21:05:51 GMT -6
As he attempted to exit via flight, I held onto his foot/claw/thing. Being exceptionally more powerful than the average bird, he continued to fly. I climbed up to his back and held on for dear life. However, I also realized that even though he was flying, I was still on top, therefore it counts as a pin.
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 21:13:56 GMT -6
With this heavy man trying to pin me in the air, I simply turned upside down which made me on top of him.
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 21:30:54 GMT -6
LC rang the bells he also bought to bring the parakeet back. Birds are smart but also dumb at times. Parakeet comes back and after whipping around real fast, Williams fell and Parakeet came for the bell and got pounced! LC pinned.
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 21:39:16 GMT -6
Stupid bell, it brought me back to that stupid roof and as I got pounced, dazed and even confused but I managed to come through at the nick of time. Using my sharp little bird feet, I kicked LC off of me and tried to get the hell out of there before anybody would ambush me again.
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 21:40:32 GMT -6
LC pulled out a tranq gun from his capsules and shot the parakeet, ran over to him and pinned
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 27, 2016 21:45:03 GMT -6
The Parakeet was feeling a little bit like JBL when he fought Godzilla in Japan and was seeing visions of Papa Parakeet. LC pins him to the mat as the Referee steps out of McDonalds, after just eating a late night snack.
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New Hardcore Champion: Loose Cannon (2)
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 28, 2016 13:01:45 GMT -6
Sitting on the roof of McDonald's, I knew that I had to get one up on LC and that's exactly what I'm going to do. As I swooped down from the roof, I tackled him to the ground, pecking at his face while being on top of him; looking for the win here.
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 28, 2016 13:16:32 GMT -6
Moonsaults off the roof. Miraculously lives. Pins.
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Post by Michael Smart on Mar 28, 2016 14:22:49 GMT -6
Retired professional wrestler, Daniel Smart, is enjoying a Happy Meal in a random McDonald's. All of a sudden, his lunch time is distracted by the sounds of fighting. Daniel surveys the scene outside, witnessing two human beings fighting with a bird. Getting the itch for battle, Daniel decides to leap through the window with a Knee-DS. Daniel punts a familiar-looking figure in the head and kicks the parakeet away and pins LC.
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 28, 2016 14:34:57 GMT -6
Retired professional wrestler, Daniel Smart, is enjoying a Happy Meal in a random McDonald's. All of a sudden, his lunch time is distracted by the sounds of fighting. Daniel surveys the scene outside, witnessing two human beings fighting with a bird. Getting the itch for battle, Daniel decides to leap through the window with a Knee-DS. Daniel punts a familiar-looking figure in the head and kicks the parakeet away and pins LC. The referee drops down to count the pin amongst all the chaos surrounding this particular McDonald's. SlidING down he counts. 1! 2! 3! New Hardcore Champion: Daniel Smart |
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 28, 2016 15:52:05 GMT -6
Having been kicked in the face, I shake out the cobwebs and narrow my tiny little bird eyes knowing that I had to take him down hard and fast. Letting out an angry squawk, I charge forward and tackle him from behind as the title slides a few feet away. Rolling Daniel over onto his back, I climb on top of him while slapping him in the face with my wings of fury hoping that I manage to become a two-time Hardcore champion.
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 28, 2016 16:35:13 GMT -6
The referee's head swivils as he sees The Parakeet attacking the newly crowned champion with an unorthodox pin and slap combo. The referee sighs and shrugs as he knew his wife was going to probably be mad at him for being very late bringing food home for the family
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New Hardcore Champion: The Parakeet (2)
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 28, 2016 17:28:33 GMT -6
Lc is back in it babay! Now he's got more parakeet toys. And a bell. It's been a little since he used it so the parakeet thought it was a new toy and came for the bell. Lc moved it around a bit letting the parakeet get s little dizzy. Lc gave him some fresh fruit and then some rings to play with. Then PI'M slap spinning his beak practically around the parakeets head and knocks him down. Smart is getting up snd he gets POUNCED back to mcdonalds. Lc Pins the pimp slapped parakeet
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 28, 2016 17:51:12 GMT -6
Having been pimp slapped, this was something that I could not allow nor would I. Using my sharp little claws, I dig them into the chest of LC causing him to scream out loud as well as get off of me. With the Hardcore Championship held in my beak; I decided to make a break for it as I took off down the street.
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 28, 2016 20:19:11 GMT -6
I'm punted in the head by a stranger... Or was he not a stranger? I'm not sure, as I was just punted in the head. However, I eventually recover, and spin around wildly, swinging my fists and yelling "I'm a tornado!". I think the head punt may have done some damage. I dizzily fall down onto the champ for the pin.
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