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Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 28, 2016 20:30:23 GMT -6
Having been pinned yet again, I wiggled and squirmed until I was able to get to my feet and as I did that, I back kicked Christopher right in the throat which caused him to have some troubles breathing for a moment. With the Hardcore Championship still held in my beak, I continued to run as fast as I could, as if I was the bird version of Forrest Gump.
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Post by Fun Times, Inc. on Mar 28, 2016 20:30:37 GMT -6
Oh the joy! Chris Williams fought through the tough times to get himself back into the running for the Hardcore Championship and as he covered The Parakeet, a clown of no older than 1 clown months! The Clown Infant rushed to the scene and jumped on Chris’s back to break the pin up and quickly begun to incorporate his clown training by hog-tying a dazed Chris Williams up!
Nigel the Clown, “YEE-HAW!”
Giving the champion enough time to get his act together,The Parakeet took off down the street, flapping his little wings to try and get some air beneath them but before he was fully able to leave the area the miraculous sound of an ice cream truck echoed in the distance!
Larry LeStrange, “COME ONE, COME ALL! A NICE FROSTY TREAT TO APPEASE YOUR APPETITE… FEATURING OUR NEWEST FLAVOR… SESAME SEED AND BREAD CRUMBS!”
Larry’s voice was heard over the ice cream truck’s melodic tune as the newest flavor caught the little ears of The Parakeet! Due to the feathered friend’s very short attention span the truck zoomed up next to The Parakeet as Larry slid the window aside….
Larry LeStrange, “HELLO THERE LITTLE FELLOW! WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME ICE CREAM?!”
The Parakeet, “Chirp…. Chrip”
Larry LeStrange, “THIS IS VERY GOOD STUFF!”
Then, to the delight of the yellow critter out from behind the truck snuck BoNzO The Clown! Sneaking up on The Parakeet like Elmer Fudd did to Bug Bunny, BoNzO hushed the camera man and with The Parakeet’s attention on the DELICIOUS looking ice cream, BoNzO revealed a plastic hammer, red in color with green polka-dots, raised it above his head and bopped The Parakeet across the top of the head!
Larry LeStrange, “AND HERE I THOUGHT BIRDS SLEPT WITH THEIR EYES OPEN!”
BoNzO enjoyed a quick laugh at Larry’s remark as he made the cover…
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 28, 2016 20:31:49 GMT -6
BoNzO goes for the cover as the referee, completely and utterly baffled by what he just saw dropped down for the cover.
1!
2!
3!
New Hardcore Champion: BoNzO (2)
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Post by Fun Times, Inc. on Mar 28, 2016 20:34:18 GMT -6
Ecstatic that he had just recaptured the Hardcore Championship, BoNzO hopped around the unconscious feathered fellow as he quickly jumped into the back of the ice cream truck driven by Larry LeStrange to clear the area before any other hijinks could occur!
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Post by Badgerman on Mar 28, 2016 22:31:15 GMT -6
Ecstatic that he had just recaptured the Hardcore Championship, BoNzO hopped around the unconscious feathered fellow as he quickly jumped into the back of the ice cream truck driven by Larry LeStrange to clear the area before any other hijinks could occur! As BoNzO and co went for their escape, they happened to hit a pizza delivery man who was trying to cross the street! The ice cream truck pulled over, BoNzO making sure the man was ok in fear of getting sued. When BoNzO approached closer, the man jumped up and knocked BoNzO over the head with a pizza box before pushing Larry to the ground and covering... |
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 28, 2016 22:34:58 GMT -6
The referee, curious as to exactly who this pizza delivery man was decided that instead of trying to question was was going on figured he'd turn this into an opportunity first by counting...
1!
2!
3!
New Hardcore Champion: The Pizza Delivery Guy?
Upon counting the pin the ref quickly opened the box and started to eat a slice of pizza.
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Post by Michael Smart on Mar 29, 2016 1:39:02 GMT -6
Staggering to his feet back inside McDonald's, Daniel goes back to his table and takes a sip of his Diet Coke (gotta watch his figure!) before leaping back through the broken window. Daniel sees the ice cream truck off in the distance and decides to clothesline a biker off his motorcycle. Daniel steals the man's helmet and puts it on - safety first - before getting on the bike and riding towards the truck. Right as the pizza delivery guy gets back on his feet, Daniel, helmet still on his head, leaps off the bike and headbutts him back down! Daniel goes for the cover.
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Post by Das Admin on Mar 29, 2016 1:46:34 GMT -6
It was like Daniel Smart was this awesome stunt guy. The ref was enjoying an ice cream cone from the truck but sees the pin. THe ref lets out a sigh having to toss his cone and run for the count.
One...
Two...
Three!
Winner and new hardcore champion Daniel Smart (2)
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Post by BULLSHARKS on Mar 29, 2016 2:21:23 GMT -6
HOLY JEEBUS THE BULLSHARKS COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS ACTUALLY IN SHARK LANGUAGE BUT HAS BEEN TRANSLATED IN SUBTITLES FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE!!!  BULLSHARK 2: HEY BULLSHARK 5! BULLSHARK 5: YEAH BULLSHARK 2?! BULLSHARK 2: DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT MAN JUST DID?! BULLSHARK 5: WHAT DID HE DO BROTHER BULLSHARK 2?? BULLSHARK 2: HE JUST MADE THAT REFEREE THROW AWAY HIS ICE CREAM CONE FROM MCDONALDS! THAT'S A DOLLAR WASTED THAT NEEDS TO BE JUSTIFIED! LETS GET HIM! BULLSHARK 3: I'M WITH YOU BROTHERS! BULLSHARK 5: HEY BULLSHARK 3! BULLSHARK 3: HEY BULLSHARK 5! HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN BULLSHARK 1 OR 4 OR 6? BULLSHARK 5: NO I HAVENT BULLSHARK 3! BULLSHARK 2: THEY ARE RIGHT OVER THERE BULLSHARK 3! BULLSHARK 3: OH YEAH THERE THEY ARE! HEY BULLSHARKS! BULLSHARK 1: YEAH BULLSHARK 3? BULLSHARK 3: THAT GUY OVER THERE MADE THE REFEREE THROW AWAY HIS DELICIOUS ICE CREAM CONE! WE NEED TO GET HIM FOR THAT! MAYBE WE CAN TAKE THE HARDCORE TITLE TOO! BULLSHARK 4: ID LIKE THE HARDCORE TITEL! BULLSHARK 5: IT'S HARDCORE TITLE BUULLSHARK 4! YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THE SUBTITLES CAN UNDERSTAND US RIGHT! BULLSHARK 4: MY BAD BULLSHARK 5. HEY BULLSHARK 6 DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US? BULLSHARK 6: TOTALLY! LETS GET THAT GUY! I WANT AN ICE CREAM CONE NOW TOO THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS! BULLSHARK 2: THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD 6. SO LETS WIN THE HARDCORE TITLE THEN GET SOME ICE CREAM! WE CAN SCARE THEM TO GIVING IT TO US BECAUSE WE'RE SHARKS! BULLSHARK 5: BUT I'M ADOPTED BULLSHARK 2: BUT YOU ARE WITH ALL OF US SHARKS IT WILL BE EASY BULLSHARK 5: OKAY! LETS WIN THE HARDCORE TITLE! THE SUBTITLES ENDED AND THEY RAN AFTER DANIEL SMART. BULLSHARK 5 GOT A WATER HOSE FROM SOMETHING AND STARTED TO SPRAY THE WATER ALL OVER THE GROUND FOR THE BULLSHARKS SO THEY COULD BREATHE AND SWIM AFTER DANIEL SMART. HE SAW THE WATER AND THE SLIP N SLIDE COME OUT OF NO WHERE AND THEN ALL OF THESE SHARKS STARTED TO COME SLIDING AFTER DANIEL. DANIEL JUMPED OVER BULLSHARK 4 AND SIDE STEPPED BULLSHARK 2 BUT HE WAS TACKLED AT THE LEGS BY BULLSHARK 3 AND THEN BULLSHARK 5 HIT DANIEL SMART WITH HIS FIN OF STEEL AND THEN BULLSHARK 6 FIN HIT DANIEL SMART IN THE CROTCH. HE HELD HIS CROTCH IN PAIN GETTING UP AND TRYING TO STAND UP ON THE SLIP N SLIDE AND HE GOT A SURFER LEGS DESERT WHICH IS A RICK STEINER RUNNING HEAD-BUTT ON ALL 4S. DANIEL IS DOWN AND THE BULLSHARKS DO A DOG PILE PIN ON DANIEL SMART! |
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Post by Michael Smart on Mar 29, 2016 3:19:28 GMT -6
What the Bullsharks don't know is that Daniel is a talented swimmer and can hold his breath for up to three minutes. Daniel, still holding his crotch in pain, slips out from under the Bullshark dog pile and swims in the surprisingly deep water, before finally going to the surface to get some air. Daniel takes a second to strap the title belt around his waist, then starts climbing up a nearby apartment building, jumping from window sill to window sill to escape the wrath of the Bullsharks.
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 29, 2016 5:50:14 GMT -6
As I ponder how a pizza delivery guy has been a hardcore champ, as well as some stranger/not-stranger has done it twice, I realize I still have yet to win the belt. However, much to my surprise, the stranger/not-stranger is climbing the apartment building to the roof that I do my yoga on. I downward dog over top of him for the pin.
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Post by HEEL on Mar 29, 2016 10:58:42 GMT -6
Chris Williams just so fortunately was doing yoga with a MSW ref when Chris noticed the MSW Hardcore Champ pop into view. As Chris sprung into action- the ref broke his "wild cat" breathing pose and slid to make the cover-
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Winner and New Hardcore Champion: Chris Williams
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 29, 2016 18:35:54 GMT -6
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
*Continues yoga, switching to warrior pose with belt*
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Post by BULLSHARKS on Mar 29, 2016 20:24:17 GMT -6
When Williams never expected it, The Bullsharks set up and elaborate trap for him. From the sky drops a big shark cage on Williams with a forklift. BULLSHARK 1 is using a fork lift to raise it and lower it, shaking Williams around until he hits his head on the top of the cage. BULLSHARK 3 AND 5 jump on the sides of the cage to rattle it around and BULLSHARK 1 lowers it and BULLSHARK 4 AND 6 get williams out and then BULLSHARK DOG PILE TO PIN WILLIAMS!
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 29, 2016 20:43:39 GMT -6
*scrambles out of the dogpile*
*does more yoga*
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