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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 16:38:26 GMT -6
LC does a POUNCE on The Parakeet knocking him over the car hood and pins Ron
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 27, 2016 16:38:43 GMT -6
The referee finally makes it to the scene of the crime, having been caught up in backed up traffic. The referee rushes to undo his seatbelt and swings the car door open as he baseball slides to the cover.
1!
2!
3!
New Hardcore Champion: Loose Cannon
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 16:40:19 GMT -6
LC takes the belt and rushes off to Chuck E Cheese to call his momma
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 16:42:15 GMT -6
With my newfound respect for parakeets teamwork skills, I hope to continue this alliance toward gold. So I mercilessly shove birdseed down LCs throat...
"Look parakeet! LC is eating your food!"
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 16:44:29 GMT -6
LC laughs at CW for doing it to a cardboard standup while LC calls his momma.
LC: Momma Im hardcore champ!
Momma LC: great baby, be safe!
LC: Will do momma!
OOOOW!
LC then runs towards an outlet mall to hide.
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 16:46:58 GMT -6
I am quite disappointed that the parakeet did not warn me about the cardboard diversion. I chase LC to the outlet mall, where he is expecting to hide.
But joke is on you, it's Easter bitch! That shit is closed!
I tackle LC and pin.
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 16:47:58 GMT -6
LC kicks out and does the splits kicking CW in the nuts. LC grabs a random bike sitting there and rides somewhere
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Post by IC4 and The Skylarks on Mar 27, 2016 16:48:46 GMT -6
LC laughs at CW for doing it to a cardboard standup while LC calls his momma. LC: Momma Im hardcore champ! Momma LC: great baby, be safe! LC: Will do momma! OOOOW! LC then runs towards an outlet mall to hide. AT around this time everyone's favorite Cornelius, IC4 was eating some cotton candy while The Skylarks had popsicles in their hands. Upon seeing LC with the belt the three looked at each other. IC4: Bro! It's that Loose Cabinet guy! Skylarks: HARDCORE TITLE! HARDCORE TITLE! HARDCORE TITLE! The three sprint out and start attacking him in a three on one gang beatdown with IC4 tossing him through a Victoria's Secret display window. As mall security starts running out IC4 starts to flex and pose as Jerry and Jerome Skylark pounce on the simultaneous cover. |
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 16:50:04 GMT -6
I decide to go play video games, planning my 1337 strats to win gold another time.
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 16:50:57 GMT -6
THose cardboard cutouts baby, LC has them stacked up like he's from capsule corp from DBZ. Skylarks goin HARDOCRE TITLE! and LC ain't even there, baby! He's on the roof dancin!
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 18:22:49 GMT -6
Watching them closely, I realized that they took off towards the mall and I was headed there, flying as fast as my wings could take me. As I arrived, I noticed that LC was on the roof dancing and I took that moment to fly as fast as I could, hitting him head on with a Benoit like head butt which dropped him immediately. Placing my body on top of his, I looked down at the cell phone and began to squawk to momma LC who didn't seem to notice that I wasn't her son.
Would I be the next champion? Who knows around here!
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Post by HEEL on Mar 27, 2016 18:38:24 GMT -6
A ref who was practicing singing lessons on the same roof LC and Parakeet was on heard the ruckus and quickly jumped into action. With The Parakeet covering LC whilst LC's mama shouted for her son's safety- the ref slid..
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Winner and New Hardcore Champion: The Parakeet
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 27, 2016 20:45:10 GMT -6
The parakeet may have won but tha LC wasn't down, baby! He did a little searching on the interwebs an found out Parakeets love strawberries and bells. LC climbed down an ran across the street to a conveniently placed pet store with a convenient store right next to it (how amazing, right?) an tha LC done bought him a couple of little bells an some strawberries for tha parakeet. LC came back an seen the Parakeet gettin' read ta take off an LC said nah-uh! He ran the bell an it caught parakeets attention. Parakeet flew on down to tha ground an LC tempted him with some treats. Tha bell had parakeet distracted for a minute jus enough that ol LC here could roll him over for the pin while giving the parakeet some strawberries. He could eat the whole ones because he was bigger than the average bird.
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 27, 2016 21:01:30 GMT -6
As LC had the parakeet stuffed full of strawberries, I decided that it was high time to put my "1337 strats" into place. I handed LC a cardboard cutout of parakeet, confusing him. I then took his place for the pin.
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Post by Drew Stevenson on Mar 27, 2016 21:01:50 GMT -6
Tired of eating strawberries, I was full to the brim and I realized what he was trying to do. Letting out an angry squawk, I started to peck at his face causing him to get off of me and as I did just that, I grabbed my newly won Hardcore Championship in beak and decided to exit the roof of this building.
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