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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 30, 2016 20:50:00 GMT -6
The referee gets up holding his family jewels as he takes several steps backwards and starts falling downwards on an upward moving escalator! Tragically trapped!
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 30, 2016 20:52:10 GMT -6
*still enjoying a great nap*
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 30, 2016 21:00:58 GMT -6
LC works with his buddies the sharkies and they summon the power of controlling water like tha badazz aqualad from young justice an sends the water down the shaft an bring the ref to safety. LC grabs his hand an pulls him out. LC an the sharkies run after debauchee and the sharkies hit a 6 shark dropkick an LC POUNCES Debauchee an pins
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Post by Mother Russia Account Now on Mar 30, 2016 21:03:12 GMT -6
Frank Debauchee looks down at the sleeping Chris Williams. Chris was obviously dreaming of being Frank, only explanation for the smile on his face.
While he's sleeping Frank Debauchee hires a grotesquely obese woman. She waddles in wearing nothing but a teeny tiny bikini and holding a box of donuts. She weighs roughly six hundred pounds and her face is covered in powdered sugar.
Frank instructs her Chris is now her man. In glee she dives belly first on Williams smothering him inside her rolls.
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Post by Mother Russia Account Now on Mar 30, 2016 21:05:19 GMT -6
While LC has the pin Frank whispers something.
Frank "five-oh."
LC looks up in panic giving Frank enough strength to power out with a kick out.
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Post by Chris Williams on Mar 30, 2016 21:21:46 GMT -6
I woke up.
I'm in a dark place, and I can't breathe.
I'm scared.
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Post by Loose Cannon on Mar 30, 2016 23:57:15 GMT -6
Dat damn Debauchee, there was no 5-0, he was just trynna be cheap an shizz but LC wasn't havin' nonathat. Back on the prowl he was... til he seen that huge gal smotherin' Chrissy Williams. LC sent his buddies the sharkies after her to free him 'cause Williams needed ta be free for Unstoppable. When Sharkies freed him, LC gets some bunny's an has 'em go with him to Debauchee. With all these hot momma's comin' after Debauchee he's thinkin' his man-stuff is workin' all kinds of wonders. The gals hold 'em down and keep him distracted, enough that LC brings the ref he done gone saved and puts onnnne tiny finger on Debauchee so as to not be noticed outside of the ladies for a pin.
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Post by Michael Smart on Mar 31, 2016 10:27:24 GMT -6
Waking up from his victory-induced nap, Daniel bursts into action. Daniel takes off his shirt, his well-toned abs distracting the girls that were holding down Debauchee. Daniel punts LC in the head and gets the sudden urge to randomly kick the strangely familiar man he laid on top of for 17 hours, too. Debauchee gets to his feet, but Daniel connects with a picture-perfect Knee-DS and hooks BOTH legs to go for the pin!
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 31, 2016 14:53:21 GMT -6
Waking up from his victory-induced nap, Daniel bursts into action. Daniel takes off his shirt, his well-toned abs distracting the girls that were holding down Debauchee. Daniel punts LC in the head and gets the sudden urge to randomly kick the strangely familiar man he laid on top of for 17 hours, too. Debauchee gets to his feet, but Daniel connects with a picture-perfect Knee-DS and hooks BOTH legs to go for the pin! A new referee sprints out of the waffle house down the street upon seeing the pin from the window and quickly counts the pin after discarding his plate (he was finishing his meal upon sprinting out). 1! 2! 3! New Hardcore Champion: Daniel Smart (4) |
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Post by BULLSHARKS on Mar 31, 2016 15:21:56 GMT -6
SHARK ATTACK! Daniel Smart was getting up with his title and is distracted by the amazing good looks for a shark in BULLSHARK 6. Her pink outfit is very enticing for Mister Smart. Then he's turned around by BULLSHARK 1 wearing his badass skull vest and he pulls a debauchee and STUNNER! Smartie is down and LC comes to help his sharkie buddies and they carry Daniel Smart over to the beach and go under the dock and BULLSHARK 1 covers.. and while he does that BULLSHARK 2-6 are keeping the others busy.
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Post by IC4 and The Skylarks on Mar 31, 2016 22:19:41 GMT -6
Just when it looked like the Bullsharks were going to steal the Hardcore Title a savior appeared to be coming in the distance on a white chariot. Upon further inspection that Chariot was a golf cart, and that savior? Two, you mean two saviors. Jerry Skylark was driving while Jerome was firing paintballs into the fray.
Jerome Skylark: GATTACA! GATTACA!
The Bullsharks had no idea what hit them as they were pelted by a skittles like barrage of paintballs before the Bullsharks bounced off one by one as the Skylarks ran them over! The Skylarks quickly pile out of the cart after dispatching the Bullsharks before they both jump on Daniel Smart for the simultaneous pin.
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Post by HEEL on Mar 31, 2016 22:24:09 GMT -6
The ref who was scrambling to get to his feet after jumping off the back of the golf cart sprung into action-
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
As The Skylarks jump around in unison with the title, the ref speaks...
"Due to the complexity of the situation- the only way to win the Hardcore Title from Jerry and Jerome is to pin them BOTH as they're co-champions!"
Winner and New CO-Champions: The Skylarks
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Post by IC4 and The Skylarks on Mar 31, 2016 22:29:15 GMT -6
Jerry Skylark: WE DID IT JERRY! WE DID IT!
Jerrome Skylark: WE DID IT! THEY SAID WE COULDN'T AMOUNT TO ANYHTING, THEY SAID WE WERE JUST VANILLA MIDGETS! BUT FINALLY WE HAVE SOARED UP TO THE SKY...
Jerry Skylark: LARK! THE SKYLARKS HAVE RISEN!
The Skylarks scoop up the belt and quickly jump back into the golf cart, fixing the belt prominantly to the dashboard. Jerome double taps each Bullshark 10 times more with the paintball gun for added measure.
Jerry Skylark: BROTHER! Where should we celebrate?
Jerome Skylark: CHUCK E. CHEESE! CHUCK E. CHEESE. CHUCK E. CHEESE!
The Skylarks triumphantly drive off.
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Post by IC4 and The Skylarks on Apr 1, 2016 4:02:12 GMT -6
As the Skylarks reach Chuck E Cheese the two end up splitting up, Jerome going to play some lazer tag while Jerry took a dive into the ballpit obsticle course.
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Post by Chris Williams on Apr 3, 2016 7:56:37 GMT -6
The Skylarks hear a faint buzzing sound. They are drawn to the noise, which turns out to be coming from a Wrestlemania sign! A strange feeling comes over them. They stare at each other, and slowly raise their arms to point at the wrestlemania sign, frozen in place.
I sneak up from behind and do a double roll up! The skylarks aren't even attempting a kickout, just still using a finger to point to the wrestlemania sign.
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